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2015

Dec

Kate Bock for Elle Canada Because She’s Canadian of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian Sports illustrated model who has been in the magazine, which as far as anyone with a brain is concerned, has gone to shit and the girls they choose are pretty fucking low level bootleg…but still in bikinis…set in pics that look like every other bikini pic everyday…boring…

But at least they try….and sometimes, at least between 2013 and 2015, they tried with Kate Bock, and even gave her “rookie of the year”…the most prestigious award for a girl from Canada or really anywhere…with a dream of low level modeling and fucking athletes…

Well, in Typical Canadian form, they’ve decided to feature her in their version of Elle Magazine, because once they “make it”…that is really more “making it with the right guys”…if you know what I mean…the Canadian media promotes…it’s some law or something…

The real highlight about Kate Bock isn’t her nonsense career, or even these tame, not softcore porn pics…but the fact that she was discovered at 12 at a public pool…who was the fucking pervert discovering 12 year old girls at the public pool…but they should be arrested, but instead are bathing in the wealth they made off their 20 percent of Kate Bock…a fortune somewhere in the realm of 2,000 dollars…

She’s hot, boring pics though.

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2015

Dec

Naked Man Gets Tased on Highway and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage in Panama

Husband Sets House on Fire….Drives Motorbike Into It

Treadmill Wood Transport

300 Whales Wash Up in Patagonia

Baby Goat Hop…

Monkey VS Motorbike

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2015

Dec

Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Pam Anderson, in a black wig and lingerie…is Day 3 of the Love Magazine 31 days of December – people of interest in lingerie dancing silly – online bonanza….that isn’t for Christmas because Christmas is so dated…but rather for the all encompassing “Holiday”…and I think the “Holiday Miracle” in all this is that people consider an old tired Pam Anderson full of plastic surgery to be a person of interest….I mean if this was a long lost sex tape from the 90s, I’d get it, but as it stands now…its some old man Christmas or as the kids call him – old man Holiday with silly clown tits that are only a couple of years old….doing things she did in her 20s and even 30s…in her 50s….its weird… But maybe I’m just at a loss for words now that she’s beat hepatitis…for those of you who don’t know, making a fun of a girl or woman or granny for being a whore when she’s got the hepatitis to prove it was the obvious and the easy…literally…and I like things easy…obviously…..

Here’s to Canada….and old ladies…keeping the “i guess I’d fuck her…alive…

I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Very little exciting happens in my life when I am hibernating…now that it is winter and there is no daylight and any asshole willing to face the cold isn’t a Mexican….

So I rely heavily on tinder being my link to the outside world of sluts…like last night’s who kept sending me the wettest most soaking pussy I’ve ever seen…that almost gave me a boner…reminding me…hell…we don’t need to leave the house…the pussy is right here…

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Taylor Marie Hill in a Bikini
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Drunk Girl Acrobatics
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Brooke Burke is Plastic in Plastic of the Day
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Gigi Hadid – Naked for Shoes
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Abigail Ratchford’s Huge Tits
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A Throwback to Some Hot Asses…
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Joanna Krupa’s Slutty Big Tits
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So Many Redheads
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple for Think Magazine of the Day
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Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage for Christmas!
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Marksman and His Trick Shots
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am an online busker, with less talent and no tips…

Maybe I should go back to the Donate Here button on the site…

My virtual hat..

Money for coffee…and whiskey….and beer…

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Taylor Swift VS a Bird
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Dalia Elliott is the Fame Whore of the Day
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Jenna Dewan Underboob
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Rihanna Cleavage on the Voice…
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Downhill Ice Cross Battles
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Rosie Jones – Glamour Model
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Kristen Stewart and Her Dumbo Ears
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Lacy Banghard in a Thong
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2 Chainz Wins Lawsuit Against Hooker
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Hottest Pics of Erin Heatherton
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Sandra Bullock Adopts Another Black
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Does a Miley Upskirt Even Matter
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Paris Hilton Ass
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Lena Derke Lingerie
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Dirtiest Jokes in Simpson’s History
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The American Crime Story – Trailer
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Girls into Sports Team
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Gigi Hadid for Instagram
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Locksmith VS Lock
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Emma Miller is the New is New Young Poon…
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Chris Brown Pulled from Daily Show
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Pole Dance Moves
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49 Pics of Salma Hayek
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Tawny Jordan in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Wearing Very Little…
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The Hoverboard Rap Song
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2015

Dec

Kim Kardashian Wants to Be Paid To Support Women Domestic Violence Campaign of the Day

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Typical of a money making machine…and by machine I mean hooker…right…

She’s a horrible person, we’ve established that. They are a horrible family. We’ve established that. They are vain, they are materialistic, they are vapid…they do no good for the world…and they act like fucking trash with no concern for the consequences of their actions…it’s all to make money, to be talked about, in what is a big fucking joke….to everyone involved…

So some artist made her look domestic abused, because she has probably lead to some domestic abuse, I know if my wife watched that shit, I’d beat her…and now Kim Kardashian is suing…because you can’t use a cunt’s image to promote a good cause like not beating your wife..without paying…that’s illegal…

Fuck that…it’s fair use, bitch is shoved so far down our throats…I hope everyone stars using the porn trash’s image without paying her because paying her is where it all went wrong…she should have made 10k off the porn, that’s it..ends there…to which she made a follow up porn…not a show, not anything else..just the porn..

She should be ordered pay us all back for damages…can’t we class action suit or petition this garbage people…

I guess they should have probably just used the Rihanna pics…wher ethey wouldn’t need an artist to make these idiots look beat…ANyone else have a boner from seeing a beat up Kardashian? Not because we like beat up women, but because we like beat up Kardashians…

Maybe…she should use the image for a good cause on her social media..without getting paid…right..she probably will for the backlash…good viral campaign artist…made some noise..

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2015

Dec

Rosie Huntington Naked in a Burberry Scarf of the Day

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Here’s an ad that Burberry put out, because it is Christmas and what better way to promote your overpriced, overrated, product than to put a pretty top end, British model in the scarf naked…but covering all the good parts…because at 1000 dollars or whatever the price of one of these things is…it better fucking double as a blanket, towel, a mode of transportation that will fucking magic carpet ride you around, a formal dress and just a fucking bath robe to kick it in…I mean otherwise it’s just a fucking rag with a print on it…knitted possibly…by little asian hands…to rape your fucking soul…and to give a group of execs something to laugh about “can you believe these idiots pay 1000 dollars for something we pay 10 dollars for…we fucking win…let’s use some of that money to get a model on set naked…so we can all see her pussy…because we fucking love pussy…the world…our hooker”…

I prefer when she’s leaving the GYM…in leggigns…with her rocking ass…

HERE AND HERE

Burberry didn’t pay me for this favorable review of their product, but they should have.

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2015

Dec

Angela Lindvall Nipples by Bryan Adams for Zoo of the Day

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Here’s a photoshoot by Canadian rocker, who I think has actually sold more records than any other Canadian rocker with his 80s ballads and theme songs to movies like Robin Hood…Bryan Adams….who just released a new album that I am sure will do massive numbers…with songs like this one….that is always on the radio – and that is actually good…Not Summer of 69 good…but good…and reminds me of some good old rock…

Well like all Rockstars, dude likes models and models like rockstars…for their money and lifestyle and really everything that comes with being a rockstar…because they all want to be hand selected by them…

So Bryan Adams did the natural thing in his downtime to focus on his hobby, that he has turned into a career…and that’s being a fashion photographer…

So not only does dude make millions a year off his music and the royalties..but he also makes money taking pics of hot chicks…

It’s crazy that some people are just better at life than others…

This is model Angela Lindvall, who is famous to people who know models…and she’s showing her nipples for some obscure magazine..so give Bryan Adams some props for winning…

She’s American despite her immigrant sounding name….and she’s got bush, my fucking favorite…..

Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Brayn Adams

2015

Dec

Gigi Hadid, Joans Smalls and Lily Aldridge for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

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Shoe porn…

So Stuart Weitzman is probably a 500 million dollar or more shoe company…and they are taking cues from foot fetish websites…and/or craigslist ads that Stuart Weritzman can probably relate to – because why else would he get into the women’s shoe business to begin with – that’s just fucking creepy…at least he’s not in the lingerie for toddler business…that’s just weird…

He got models…who I guess are now considered Victoria’s Secret models…to model his shoes in some cross pollination that is typical of this recycled garbage industry that chooses a handful of girls they cycle out as hard as they can for 10 years or until they get fat and turn to acting or daytime TV talk shows…

I know foot fetishists, and I’ve been known to suck a toe while trying to get some penetration with my micro cock those days I trick girls into sex….and I’m not one of them, however they are some of the weirdest fucking people in existence…I’ve seen these creeps offer girls 100 dollars to film their feet and not even jerk off on their feet…and I know girls who sell pics of their feet to dudes off instagram…because it’s a whole ecosystem where girls don’t feel like whores participating in it..even though her feet to that guy – are her spread ass and pussy to perverts like me….a different kind of pervert…but a pervert just the same…

Stuart Weitzman didn’t pay me for this…how unappreciative…unless you think model sandwiches…where GIGI is the meat..something I assume her parents have felt about her for a long time…is a fair contribution to the busking that is this website…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Joans Smalls|Lily Adridge|SFW

2015

Dec

Anja Rubik Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a titty model…and Vogue is a Titty Magazine…they are just clever about it and put Fashion in their description, so that every serious corporation knows that they are luxurious tits…and not just any instagram model tits…you know tits that have been cultivated amongst the richest and classiest people…draped in the richest and classiest robes and fabrics….while shot by the highest paid and international photographers…who are in on this racket too…

Because when you break it down…you know really deconstruct it…a tit is a tit…even the feminists will argue that when arguing for their right to walk around topless “Our tits are like your tits, we are all one tit, under the image of God, even though we can’t say God exists, that’s not progressive and inclusive or politically correct”…

And this to me is no different than the stills they take on porn sets before the fucking…which are sometimes set in very classy places…you know…

It’s all just tits..whether some high brow bullshit artist who calls himself an artist when he’s really just a pervert tells her to pull out her tit…or some dude who accepts being a pervert who could never pull it off as an artist so he works in porn or not…it’s all the fucking same…and by that I mean..I want to suck them all the same…and I don’t care about context…

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