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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights…

Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

Dec

Shanina Shaik in Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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I hate….no, I fucking hate…bikini catalog pictures.

Her name is Shanina Shaik…and this is her being terribly fucking dull in efforts to sell bikinis for some random fucking brand…that probbaly paid her a ton of money…by taking boring fucking pictures of her.

I’m not saying that an ecommerce site should have a sprawled out, spread eagled, laying in the bottom of a shower, getting pissed on by 8 other bikini models, to be compelling and artistic…even a little porny…for people shopping for bikinis, trying to get a good look of the bikini and how it fits a body that is nothing like their body..

I am just saying, that fuck these are boring fucking pics…

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2015

Dec

Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans…

Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”….

I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them…

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2015

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content….

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2015

Dec

Some Santa in Philly Exposing her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Beats On Girl for Getting Period on the Floor

Miss World NZ does a War Dance

Space X Success….

13 Year Olds in Stolen Car – Try To Escape and Fail

Fireman on Fire Fails…

Mom Dog Saves her 4 Pups in a Flood in India

Pretty Shitty Accident

Chinese Cultural Police Patrol Street to Prevent Corrupt Capitalistic Culture from Polluting China – Like Sex in a Van

Guy Keeps Girl a Bitch on the Train

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day

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So Kim K released her own Emoji Keyboard…I am going to assume 3 million people bought them for 2 dollars a pop…emoji is the thing everyone is doing because the younger generation hates words, but trashy, played out, Kardashian trash with their middle fingers with diamond, Yeezy shoes, a polished pair of testicles, tooth whitened smile, or the cream covered peach and black card…..get’s there retard, pop culture point across….

There are also bubbles that say “basic”….and pot leafs….and a weird tit flash and stripper poles….cultural appropriation…if the culture she’s appropriating is mall brand commercial rap music…

You know take the girl who makes millions upon millions of dollars for being a spoiled rich kid, turn her “urban” because she’s married to a rapper and remind the world that everything is fucking Disney, even pulled down panties and the masses just eat it up…

The Kim k emojis need to punch themselves in their Caitlyn Jenner dick…..

I guess what I am saying is all I want for Xmas is for Kim K to die.

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are really sensitive about Tranny jokes…

People are really offended by just the word Tranny…they prefer to be referred to as “it”….

It’s the new “rape culture”….where rape culture is the new “I got so drunk and fucked this dude and barely remember it so it must be rape”….

I wonder what would happen if I stood on the street corner dressed like Santa in black face saying you can’t rape a Tranny because they aren’t real girls…and that it is offensive for real girls to be objectified by the tranny man who has pegged them or defined them they way they have…without being women…

What I am saying is that Tranny as a concept is anti-feminist, it’s the patriarch infiltrating women, by saying and defining what a women is, despite having testicles…but those same feminists…you know the fighting feminists..are so PC that they have to accept and love Tranny despite it going against them…and they can’t deal with this and their head just explodes…

So we all fucking win in the end….

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Stoner Sloth’s of Australia
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Khloe Kardashian’s Booty for the Doctor…
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Farrah Abraham is Not Going to Adopt a Kid
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Jessica Lowndes is Posting Slutty Pics to Get Noticed….as an Instagram Model
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Americans Try Norwegian Christmas Food
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Jennifer Lawrence LEgs
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Some Fame Whore in Miami….Before the Instagram Model…There Was the paparazzi Whore
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R. Kelly on Sexual Assault…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls..
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The Top 10 Star Wars Gifts of the Day
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Bong Of the Day
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2015

Dec

stepLINK of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was talking to an overly PC girl, which is every girl, about how my friend was almost raped by a dog….When I hit the the word rape…she fully shut down and couldn’t fucking process anything beyond it…it was like “system meltdown” and she couldn’t figure out if the word rape meant rape joke which is bad and derogatory to women, even if I was talking about dog rape, which could apply to men…or if rape meant the dictionary definition of rape….but when she heard rape..that was it…and she was out….

We are a people…who can’t handle hearing a word….

I guess she wouldn’t have been a good partner in my “go to church and pretend to be a retard in the back, masturbating and screaming every 30 seconds..all Downsy”….

People need to lighten the fuck up…

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Miley and Pam Anderson Stupidity
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Phoebe Price is Bondage Reindeer
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Miss Universe Winner Under Fire
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Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme…
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Olivia Wilde is Still in a Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Fat Ass
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Lady Gaga Pasties
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Celebrities Who Support Trump
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R. Kelly Asked abotu Sexual Assault Allegations…
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American’s Try Norwegian Food
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Hot Selfies…
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Tina Fey Doesn’t need to Defend Jokes..
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Rihanna Good Cleavage without a Bra
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Kendall and Kylie Braless oN TV
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Kimmy Gibbler does Whip / Nae Nae Dance…What
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32,000 Dollar Flight to Abu Dhabi
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Olivia Wilde Bikinis
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This is Gross..
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Fat Penthouse Model of the Day
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Bar Refaeli Panty Flash
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Tove Lo in a Skin Tight Leotard
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Make Any Glove Work with a Touch Screen
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25 Redneck Innovations…
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Bella Thorne’s Tits are Bigger
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Jessica Alba Survives LA Rainstorm
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Why Do People Drink Coffee
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6 Gross things you see Working at an Aquarium
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Miss Puerot Rico is an Islamophobe
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Emma Stone Pumping Gas
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The Weirdest Boxing Clip
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Karrueche in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps! For Christmas….
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Memories of Lohan
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2015

Dec

Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day

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Now that the Star Wars hype these nerds have been fully absorbed in the last year is over and they’ve seen the movie 10 times in the last 3 days…

They can go back to fetishizing female stars of other nerd movies they love, like Zoe Saldana in her bikini in Mexico…not getting killed in some drug cartel shit…but still in a bikini with a decent enough mom body…especially for the nerds, since like Christians, they are committed to the cause no matter what that cause does or looks like…they are for life…thanks fanatic obsessive compulsive disorder…..and autism…

I like the shitty quality from a serious distance making her look like some kind of cartoon character…it reminds me of when paparazzi actually worked for their pics…

All this to say – I like her half naked neanderthal walk…sexy like a caveman with saggier tits…

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Posted in:SFW|Zoe Saldana

2015

Dec

ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

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I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….

Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….

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