2015
25
Nov
Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina…
Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess…
Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW
2015
25
Nov
Wow late night TV is such shit…I can’t even
But I guess they’re interviewing some chick – who may or may not have a dick – at least according to these guys and their extensive research..
But dick or not, she pretends to be a girl and dudes everywhere, at least those who are into chick fights, have jerked off to her – thanks to UFC doing this updated version of jello wrestling
Cat fights have been erotic forever, even when the chicks are questionably chick…
Here are some pics of her
Posted in:Holly Holm|SFW
2015
25
Nov
THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do…
I haven’t seen all the pics, or really any of the pics yet…but I figure I’ll put up the one that I did see as a placeholder…
It’s old, but still living, Adriana Lima and her bolt on fake tits that look like she’s a gutter porn chick, rather than one of the most celebrated and beautiful models of the late 90s / early 2000s, reminding us, this thanksgiving, to give thanks for what you have when you have it, as it can all go to shit…and when it does..if you’re lucky enough to have tits…you can use them to get you out of it…
GOOD TIMES>. Come back for the rest of the pics.. Here’s some other girl….
Fuck – this is the 2015 Calendar – I’m so inadequate, unprofessional, lazy, as a blogger….I don’t know how I live with myself..
Posted in:Adrinana Lima|SFW
2015
25
Nov
I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc…
I assume that J.LO, along with her ass implants and breast implants, and botox, which is now part of her, is the one who put those out there..
Because all I see, is an old lady that sure, I’d fuck her, but she’s still an old lady…no matter how tight her SPANX outfit is, or how good it makes her ass look…she’s still fucking old…
But keep on pretending she looks young…you fucking idiots…
Here she is for some magazine..in tight clothing…as she does…because it keeps things in place…
2015
25
Nov
Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do..
Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit…
I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks..
But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works…
Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW
2015
25
Nov
Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass…
Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck…
ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell…
Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW
2015
25
Nov
Karlie Kloss is one of Taylor Swift’s life sized barbie dolls, who I guess is on payroll to hang with Taylor Swift and give the illusion that Taylor Swift has friends, because without this gang of models she surrounds herself with, that scream “I had no childhood, I am richer than god, I can buy people, and pay them their day rate, to sit on my couch”…because power hungry people are creepy….but less creepy when surrounded by models…even if what she does with them behind closed doors and under contract is…
I don’t know why, I dig this SpaceX head office photoshoot, maybe because Karlie Kloss has great legs, maybe because I know SpaceX and space mining is the beginning of the end of humanity which excites me…or maybe it is just the panties…it’s probably just the panties….
Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW
2015
25
Nov
Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits…
She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes…
I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus…
Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW
2015
25
Nov
Shay Mitchell is Canadas own pile of beaver shit…that was shipped off to the USA…where it got cast for a seriously hugely successful show that she’s been trying to break free from so that she isn’t type cast, even if she is typecaast…by diversifying her efforts in releasing teen drama type serialized books…and walking around with hard nipples…because people like hard nipples right…
It’s a whole “I am not going back to Canada you motherfuckers…I will be LA and Hollywood long after this hit show gets cancelled, which I assume is show…because she’s scrambling…
All this to say..who cares…but here’s some of her recent whoring…
TO SEE SHAY MITCHELL in Paparazzi Pics – CLICK HERE
Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell
2015
25
Nov
Vanessa Paradis is a 42 year old French (from france) actress which means you’ve seen her tits in French movies….in Vogue Paris…for France…because France is all over the news, but not really, the rest of the world is “over” the terror attack and we’ve all moved onto new things to worry about…like our Thanksgiving Turkeys and how annoying our relatives are…especially that uncle who you pretend didn’t molest you when you were a kid…even though he molested you when you were a kid…
But here she is showing her 42 year old French ass, an ass that Johnny Depp tainted for 14 years…with his sperm…making babies…like that hot Lily Rose who I guess is 16 or 17 now….and in a broken home…thanks to super famous dad fucking super strategic stepmom Amber Heard…who prior to Johnny Depp had been in one movie and was in the media for being bi sexual…like it was a story…when really it was more a “I’ll do whatever my client pays me to do”..
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
And that’s to never respect a homewrecking whore…but to move in and offer comfort to the mom, who may be old, but who still has an ass, that is on the cover of a fashion mag, not a weird fetish mag featuring old moms…an ass that you can assume she likes having filled, at least based on my experience with french women…but those french women are more the white trash French Canadian kind, not the Parisian fancy ones getting shot at the cafe by the Arabs they hate…
Yes…I WENT THERE…
Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Paradis
