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2015

20

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day

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Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys…

So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys…

Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too…

You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic…

That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire…

Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie…

I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors

All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage…

(she’s not even hot)

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(she’s cheesy as fuck)

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(I like Kate Beckinssale Better…)

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(what low grade pussy)

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(low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale)

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2015

20

Nov

Puppy Mill of the Day

I am a dog lover…more importantly a pug lover…and a pug puppy mill was busted in Arizona. They raided and pulled out / save over 120 PUGS…and a few other animals….in what must have been sad, horrible, but cute as fuck puppy mill raids ever.

If you don’t have a pug, or if you’ve never spent time with a pug, you probably won’t really understand how helpless, loyal, into people they are. They don’t feel like dogs, but rather majestic creatures from space, who I feel are in on the joke…disguised as some interpretation of a dog…

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So in being pug obsessed, the kind of motherfucker who posts pug shirts, stories, and videos on my social media, because pugs are the only thing I really, truly love and enjoy…I figure it is important for me to get the world out that these 120 babies need homes and I figure at least one of you…since there are only one of you reading this…you can go out there and give them a forever home they deserve…you won’t regret it…it will change your fucking life…

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I know the idea of a puppy mill isn’t really one you want to celebrate, but these dogs need homes. I know that a puppy mill is not something you want to call cute, but these dogs need homes. The low class, white trash, assholes with Craigslist, who realize that if they overbreed their two dogs…they are printing fucking money….because each of these puppies is worth 1,000 dollars…and 120 of them means 120,000 dollars…which is like 100 million dollars to trailer trash who do these terrible things to beautiful dogs…

Save a pug…

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2015

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some girl hit me up the other day – offering me sex…I rejected her..

Last night that same girl…who was offering me sex…..told me I disgust her because old obese men aren’t her type…

What she doesn’t realize is that Old and Obese is no one’s type…and I was just as old and obese when she offered me sex….two days ago…

People are crazy…which is probably why I shouldn’t be rejecting sex from 21 year olds. Who the fuck am I to be rejecting sex from 21 year olds….I blame the low testosterone..

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Girls in Mirror Selfies
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Jennifer Lawrence, even in See Through Dresses, Terrifies Me
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Some WHore Named Ela Rose Naked
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The Dumbest “Stripping Feminist” Video ever
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Rachel Sanders in a Bikini
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52 Facts about Cities…
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Treat of the Day
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2015

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Twitter, has never got me a book deal. It has never got me a TV deal. It has never got me a movie deal. It hasn’t even got me an ad deal…

Instagram, has never got me a photography job….

Snapchat, has got me pussy pics….

Tinder, has got me pussy…

But I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s better to be instagram, or twitter….than to be an account on those things trying to hungrily get likes and follows…

Social media whores are pathetic…

But Tinder and Snapchat whores…deliver…

I should be the fucking internet…not just a blood sucking corner that isn’t even dark enough to be scandalous…to be considered a corner….

But I prefer spending my free time fucking Tinder girls…

Distracted by sex…like the rest of you fucking primates…

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The Best Bikini Bottom You’ll Ever See Since Borat
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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie
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Jennifer Lawrence Goth…In a See Through Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass
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Thanksgiving Lifehacks
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The Queen of Cosplay!
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Halle Berry & Olivia Wilde
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Jane Fonda’s Intense
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Slut of the Day
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Jayde Pierce is Fucking Amazing
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Guy in Ferrari Records all the Comments People Make At Him
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Charlotte McKinney’s British UK Shoot Looks Busty
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Hot Black Bitches
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Sam Frost in a Bikini…
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The 15 Sexiest Stripper Scenes in Movies
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Reality Star in See Through Dress Showing her Anus
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Alien Uncovered Upshorts
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Caitlyn Jenner is Not the CNN Hero of the Year
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Kate Hudson has a Crazy Outfit
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Subway Jared Got 15 Years
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Ola Jordan Big Tits
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Giada de Laurentiis Big Tits…
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Topless Australian
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Jessica Lowndes See Through…
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Sara Sampaio at Some Movie Premiere
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tit Supercut
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Just a Couple of Sluts at an Event
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Page 3 Girl of the Day….
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These Mail Order Brides are Amazing
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Stage her Falls
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2015

19

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Flaunt of the Day

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Lookin’ Good….Nipples…

Here’s chubby Ashley Benson – not looking so chubby….but instead looking her best…showing off her tits….cuz this girl’s got some tits…and she’s got them tits in a sheer top for Flaunt Magazine, which I guess is still around or on the comeback tour…..

Ashley Benson is the chubby and really famous on the internet, which I guess famous in life girl, because internet is life….all thanks to being on a really successful TV show… a really fucking successful TV show…that little kids actually watch even though it’s not vine…and I guess she’s avoiding being typecast, because she’s taking the hipster hustle and showing her tits…a lot…and I say at least she’s showing her tits…because tits come with being chubby…and tits make chubby ok…because coming comes to tits if you’re into tits…and who isn’t…they’re tits..

I’m a fan…of tits, and by default…of Ashley Benson…because she’s got tits…that you’ve seen before..

I wonder how many times I can say tits in a post…will this make me the top result on google for tits…I’m going with no….but I’ll be staring at Benson tits…in the meantime for the next 3 seconds…that’s all the attention span we’ve got….

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges…

Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian

Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’…

To see her at an event…..promoting shit….

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2015

19

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day

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Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence..

Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck…

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Connelly for The Edit Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is an old…I mean I remmeber jerking off to her massive tits when massive tits were a thing to jerk off to…you know they’d come out in movies that you rented at the video store because internet barely existed and even though you had a dial up connection it’d take hours to load just one image of the bitch…so masturbation was sex in Hollywood Movies, old Porns you stole, magazines, and music videos…

Well, apparently, she still exists…in case you were wondering…and she’s not showing her tits…which is pretty disappointing…but I guess when you’re in your 40s and you’ve had your run, I think she’s even won Academy Awards..you can hang up the tits and focus on taking good roles…

She’s one of those actors who never offended me in her acting, because she’s good…and that takes a lot for me to say…since I am convinced acting requires zero to no talent…and is usually just about the tits…but sometimes tits open the door…to let other things shine….but maybe I’m just hungover…as I usually am…

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2015

19

Nov

Elizabeth by Kesler Tran of the Day

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Kesler Tran is a photographer who takes great pics of models in LA…who are willing to get naked, like this one named Elizabeth…who I guess doesn’t want to put her last name out there so you can’t google her…because she’s testing the water of the artistic nudes make you viral like Emily Ratajkowski and even Charlie Sheen…if the right rich guy comes along and gives you work for sex…

It’s a whole scene, almost a right of passage that involves getting naked as for a handful of people, that a handful of powerful people notice in their day because they like seeing girls they see around, often times local sluts…naked…it plants the seed for them to want to help them out..in exchange for sex..

I’m not saying Lizzie here is a hooker…but she’s naked…in pictures…for free…which is almost worse…I mean at least get paid for these guys using your body to get attention…doing it for exposure is just dumb.

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2015

19

Nov

Danielle Harris Ass Tattoo of the Day

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Horror Queen….star of Halloween 4 and Halloween 5….I don’t know who she is, I’ve probably posted on her at least once, but I do know that she’s out of control with her tattoos…at 38…even though tattoos are cheesy…but I guess she’s out of touch…enough to be posting bare ass pics – in what looks like someone threw up some fucking disgusting colorful mess on her…like they just ate a box of crayons and found out that it was toxic as she was walking out of the shower or some shit…dripping down her fucking leg…and I guess if you get tattooed aggressively enough at 38…it looks like you’re wearing pants…even if it’s bare skin..

Pretty gross…but I hate tattoos…some of you weirdos probably love them…so take it in…

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