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2015

20

Nov

Uma THurman’s Man Hands in a Swimsuit of the Day

It looks like Uma Thurman, the tits Quentin Taratino was fucking obsessed with in the 90s, are still tits…only now they are set on a skinny body…that really make her massive man hands pop…something I guess she’s into…and I am not too sure if this is for a movie, or family vacation…in St Barths…I just know that she’s rocking a vintage bathing suit, that reminds me of some old silent film from Paris in the early 1900s, that you’d see on a dude diving into a barrel..but in this case on tits with dude hands…which I guess is the same thing…in what is a tribute to the rich culture of France…or just her tapping into a really weird fetish….or swim fashion that should not make a comeback…but she’s still got those tits…and it’s still bathing suit pics..that are essentially the foundation of my existence…sex tapes and bikinis…motherfuckers…

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2015

20

Nov

Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

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All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want..

The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican…

Boring – Here are the pics…

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2015

20

Nov

Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker…

I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere…

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2015

20

Nov

Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked…

I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl…

And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t…

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2015

20

Nov

Jada Pinkett Smith See Through Shirt of the Day

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I guess when your husband is a homo, who pretends he’s not a homo, because people in their 40s are not as into being homo as the new generation of “Fuck anyone, we’re primates, fuck everyone”….especially when they are famous and fear stirring the pot by being a homo…like Will Smith…who countless people have said is a homo…as acting is a pretty fucking homo job…that involves men staring at themselves in the mirror reading their lines…and if you’re not a narcissistic weirdo psycho…you’re likely a homo…and even if you’re a weirdo psycho narcissist….you’re probably into fucking homos…or anyone who feeds your ego…like you were Charlie Sheen, because dick in ass, on men and lady boys is normally the way you get AIDS..

That said, it was the Latin Grammy’s that I call exploit latin people who are so loyal to their culture…by giving them their own grammy’s to make some motherfucking money…

Jada Pinkett Smith who isn’t Latin…wore a see through shirt…because get that Male Attention when you can….cuz you’re not getting it at home…

If you’re more into a Latin chick at the Latin Grammy’s – Here’s Roselyn Sanchez CLICK HERE

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2015

20

Nov

Irina Shayk Demonstrates the Bradley Cooper Dick Suck with her THumb of the Day

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All Russian girls I know are soulless, they are crazy, they are opportunist…and they fucking LOVE money…but all Russian girls I know…are also so fucking hot that you don’t care about their personality flaws…you don’t care that they are soulless or crazy or opportunist…you just fuck them as much as you can…because their look that good…knowing that they’ll move onto a richer guy, or a guy with more to offer than you…because you can offer very little…the second she’s done using you..

There’s no way that Irina Shayk would have got to this level of fame without the A-Listers that she fucked along the way…but let’s remember a lot of equally hot Russians are out there and not fucking A-Listers…who we will never know…and even some of the girls on Mail order bride sites…are legendary…and available at an affordable rate…meaning Irina Shayk is just average thanks to communism killing the uglies…but there’s something solid about this Irina hustle that’s clearly working for her…

Either way, thumb sucking pic for the win…

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2015

20

Nov

Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird…

I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”…

It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of…

It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits…

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2015

20

Nov

Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

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Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything…

So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me…

Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever..

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2015

20

Nov

Naked Girl In China – Because Her Boyfriend Dumped Her and Other Video of the Day

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Wife VS CHeating Husband’s Car – She’s a Weak Weak Bitch..

Apparently – this Pug crawled into the garbage from under the sink…because Pugs Love Food

Racist in VIrgina Loves His Local Muslims…

Wild Boar Attack in Turkey

Florida Naked Robber

Arabs Having Sex with Goats – Caught on Drone

Things to do while waiting in traffic

Chemical Plant Explosion in China – Where You’d think THings were more regulated

Security Guard with Fast Reflexes

In Store Fight of the Day

Otter Wants Food

Audio of the Attack at the Concert in France….This is Terrifying

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2015

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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I don’t know when this is from, but I do know that Elsa Hosk is now an official Victoria’s Secret model…but she’s not a traditional Victoria’s Secret model, but rather the new generation Victorias’ Secret model, which means she was chosen for her social media marketability…and any model who is a model today, on any level, got there by being naked at least once in a shoot…and even after Victoria’s Secret contract, that is worth way less than it once was, but that is still “good for business, exposure, who they can charge other clients”….they get naked…becuase we live in a naked fucking world…and anything for hype, attention, following, etc…

So I don’t know if this is new or old, I just know she’s an instagram model Victoria’s Secret said “she’s good enough for us to exploit”…and this hot body could be the reason why…

She is good.

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