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2015

23

Nov

Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists…

I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about…

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2015

23

Nov

Looks like Life Worked Out for Carmen Electra of the Day

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I remember when Carmen Electra was in Playboy so long ago. She turned it into a hosting job at MTV. She turned that into TV and Cameos in movies….and a bunch of random marriages…all being just a set of trashy tits on a trashy girl…who in this era would be low level instagram model…pure cheesy….but there was a time she was really fucking dialed in, and really fucking mattered..

Well, all things come to an end, and when I saw her hosting some random low level party in Montreal a few years ago, I realized despite how hard she tried, she was done…even if she looked as hot as a plastic, filled, botox, LA chick can look…she was old, done, expired…

I think this pic, is just a perfect representation of where her career is…

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2015

23

Nov

Stella Hudgens Has Nipple Rings of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even trying to be in the industry like the other poptart sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashley Simpson….because I guess their way to try to stand out to their parents who are so involved in the older siblings life…is to either star a family of their own…to find love…or to do it for attention…or because they are empty sluts who crave being filled…with sperm….to ease the sads…

Well, Stella Hudgens, doesn’t seem to be as eager for a career as the other sisters who actually have recording albums, she’s more of a ride with the last name…but she does seem into the attention she gets for having tits, she even got them decorated with jewels to show them off to the world in a “you’ve all seen my sister’s nudes, I’m the one with the tits”…it’s her competitive advantage in the family…her go to…her “at least I have tits”….

I just wish she was more into showing her spread pussy, you know at least try the one thing the sister was so good at…leaking nudes before it was a thing…

But I’ll still stare…cuz I like Nipples..

Here’s some Vanessa Hudgens at an Event…

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Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2015

23

Nov

Lizzy Cundy Nipple Slip of the Day

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Her name is Lizzy Cundy, she’s some trashy British chick who with the lipstick on her teeth, and size of her implant, looks exactly like the kind of girl who would pull her tit out at an event…you know just like the Royal family only gutter as fuck prostitutes who grace the pages of “Lad Mags” as either Glamour Models, or gutter as fuck prostitutes in trashy reality TV show….showing their silly clown tits…hoping for a Soccer husband to knock them up and give them the good life…because in the UK, if you have all your teeth, and silly tits, you’re considered a quality woman…and if you pull out your tits at events…clearly…you’re a quality woman..

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2015

23

Nov

Miley Cyrus Sucking Fingers in Concert of the Day

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I know the American Music Awards were on last night but despite the trending stories on Facebook that I assume they paid Facebook to seed to the world…due to ad dollars depending on it…the real story for me is Miley Cyrus in her new stage performance, that is obviously sexually charged, with strap ons and fake tits that look like real tits…that include her sucking on people’s fingers as they hold out money for her…like some kind of strip club I’ve never been to..but that would be how Disney would portray a Strip Club, sensationalized and dramatic…and not sad…real sad…and medicated…that even when the professionally trained dancer with her Master’s of Dance from some weird dance conservatory…has no soul…but she does grind you for 10 dollars a song…making it all ok…

Here are all of Terry’s Pics with Miley – Including Labia and Possibly Asshole – that are All Pretyt Amazing and How I want to see all popstars….

I am loving her hipster skinny small tit bush rockin’ body…this is porn to me…and I guess porn to all the Christians too…

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2015

23

Nov

Gal Gadot as the New Wonderwoman of the Day

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Hey virgin losers…I know you are out there because who the fuck would be reading a site about celebrities no one cares about…and their cleavage…like it’s hot…in a world filled with porn and other websites that have all this bullshit content way sooner because interns at all the other publications are working in teams of 20 for 24 hours a day…waiting for the instagram feed to give them a story…while my site makes 3-7 dollars a day that barely pays for a server….and is just me talkin’ shit…most people don’t understand.

But the pics..there are pics..and today’s pic is your new Wonder Woman, a show people in their 40s will remember…and she posted this really revealing pic of her looking more like a Star Wars charcter than a 70s TV leotard you jerked off to…right..

Here’s some more Gal Gadot, because I’ve never posted a pic or story on this bitch..but now, she mattters…once you’re in with the nerds, they commit…

She’s pretty fucking hot..

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2015

23

Nov

Naked Russian Throws Tires Out Window and Other Videos of the Day

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Banana Cakes are Embarassing at Office Parties

Naked Man at a Music Fest Playing with his Asshole

Helium Infused Wine – The Way to Make Your Girl even More Annoying

Bull VS Asshole

Palestinian Woman – VS Israeli Men – Loses

Women Shoots a Guy Trying to Seal a Purse in a Wal Mart Parking Lot

Suicidal Woman Gets Roped…and Lives…

Black VS White Fight

Dad Pranks Kids with Fake Gifts

Pregnant Man

Faceplant of the Day

Fighting Traffic Cops

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with everyday being a Sunday, because that’s the life I live, is that I usually get surprised when I find out it is Monday and I have to update the site.

It’s not like I don’t like the site, I’ve embraced that it is a dead end job, and even an addiction…that I feel incomplete if I don’t update Monday to Friday….it’s that after 35,000 posts, I have very little to say….and I realize when I saw it to some asshole in line at the grocery store…it’s much more rewarding…because I feel their awkward, unable to figure out how to respond to what must be a form of Tourettes Syndrome….instead of here, where no one even comments on my shit…

But I am here….because I can’t help it…even if gets in the way of my sexting, my tindering, my pretending I am agoraphobic and making the pussy come to me….without actually coming to me…because I am repulsive.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Selfies of the Day
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Picture of the Day
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Puppy’s First Taste of Peanut Butter
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Jared Leto For France…
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Old Salma Hayek – Boobs
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Country GIrl…
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Why It is Slower to Fly West
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Hot Canadian Olympian
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Sofia Vergara Nipples Get Married
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Carmen Eletra’s Bg Fake TIts
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Chinese Bridge Retrofitted in 43 Hours
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2015

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Hey girls…

Next time you’re naked – stare at your vagina long enough for it to feel awkward…

Do it for me…

Because I love vagina…and that’s what I’d be doing if we were together…

But I guess we haven’t matched on Tinder…so there’s no hope for us..

Even though I’m a romantic and think we’re soul mates..

Or at least our genitals are…

Who am I kidding…there are no girls here…just a bunch of losers…losers who should click on links while I click on clits..in my mind….it’s the weekend.

Here are the links…

Real Mail Order Brides!
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Kylie and Tyga Broke Up….Because it’s All Lies..and Pedos Like Young Pussy…She’s Washed Up Now…
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Topless Whore on the Beach
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Sara Jean Unerwear in Underwood is Good
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Happy Birthday Plast
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Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Tony Hawk Skates Horizontal Loop
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Jessica ALba is All Business…
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Katy Perry in Leggings – Bloated and Middle Aged Looking as Fuck
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Phoebe Price – Bikini Roller Blading
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Slut of the Day
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Harrison Ford Surprises Star Wars Fans
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Topless Glamour Model
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Golf Fan and His Broken Nose
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Charlie Sheen is Selling his Mansion
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Clever Dog of the Day
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Nicki Minaj in Mesh – Disgusting
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Whore Reality Star
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Lorde Cleavage
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Jayde Pierce is Amazing
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AnnaSophia Robb Cleavage
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Girls in Cosplay
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9 Shitty Jokes
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Jennifer Garner – Cleavage
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Oklahoma High School’s Lip Syncing – for the Perverts….Since I am Not a Pervert – It jUst Makes me ANgry…
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Katie Holmes Robot
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Stage her Falls
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Mirror Selfies
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Kylie Jenner – Fame Whoring Cleavage
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Eva Longoria is the Worst
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Two Legged Rescue Gets a Wheelchair Rescue
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Naked Australian
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NYC Cab Driver Erotic Calendar
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Wrong Pinata
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Madonna’s Daughter Has Tits
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More Pics from the Miley Concert
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Emma Roberts is No Longer Single
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Ass in a Dress
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Topless Garbage Instagram Chick
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Messing With Speed Cameras
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Girls in Baseball Hats
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Tyra Quit Her Talk Show
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Taking a Bath with Huge Fucking Tits
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Nude and Wet Ali Michael
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Naked Huge Fucking Asian Tits
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Hot Bitch Knows How to Shake..
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Some Chick in the Changing Room
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A Girl and Her Dildo Collection
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The Hottest Pussy YOu’ll See Today
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Real Life stepSISTERS Having Sex….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Nov

Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day

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At what point in a stage show, does it go from pop concert, to pornographic live sex show…and why is MIley Cyrus the leader of this exhibitionism….

What is wrong with being subtle, a lady, delicate…clothed…suggestive..still a slut…but give me a bit of a fantasy…work the audience, foreplay, seduce, mentally fuck us…why go straight for the penetration..

This is exactly what I have against porn, I’m a romantic, I want to be compelled, sucked in, to feel like I want nothing but to inside a bitch…but instead it’s just throat fucking and close up penetration with average at best, cheesy as fuck, losers…

Yes, I’ll watch the penetration, but a dick in a pussy, pounding…or a you
ng, tight body fully naked on stage…just isn’t cerebral enough, it’s just “Look at my tits, I’m an artist, I’m edgy”….gone wrong…because it discounts everything by giving us everything we want to see.

I’ll still look at this circus…because I like a naked starlet…I can’t hate on the trend of girls being naked because I like a naked starlet…but I can say…that I’d like to see the primates, chronically masturbating, retards who need instant gratification…need more mental stimulation…stop givin’ it away…I need to have exclusives…and as long as these bitches do, and give it for free…the more and more irrelevant I become…

This is an attack on our freedom…these goddamn harlots…

Oh…it’s not really topless, that would be illegal unless in a strip club, it’s just fake titty bikini top….she got me with the Low Res pics…but I guess she is clever enough to keep her actual nudity for controlled photoshoot environments…

Here is a video:

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