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2015

Nov

Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control…

Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion…

That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it.

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2015

Nov

Alina Aliluykina, by David Bellemere of the Day

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I don’t know why but in my notes I have a link to a modelmayhem that says “sign Alina Aliluykina to stepGIRLS”…a modelmayhem that no longer exists…I guess she’s made it, and felt having a modelmayhem account was cheap and not what real models have..

No wait, I do know why I had a note saying to sign this girl….it’s because of her massive fucking tits…tits that a girl who doesn’t need to be a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but who is no longer a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but rather is an actual model…who doesn’t actually get paid to model…but who gets naked in front of cameras for photographers with a following…who like her tits..

I assume someone advised her to delete modelmayhem….because it is trashy…and if you pretend you’re not trashy…the bookers will listen…especially with these tits…

I know nothing about her, but these are by pervert Playboy, LUI, Victoria’s Secret, Maxim photographer David Bellemere…who gets top quality girls naked…this one is for Treats! and her tits are massive…

This isn’t art, or fashion, it’s softcore porn, erotica..good…

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2015

Nov

Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…

I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…

Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire….

But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen…

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If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires

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2015

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Push Up Bra of the Day

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The terrible people at Victoria’s Secret, and their overpaid models, who don’t deserve the celebrity that they have…because they are just bodies in underwear…like all women…who wear underwear…only a little taller and more fit…but definitely not worthy of 50,000 dollar day rates…but I guess that’s an expense the brand is willing to pay, it is tax deductible and think off all the savings they make by producing their mall brand, low quality, cheesy design and concept, mass marketed product in sweatshops…

They’ve put together this Push Up Bra video, that probably cost them over 1,000,000 dollars, to help sell product and generate some buzz into the holiday season, that they won’t actually call the Holidays season, because along with ISIS, the war is also on Christmas…we are all god’s people, it’s about inclusion, and being politically correct, but the cunts in this campaign, don’t full agree, just ask them the last time they let a homeless guy eat their pussy…their answer will be that it kind of happend to one of their billboard, because homeless guys are perverts and need to jerk off to something…sometimes…they have nothing else going for them..

Either way, this is just more content to continue the crisis that is Victoria’s Secret…terrorizing the minds of our youth and wives..

But it makes for a pretty easy gift, and really if you gotta fuck your pig wife, this garbage is like putting some lipstick on her…

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2015

Nov

Pamela Anderson in a See Through Enough Dress of the Day

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Even if Pam Anderson was in a snowsuit, or a fur coat, because she’s really into fur, especially seal fur…or a big down jacket filled with Goose features and Coyote fur…she’s be in a see through enough dress…you see…because Pam Anderson’s career was established by being naked when she was in her 20s and you wanted to see her naked…we can just google image her tits in their various levels of implants…instead of looking at her Hep C Free body…in what must be her 50s…with her tits that may be under 5 years old, but that are covered in skin that has been stretched out over dozes of different implants..cut open over and over again…into what I can assume is a terrifying mess…it’s jsut best for her to keep her menopause to herself…

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2015

Nov

Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs

I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to…

The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share…

I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring.

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2015

Nov

Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

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A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”…

Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way….

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2015

Nov

Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

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Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is…

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2015

Nov

Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Apparently, this is Zoe Kravitz in a bikini…I wouldn’t know, because I don’t really like insignificant kids of people who are famous, but who I never really cared about, you know the light skin Denise from the Cosby show, that made no sense based on her coloring, making me think at a young age that Claire wasn’t loyal, and possibly the reason Bill went into drugging and raping girls…thanks to his power position…and Lenny Kravitz..who always annoyed me with his Jimmy Hendrix impersonation….creating life…that lives in Florida and acts like some spiritual, artist…floating through life…thanks to a trust fund…

I’m not bitter about rich kids, I just don’t believe they deserve attention, when all they do is produce shitty music and/or appear in movies…instead of using their money to do go in the world…

What I’m saying is that we don’t need another celebrity kid, trying to become a celebrity…the world or pop culture or the media is filled with enough garbage…and we should save the new recruit position for people who need the money…not the people who have it…Perpetuating the 1% is just annoying, especially when she’s not that interesting… even when it is in a bikini.

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2015

Nov

Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”….

At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass.

Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that.

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