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2015

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

If you read this site you’ll know that I have what I consider a limp, micro penis that manages to get at least an inch in when it is hard, and that I normally just rub against the hooker clit and cry…why I’m feeling romantic..

In my lifetime, with what I assume has been 100s of really questionable women…I have had at least 3-4 girls I have been paying for sex say…”give me your big dick”….or “I love your big dick”…

Now I know I don’t have a big dick and she’s a hooker, so she knows I don’t have a big dick, so telling me I have a big dick is just lies…mean spirited mocking me lies…

You’d think a street whore you’re paying for sex….would be a more honest experience…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girl With Big Tits…
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The Latest Sex Tape Being Shopped Around
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Emily Sears is a Fat Chick in a Bikini
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Pam Anderson Tits
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Girls and Water Pipes
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Tila Tequila Dresses Baby as Hitler
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Quietest Race in the World
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Chrissy Teigen Hard Nipples
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Drew Barrymore Cleavage….
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Slut of the Day
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NBC Plans Fallon Intervention – Let’s Hope He Dies First
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Scary Snowman Prank – Halloween Edition
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Professor Makes a Freestyle
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Zac Effron Shorts
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Israeli Solider Costume is Genius
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Girls Pulling On Their Clothes Like Little Sluts..
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Supergirl Promo Pics…
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Annalynne McCord is Garbage in Lingerie for Halloween
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Christina Milian Whore Nipple
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Christina Milian Whore Nipple Part 2
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Christina Milian More Whore
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I like African Marathon Commentators
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Dumbest Lip Sync Battle in teh World – Oh Right All Lip Sync Battles are Dumb
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Statue VS Ukraine VS Darth Vader VS
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Marc Jacob Quits Grindr
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pussy in a Campaign
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So Much Selfies…
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Bull Dog VS Birthday Cake
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Pascal Craymer Doing Yoga…
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Dude Thought His Friend Was A Zombie So He Killed Him
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Thong Show By an Old Whore
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Sofia Vergara Boobs
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Some Random GIFs
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Playboy Vine Star Tits
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Seal Jumps on a GUy’s Boat
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Chloe Moretz in Some Shorts
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Kate Hudson Booty
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Pia Mia in Boots
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Jennifer Lopez Boobs of the Day
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Some Trash Named Kaya Jones in See Through Outfit
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Adele Keeps Calling This Dude…..
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Halle Berry has a New Divorce
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Mom Beats the Fuck Out Of Another Mom
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Dude Washing His Snakes
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Jaguar Dives in For Lunch
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Man With Machete Gets Mowed Down
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Jess Davies Big Tits
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Good Samaritan Loses Ferrari
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Naked in an Infinity Pool
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Stretch That Pussy
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Radnom Porn Pics
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2015

27

Oct

Kylie Jenner in See Through Pants of the Day

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Any bitch knows that if you wear black leggings with white underwear…the white underwear will shine through the black leggings…like a fucking reflector in the headlights of a car…that unfortunately don’t get run the fuck over, since it is a Kardashian and the Kardashians should be taken out back and shot like the barn yard slop they are.

Which is exactly why Kylie Jenner wore the leggings with white underwear, hoping the paparazzi would use a flash so that she could show the world her gutter rich girl trash that is cummed on by black folk…up on some slave owner at the plantation’s daughter kind of love story….since she’s the one with the gold and the aspring rapper is the one who wants it so bad he does what it tells him todo…his life depends on it…

The whole thing would be more exciting if it was a snuff film.

But an 18 year old with plastic surgery strapped in to look like she’s hot with intense fabric that can barely contain her fat…isn’t that erotic…

Not to mention, she’s the white Kardashian…but looks mixed…maybe her whore mother was a whore with other men…or maybe she just got into her dad’s estrogen….

Garbage.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in her Car of the Day

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I don’t know what I post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens….I don’t find her all that hot, I don’t find her relevant, I don’t find her exciting, but at the same time I don’t hate her…I don’t think she’s disgusting…and I appreciate that her nudes from many years ago featured bush in an era of bald pussy…because I love bush…and the era of Bald pussy, the pressure girls have to have bald pussy, all thanks to bros and steroid cheese dicks…always made me mad…especially when all Hollywood…not that she had a choice to not have bush…the sexts were shot at night and like all hair little monkeys…five O’clock shadow happened…not thaT it matters…

What matters is that I dig these pics of her crawling into her car in some 70s looking jump suit…all jacked up her pussy and ass while grabbing her tits…as jump suits do…you know so fitted that if you move your shoulders the wrong way…your vagina gets fucking filled up with fabric the way I like it…

That said, I don’t even know if that is a jump suit, I’m not a fashion designer here, I just see pants in an ass with a shirt the same color…who cares…what matters is that I think I’m into her because her legal team hit me up and threatened me a long time ago, and historically, I’ve always loved girls who fucking hate me…and sending lawyers after someone…is pretty hateful…increasing my want to have her ride my face, or really for me to ride her face…to almost unmanageable levels…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Keeps Bringing the Bikini Selfies of the Day

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What’s got into Liz Hurley….who let the model get her hands on a cell phone….is this her ego, is being on camera all she knows, has she accepted being old, what is she trying to promote? So many questions…Is it money making time and she needs to generate some revenue…or is it just Holiday time and she’s trying to get her name back out there so people start buying her bikinis for their Christmas cruises….either way, she’s on some kind of mission..

This is the trick from a bunch of Movies, who prior to the movies had a great modeling career….showing her half naked tits to the world…before having those half naked tits impregnated by billionaire Steve Bing who put her through a paternity test in order to put her on payroll / child support..

This is the same British cunt proper who wasn’t getting in a bikini to promote her own bikini brand….and I guess she had some kind of management consultant come in and say:

“Liz, if you want to create a brand with your name on it, you need to be the face of it, so that people connect to it, and think they are your friends, so that they are buying into you..own your 50 year old body that is better than the body of anyone you send to…suck it up…and get half naked…because half naked is the only way we can sell things…oh and do it in selfie..people like real and authentic even when you’re being calculating to sell product”…

What I’m trying to say is…keep up this scam…even if I hate over 30 as a concept..I can still appreciate over 30 that isn’t disgusting in pictures even if they are in elasticity of their vagina…especially when they are babes from my past..

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Halston Sage InStyle Had an Event of the Day

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InStyle magazine had an event and very important people, and I use that term loosely, seeing as none of these people matter, no matter how many fans or groupies they have, they are really just a pussy and tits doing very little good in the world, but rather just perpetuating nonsense, giving young girls uneducated, vapid, cunts with no talent to look up to, instead of showing off their degrees, or the good they’ve done, they show off their tits…garbage…except that I like tits…

So Instyle, is owned by Time, some evil empire that owns everything, and of course these “important” girls would be there, it’s PR, not only do they get a media hit for showing up, they get to be celebrated by the media they need to promote the garbage they spew on the youth, so best to be on good terms with them…

It’s all fake, it’s all bullshit, it’s all brainwashing you to sell product…but this Halston Sage is Amazing CLICK HERE

Other bitches in attendance:

Alessandra Ambrosio and Fake Tits CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez with Chemotherapy – CLICK HERE

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Here’s Selena’s Bullshit speech

Miranda Kerr Gold Digging CLICK HERE

Michelle Williams without Heath Ledger CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Leaving the Event with her Massive Baby Satan Bump

Posted in:Events|Halston Sage|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Hannah Ferguson Boring for Bride Magazine of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is boring as fuck…and I guess I just wanted to bring that point home with these pictures from some wedding bullshit she probably got paid too much to participate in….despite being interchangeable in terms of talent with thousands of other girls…

But I guess she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, and part of that is doing other campaigns to increase exposure and thus promote the brand indirectly or being booked by other campaigns because they see her as some kind of celebrity…even though they don’t show her entire body, just her tits, which is standard practice for secret fat girls….who don’t want you to know the rest of them is Kate Upton-like…and they big tits are less about genetics and more about cream filled donuts…donuts that are a preview of their future with rich guys they are trying to be knocked up by…

Here she is for panties..because let’s give Hannah Ferguson some love, she’s 45 years old and finally is making it, let’s give her a round of applause…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day

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Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans..

But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell..

Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg….

So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Britney Spears in Concert in Lingerie of the Day

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Britney Spears is doing the Vegas show half, which I like to call her “getting money into her parents because Christmas is around the corner”….

I find Britney an interesting social experiment for a few reasons…starting with her being exploited as a child by her parents, were capable of damaging her so aggressively, that the second they lost control of her they got conservatorship over her….

Meaning, parents who theoretically should have had their kids taken away from them, are still her legal guardian at 35, because she makes them money and that’s the way to do it when all you care about is cashing the fuck in…

But she’s still Britney Spears and dead or not..she makes money..even Michael Jackson made 150 million last year…so worth selling her out…

I assume this video was from her Vegas Show…when these pictures were taken….of her singing my favorite Britney Song of all time…and by singing..I mean moving her lips…while pretending to fly….because she’s an angel…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is the busty South African model who is probably pushing 30….

She’s never really gone fully viral, because I guess America likes their silly hug boobs to be on American girls…it’s just speaks to the fertility of the land of opportunity, or something…it’s like when a midwestern corn fed girl has tits…it’s speaks to the American zeitgeist….this is what American men of all ages grew up loving…

So a white African, who I am sure Black South Africans are really into for how well they were treated all these years over the diamonds and other natural resources of the coutnry….don’t really have the same impact as a Kate Upton…

But that doesn’t stop this one, in fact, the older she gets, the more naked she gets, saying “Look at me, I’m here”…even though when compared to what else is out there…it’s almost amazing she’s still getting in the magazine that virtually created her as it is the only work she seems to have ever had…Sports Illustrated…

Now I am a believer, and feel that Genevieve Morton has the ability to be a great force in the world, doing more than playjng the elf in a Christmas movie, or in porn…just as soon as the reality check of “you’re not that important” sets in…because a model made humble…is a model worth supporting…but then again, if she was smart, she’d take her portfolio to a rich husband to get knocked up because rich guys live swimsuit models.

#blooddiamonds

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

27

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Amazing of the Day

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People seem pretty pumped that Pamela Anderson was out flashing her panties…because I guess if she was flashing her pussy without panties…it’d be dangerous…as we all know, it’s public knowledge…she’s got diseases…sexually communicable diseases…lovely…

But that wouldn’t stop you, would it…I mean she’s the girl you jerked off to as a teeen, when she was on TV, because I assume no one under 40 reads sites like this, thanks to social media and snapchat offering new pussy, that isn’t old gross, vile, pussy…with equally shitty fake tits, who don’t necessarily have the same impact when telling the story of fucking them, because this is Pam Anderson, but probably everything else about it would be better…because when it is Pam Anderson, it’s digusting…She’s been beat down…

All this to say, Canada pride..and the sick thing in all this is that I’d totally buy these used panties, especially if she wore them two days after the event, so that they really fucking reek of rancid old lady in menopause with hepatitis and various other ailments in her pussy..and I’d jerk with them wrapped around my face. What does that say about me?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW