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2015

28

Oct

Katy Perry Raped By Madonna’s Bigger than Russel Brand’s Cock On Stage of the Day

One thing that people don’t realize about popstar trash is that they are really just fucking groupies..

Any of these “famous” people are so obsessed with other famous people and the famous person scene that they’d do anything to participate with them…even if it makes them look like fat sluts doing stripper dances…on stage…in a “silly” and “funny” way…when really old cunt Madonna is just trying to make the bitch who she sees as bootleg competition look like the groupie cunt she is…

It’s like Madonna just wants to assert her confidence and show the world that she owns these new popstars…whether they are Britney or Christina in the 2000s or Katy Perry now…they all work for her…as she mounts them on stage like a dog in the dog park…because that’s really all these idiots are…they just get paid well for their bullshit..

I don’t know when this concert happened, but I am embarassed for no friend Katy Perry…because she has no friends…and feels the need to do this…because she doesn’t understand being mocked nad being included…as most people with no friends trying to fit in can’t grasp..

Here’s Russel Brand Shitting on Katy Perry….

Here’s his massive cock…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Bar Refaeli is Upside Down of the Day

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There are billboards all over the city I live in, the city of french hookers and poverty, by the “communist party” whatever the fuck that means…of pictures of dead Palestinian babies…that read something like “don’t let Canada support Israels slaughter of Palestinian Children”…

I wonder if Bar Refaeli and this pic since she’s Israeli based model who was recently married despite being tainted with Leo DiCaprio cock, something you’d think guys would be grossed out by…but that rich guys see as status, like “my wife was railed on coke by the most famous actor in hollywood, I must have agreat dick, and I’m so rich”….have anything to do with the dead Plastinians…because I know she’s murdering my dick right now…I mean…I’m the one doing the murdering…but her pic is part of the problem….

It’s really got nothing to do with her massive, old, married model tits…and more to do with her being upside down..

Upside down bitches, ideally hanging from things…are my porn…

I blame the circus.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked on the Beach of the Day

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I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do…

Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives….

But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources…

Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not..

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

28

Oct

35 Year Old Bella Thorne on Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a 35 year old…with stage parents pretending she’s 18 to all the pervert Disney Channel watching dads who are her number one fans…who fantasize about fucking her because she’s a hot red head, rare in and of itself, but more importantly because they are an engaged, or captive audience, thanks to being married to what I assume is a monster, the average wife is a monster…and you have two shitty kids trying to ruin your fucking life by making you go to their sports practices while you don’t like sports…or watch shit Disney shows, when you really just want to watch porn…so you can’t help but jerk off to this, it’s all you’re allowed to see in the prison that is your life, where there is no porn because your family also shares an ipad and you don’t even have freedom to jerk off…

Either way, she’s good…

Here are some GIFs of her from her Flaunt magazine video:

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range…

Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong..

I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18…

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2015

28

Oct

JoJo Levesque Flashes Her Tits of the Day

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JoJo Levesque is flashing her bra…because I guess she’s on her mission to be a comeback kid, but I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was relevant over a decade ago, I’m not about to start googling this garbage now…but I will post her in a bra, or a bikini because I know my audience…it’s this guy at the coffee shop…hey Tom…I know how into Jojo he is…it has something to do with his autism and inability to move on in the girls he jerks off to…I guess something traumatic happened in 1999 where all pussy since 1999 doesn’t exist….that’s the only way to justify this nonsense…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2015

28

Oct

Kate Upton Pig in a Blanket / Bra in a Shirt of the Day

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Her name is KATE UPTON and she’s a movie star now…I know what you’re thinking….that she’s most likely a pie eating Walmart cashier making money for her black mold infested trailer park…but you’re wrong, she’s a huge (literally), relevant (barely) star….who everyone loves, despite being overweight, when everyone knows fat girls shouldn’t matter…or exist in entertainment…we have enough of those in real life…but I guess we need one to represent the Walmart cashier to make her relatable in the industry…to make it more relatable to the common man because not everyone needs to be unattainable hot…we need that one fat chick to make it seem real..

Here she is pretending to workout – it’s so funny…

Here’s her tits in GIF

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

28

Oct

The Fattest Man in Mexico is Not Kate Upton.. and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Gets in Fight – Gets Dragged Onto The Freeway

Another Angle of Cop VS Student

Dog Attacks Journalist Doing a Story on the Dog

Terrifying Car Accident

Cat VS Tiger

Drunk Guy of the Day

Man Gets Tased and Thrown on the Tracks

God Lover VS Teacher Who Says God is Not Real

1931 Nude Show at Casino de Paris

Husband VS Wife

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I get asked what my hobbies are…and I try to think…but normally when I am asked…I’m doing my hobbies…drinking, sexting, and trying to get a boner….other than that…nothing else matters…and no one is really talking to me…

Other times….I’m posting pics on instagram….follow me…please follow me….validate my existence…please…I do it for the likes

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Dude Taken Out By Stray Dogs
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Billy Bob Thorton of the Day
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Girls with Dimples
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Some Slut’s Booty
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Chloe Grace in a Bikini
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Blac China Gets her Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on her Hand
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Jeffpardy!
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Olivier Martinez Filed for Divorce
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Boxer Accidentally Films Gay Porn…
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Student Builds a Tiny House to Avoid Debt
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