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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2015

Oct

J.Lo is Too Old for This Squat of the Day

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Here’s J.Lo in squat on stage…in lingerie…in what you’d consider her too old to do….but that she’s doing anyway…because she can’t accept being too old, even when she’s already too rich…and doesn’t need to be doing this…but is doing it…because she’s a twisted fucking exhibitionist who probably gets off sexually doing this…because it’s the only explanation…and the sick thing in all this…people probably jerk off to it…and those people are you..and hispanic people..who celebrate her and her evil because she’s one of their own who has made it, so she gives them all hope…thanks to her strategic exploiting and marketing to them…you know a passionate latina, so into the culture that she can’t even speak the language…

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2015

Oct

Rita Ora’s Bra Performance of the Day

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I spend my days calling famous, sometimes rich, most of the time overrated girls hookers and/or whores and/or sluts who offer the world nothing but bad jerk off material..

You know, puppets used to sell product, songs, content…who are so keen on being famous that it has absorbed anything attractive about them….and forced me to see all their groupie flaws…because as I said yesterday…famous people are really just fucking groupies who want this so bad. Very rarely are they natural talent who it just comes to…it takes work and sex with the right people…to stand out from the group…because all they want is that fame they’ve seen in magazines…and there’s some serious issues with this insane need for people to like her…

There is no way that this Rita Ora character didn’t watch Rihanna and say “I can do that”…and did everything she could to do that…and really miss the mark in most ways..but still hit the mark in some ways…because people know who she is…in part from flashing her tit…but also because some of the dudes she’s fucked put her in popular songs…making her think she matters…all so really wanted I imagine..

So she keeps up her antics, wearing see through shirt, but not good enough see through shirts, to really get people exciting…but I guess not good enough can be applied to everything this cunt does…

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2015

Oct

Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day

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It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots…

I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort…

Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her…

She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”…

A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT

She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight..

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2015

Oct

North West East South in Staged Paparazzi Pics because Her Mother is a Demon of the Day

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Kanye and Kim’s STD was on her way to Ballet practice where she told the paparazzi “I said no pictures”…because she was a fame whore experiment in narcissism…designed by a negligent media whore to help the egotistical pig produce an extension of herself…which I am sure she loves as long as the nanny does all the work because she made it…but more importantly..that the egotistical pig loves because she offers a nice storyline in their show…that keeps going strong…

Everything about this poor kid, who should have miscarried itself in the womb, but who I guess will have a pretty insanely privileged life…can’t end well…and it’s not her fault…shit started out bad for her..but at least she’ll always have nice things to feed her soul…

It is safe to say that the paparazzi don’t stake out children’s ballet studios…because that kind of thing gets you arrested…pretty much everywhere in north America…so North’s team called the paparazzi to stage this fucking outing..and the kid is already aware of cameras…hates cameras because she was probably coached to say that…because she’s an accessory that has a voice..and that voice can be used to increase sales…or some shit…

There’s a lot of bad going on here…someone needs to stop this family…but they won’t…where will this end up? There’s another on the way…but where are Child protective services, if this was a poor family, this kind of thing would be unacceptable..but becuase they are rich…let the whore continue exploiting her helpless baby…tragic..

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Oct 28, 2015 at 5:55pm PDT

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2015

Oct

Victoria’s Secret Model Romee Strijd in See Through Panties of the Day

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Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret who on one end of the spectrum produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing you to charge the same amount you would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting and matching bra and panty sets won’t change that…

But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…so all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…

More importantly, they produce mediocre softcore porn for people like you to try to jerk off to when there’s no computer around, but just some old catalog you’ve hidden away like it was the 90s and you were a teen hiding your jerking off from your mom…

This is some behind the scenes, sheer panty, pussy shots, of their new recruit Romee Strijd…who when looking at her is interchangeable with 1000s of girls…but who has made it to a place the 1000s of girls want to be…all while peddling cheap lingerie to people who don’t need any lingerie…because they are fat, middle of the road and working shitty jobs…to pay for this crap…

Erotic.

I think the more interesting thing in all this is that Victoria’s Secret has hired Playboy photographer David Bellemere to help them with their vision, meaning they’ve finally decided to catch up with the times and get a little more aggressive in their campaigns…smart..

A video posted by @romeestrijd on Oct 24, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT

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2015

Oct

Sophie Simmons is Committed to this Instagram Model Life of the Day

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Half Canadian, Half Kiss, Sophie Simmons, is an aspiring instagram model…which is absolutely insane, considering the Kiss brand is worth well over a billion dollars, and when Gene Simmons finally dies off, the fortune will be split between her and her hipster tall as fuck brother…

I guess she feels the world needs another rich kid taking selfies…

But for some reason, when you have everything, the only thing you can really seek out, is love…or in this case instagram likes from adoring fans of your father who only care about you because KISS is an institution to them…and you’re the extension of that cock that has been everywhere..

I don’t really understand the psychology of rich spoiled princesses, but I do understand that in trying to become an instagram model, even though she must be 30 and is a little too old for that, she’s started showing off her hard nipples and her more fit than it once was body, because she knows as an instagram model, one must have fitness on their side, body means everythijng in this vapid world of people prostituting themselves for validation…

I find the whole thing ridiculous, but I am compelled to post on it, because I support piggy girls who are lazy and eat too much, figuring out that all that matters is their fit bodies to get ahead…it’s far more interesting than other rich cunts who expect you to celebrate them when fat…

What I am saying is…at lease Sophie Simmons is trying…even if everything about her staged photoshoots and selfies is lame as fuck…desperate as fuck…but hard nipples…they save all…kinda…

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2015

Oct

Inspirational Christmas Video of the DAy

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I just came across “christmas at the strip club”… a cinematic experience brought to you by Youtube and some dude named Thumper ..as a preview or glimpse into the Holiday Season that officially stars on Sunday, when all these girls dressed like slutty everything….from baked potatoes to tampons…that would be exciting if girls everywhere were sluts everyday…

I mean, when girls were conservative and Halloween was an excuse for them to be the half naked girl they wanted to be, but couldn’t be, because their family and moral code…so it was exciting..

But now, social media is an excuse for girls to get naked, or half naked – every day of the year, and they do…and I just keep asking “how many bikinis, panties, lingerie can this person own…and do they only own them for instagram pics, because there is no practical use for all this”…

So Christmas is the actual Holiday that these sluts get lonely and start realizing their slut life is lonely..because they are sluts…so that’s the one we should focus on…not this Halloween bullshit.

All this to say, I have a feeling the guys in this video are one of you.

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2015

Oct

Dude Who got Pepper Sprayed VS the 7-11 and Other Videos of the Day

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Beast Cashier VS Shoplifter

Female Inmate Gets It

Student VS Principal

Fork Lifting..

Cops Kill White Kids Too…

Worker VS Armed Robber

Suicide of the Day

Police Find and Save 3 Pitt Bulls

How to Inspect a Truck

Fat Man VS Storm

Kid VS School

One of the Best Naked Walkers To Date

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Statistically, 90 percent of the time that the normally haggard looking bartender in her mid 30s looks hot, like you want to ravage her and rip off her clothes and impregnate her, because all you’re thinking is “I need babies in this women”…she’s ovulating….

So you can get away with “you look so fertile tonight, are you ovulating”…Because biology says, when a girl is ovulating, she looks her best…it’s not a great pick up line, especially if the haggard bartender in her mid 30s had a hysterectomy from HPV and will never ovulate again…..

The other 10 percent of the time she looks hot is when you’re drunk..

Point of the story, life lesson of the day, “are you ovulating”…is a failed pickup line, so don’t tell a girl she looks hot and must be ovulating, not because it’s weird, but because of hysterectomies…

Here are some morning links…

Political Wives Should be a Porn…Starring Joe Biden’s Wife…
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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Some Fitness Chick
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Some Fame Whore in a Bathing Suit Posing in a Shitty Fucking Shoot in a Bathing Suit
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Lena Du-Ham is Amazingly Disgusting in her Bathing Suit..That Face…Terrifying
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Baby Joins Dog Howling
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Drew Barrymore Huge Cleavage
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Hot Booty…
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The 350 Pound Trump Pumpkin
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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Supergirl Topless in Homeland
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British Guy Crashes the James Bond Premiere
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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People really didn’t like my “if you get raped – it’s not cheating.” joke…

That was really only half a joke…

Because if you’re a girl with a fat impotent man, sexually frustrated by not the kind of girl who wants to go fuck the pool boy, or the kid’s soccer coach, or even the guy who works at your favorite coffee shop…but instead you masturbate to everything but your husband relentlessly…all day, every waking hour…for anything but his lecherous, disgusting, smell…that you just can’t even stomach looking at anymore…

Rape may be invited..

That’s all I was saying..it’s morally sound way to cheat…without feeling bad about cheating…but maybe feeling bad about being raped..which is a whole other bag of issues I didn’t consider in the making of this …I generally don’t think things through…but it does work for girls who have a rape fetish…

So stop the hate…let me say what I gotta say…Here are some stepLINKS….

Derek Jeter is Getting Married to Some Twat He Probably Gave STDs to…all Because girls are demanding like that…
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Some Ridiculous ASses –
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Gisele in a Leotard
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Drew Barrymore Braless
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Nina Agdal Ass for No Reason…
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Apparently You Can Get Drunk on Constipation Relief Meds
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Chicks and Bong Rips
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Gisele is the Slut of the Day
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Halle Berry Stuffing Her Face
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Some Bitch Named Katherine McNamara Skinny Legs
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Sophie Simmons Starves Herself to be a Model
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30 Punny Halloween Costumes
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Girls in Short Shorts
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Kat Torres Nip Slip
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Victoria Justice Fuck Me Boots
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34 Awesome Literary Costume Ideas for Halloween
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Annalynne McCord See Through
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New Supergirl’s Hot Body
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Annalynne McCord in Lingerie..
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The truth about Salmon and Tuna
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Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret
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Marisa Papen is the Instagram Model
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Genevieve Morton…Making Moves…
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Amazing
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Bea Grant and her Pussy
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Girls Who Don’t Understand Eyebrows
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Frankie Shaw Naked in a Movie
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Ashley Hart Australian Trick in a Bikini
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The Coolest Etch-A-Sketch Art Ever Etched
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Kristen Stewart in Paris
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Courtney Stodden on Instagram
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Girls with Dark Hairs and Light Eyes
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Rita Ora is Garbage
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Brad Pitt Does Glam
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Hot Model Topless for Fashion
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This Jared Fogle Tape is Crazy
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Some Chick Smoking Weed in Lingerie
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Mom Beats the Fuck Out Of Another Mom
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Naked Chick Makes a Salad
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Fancy Glass of Champagne
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Hot Body of the Day
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Putt Off…
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Eva Green’s Boobs
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Today in Porn GIFS
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Dude Washing His Snakes
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Big tits on the Shake Weight Routine
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