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2015

16

Dec

Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day

I don’t know if girls realize that the number one place I look at when looking at a bikini pictures is the pussy definition…

I realized at a young age, when it comes to girls I kmow, the tits are tits, and that you can make out a set of tits when a girl is in T-shirts, or even a sweater, it’s very hard for me to look at you and not know exactly how your tits hang, what the nipple size and color is and the other important things that come with tits…I’m an expert..

Pussy that shit leaves me in the dark…I can’t tell in pants, even most leggings, it’s just really hard to figure out if you’re dealing with a meaty pussy, an clit heave pussy, or a coinslot slit clamshell..

So once a girl gets in a bikini, get really wet in that bikini, everything…becomes clear…it all makes sense…and I know what I am dealing with…

And when it comes to strangers, like this model Martha Hunt…who has posed naked and who is one of VICTORIA’S SECRET 10 NEW GIRLS , I guess to replace Candice…

I prefer seeing her pussy definition to her tits, it’s just more curious, adventurous, mysterious, because tits…are tits…and pussy is everything…the gateway to a girl’s soul…or someshit..

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2015

16

Dec

Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy

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Years ago, probably in the Myspace era, there was a site where people would upload a picture of their face and find a celebrity lookalike…it was pretty fucking dumb, but people loved it and would post their celebrity lookalikes all fucking day…normally the people didn’t look anything like them…primitive technology and I guess the talent pool of actual celebrities isn’t too deep, so every dude looks like either Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp and very little in between. Doesn’t matter.

I guess there was a shift from people giving a fuck about celebrities, because they don’t, they give a fuck about their own likes on instagram and production of compelling content, so it would only be natural in this self obsessed, selfie generation world, to want to find someone who looks like you…

What speaks to the ego more than finding your twin, who isn’t even from the same part of the world, so the idea that your dad cheated on your mom is thrown out the window…

I’ve always thought the idea of doppelgangers was funny, I also though the idea of people with the same name as you is funny, you know how many Jesus Martinez’s are there in the world…how many wrestling mask men are there in the world…kinda thing, only I actually don’t care about myself…or people cursed with my disfigurement…

But when it involves a Swedish blonde and an Irish blonde looking eerily like every single blonde girl ever…things get real.

Seriously, they look like every single blonde girl ever. I could find them 30-60 more doppelgangers to help market their find your twin website…

Idiots.

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2015

16

Dec

The First Look at Ghostbusters The Menstrual Cycle Years of the Day

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I love how feminists, or people who call themselves feminists, since I like to think of myself as a feminist, who celebrates women everyday, even if I tell them that their only purpose is to make me cum, and once I’ve cum I’m done with them…unless of course they’re making a sandwich….or dinner..etc.

The word “misogynist”…is just so overused, thrown out as quickly as a rape accusation that never goes to court…but that labels a poor drunk guy who banged a drunk girl with regrets..

Yes, I know sometimes it is actual rape…that’s why you need consent forms before sex. Cover your asses…

So people get all mad that they are using a girl cast in Ghostbusters, because film companies know that the market is female and that only girls pay to go to movies….if you notice all content is designed for women now.

They don’t understand that remaking ghostbusters is a terrible idea, not to mention casting women is an even worst idea…and sure people will watch it “just because”…but that doesn’t mean it’s worth seeing.

It’s one of those “let’s see how bad this is”…when the resources could have gone into doing something good…idiots

So am I a woman hater because I think girl ghostbusters on their periods, killing Ghosts with PMS, is a bad idea in a Ghostbuster remake? I doubt it….I am a woman hater because my mom never breast fed me, she was too busy sleeping around…

I am not actually a woman hater, I am a Ghostbusters remake hater….but you can call me a misogynist – I get that all the time and have been getting that since the late 90s….and I’m fine with it…

Posted in:Ghostbusters|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Morning in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Throws Coffee on Customer

I heard about this Zombie Nativity Scene Last Week and It’s Amazing

Californian Cop Shoots Unarmed Drunk Driver in the Neck after he Flipped His car in an accident that killed his wife…

The Well of Death

Hilarious Police Training Video

Nothing Says Christmas Like a Driveby Shooting

Car Accident View of People Not Wearing their Seatbelt…Crazy

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2015

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was relevant in 2007 for about a week…

I’ve been riding that week for the last 8 years…not very well…but at least I get to sit on the couch all day and watch my wife get fatter.

Everyone has their own benchmark on what they consider success….

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The Harry Potter Movie that Didn’t Have Harry Potter in It
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100 Years of Christmas Toys
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320 Surf Santas!
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Miss Brazil Booty
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Girls in Beanies
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Honest Trailer of Star Wars Episode 3
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Jeb Bush VS Donald Trump
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Bar Refaeli Slutty in Lingerie
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Goldie Hawn’s New Movie…
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Dog Dancing to Marky Mark
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Conor McGregor to Star in XXX 3
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A Lot of Underboob
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2015

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The DrunkenStepfather Christmas Story

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 15, 2015 at 11:08am PST

Here’s the DrunkenStepfather official unofficial Christmas card because Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year…for everyone….even Hos,,,Hos…Hos…

Tis’ the Season…I actually love….because so many people are sad and lonely and feel inadequate with their lives and where they are at…and that is where I thrive….

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Sara Underwood for Star Wars
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini…
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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini in St Barts….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Cosplay
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Pictures From the Star Wars Premiere…
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Ruby Rose Tits are Single…
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Farrah Abraham in Bikini….
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Porn Stars on Star Wars!!
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Idiot Girl Jumps Off her House
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Kara Del Toro in Tight Mini Skirt….
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Charlotte Crosby Upskirt….
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Slut of the Day
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Motorized Drifting Trike
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Jennifer Aniston’s Mean Face…
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Ruhanna was Braless with Nipples…
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Model of the Minute
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Top 10 Star Wars Gifts Ever
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Learn Calculus in 20 Seconds (I bet this gets a lot of clicks)
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Vanish Like Obi Wan for Star Wars Hype Prank
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Tit Flash of the Day
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Mila Kunis Hot New Mom….Kinda
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Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits in a Bra…
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Jennifer Lawrence Joy Tits….
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Fan Made Theatrical and Homosexual Johnny Walker Ad
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Jennifer Lawrence
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Bella Thorne Fucking a Furbie
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Kat Graham Braless at an After Party….
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The Carls’ JR Girl is Average….
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The Coolest Bong to Gift Your Friends
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2015

15

Dec

All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything.

If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan…

I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of…

But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to…

I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk…

These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

15

Dec

Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

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Her name is @Justinenikolaiev

I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect…

Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love…

Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot..

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2015

15

Dec

Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that…

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post…

Here she is for instagram

Here is some more red dress

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2015

15

Dec

Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day

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You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”….

Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models…

We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life…..

Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb…

Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything…

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