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2015

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress of the Day

When you’re attempt to be Rihanna….part of what you have to do is show your nipples, even if it is a subtle way, while wearing what looks like a fancy outfit at some bullshit awards show….that don’t matter, because she’s only there to get noticed, to use it as an opportunity to be seen…because if she keeps throwing shit at the wall, maybe something will stick…maybe she won’t have to suck all these penises to get featured on songs…maybe she’ll finally have the fame and respect…selling out arenas her ego things she deserves…and that I think big tits deserve…because big tits are fantastic and all the pop music is shit regardless…so it might as well have big tits…

As a reference point, Here’s Rihanna braless in silky body contouring dress…with nipples…because she’s a human despite what you racists think…the Rita Ora..idol…

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Here’s Rita Ora in her sheer dress….she’s pretending is classy because of all the detail that has been put into it…but that is

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2015

13

Nov

What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day

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Videos, What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day

Refugee I’d Adopt Complaining About Free Food….WHo I GUess Doesn’t Grasp Being a Refugee

Apparently, this is a dude masturbating so hard he sprays down a girl’s skirt…best commentary

Wife VS Mistress

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2015

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Friday the 13th…in the fall…so I did what any self respecting motherfucker who respects the Friday the 13th superstition….

I offered two hookers 500 dollars to kill each other….

They weren’t into it…I think I should have just asked one…and got her bait the other…it’s typical of two girls to encourage each other to not be murdered or commit murder…I guess they just weren’t desperate enough…

Hookers have got so soft. If this was the 70s, they would have fought to the death for 500 dollars no questions asked. I blame technology, or maybe it’s inflation…

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s not a day…if it doesn’t start with dead hooker talk….

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Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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The Jennifer Aniston Body Double is Going Viral
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Kyrie Irving is Back as the Old Man
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Nice Oakley’s Jared from Subway…Did you get those from having 6 TB of Kiddie Porn
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Sahara Ray is a Whore
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Gigi Hadid Straight WHoring
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Kelly Brook Has Tits
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The Man in the Hand Dryer
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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she Broke the Internet with her Uncoupling statement…dumb rich kids
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Footage of the Earth Breathing…
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Mirror Selfies
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2015

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have recently started a campaign with girls on my tinder to let me send them baby monitor cameras for them to install in their bedrooms so that I can watch them at all times.

I have no interest in meeting them, or fucking them…I just want to watch them when I choose to…

In fact, I want a network of cameras set up in a bunch of stranger’s homes…

I guess what I am saying is that I am a peeping tom and girls have a right to call me creepy…

Now, I just need to start a kickstarter to fund it.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Evening..

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras!
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Rebel Wilson in Leather LEggings VS The Kardashians
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Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits
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Abbey Clancy in Lingerie
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SMOKING WEED IN LINGERIE
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Selena Gomez in Leather Pants
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Anastasia Ashley Surf Slut Ass in a Bikini
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Skier Survives a Fall
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Taylor Swift Yelling at Katy Perry’s Dad About Jesus
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Girls in Bed
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Missy Elliott and Her 90s Singing are Back
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Motorcyclist Survives Wipeout…
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Her Name is Nikki Mudarris and She’s in a See Through Dress
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JetPack Aviation – Test Footage…
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Amber Heard Tits…
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Micaela Shafer Topless and Oiled Up…
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Christie Brinkley Amazing at 100 Years Old
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How to Escape from a Car Window….Weird…
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Giada de Laurentiis’ New Man is Still married..
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Pixie Lott Cleavage
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Broken Down Nipple
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Liz Hurley Tits on TV
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Kelly Brook Has Fat Tits
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Elisa Meliani Topless
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Server Owns Couple That Doesn’t Leave Tip
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Nashville Actor Clare Bowen – Cuts her Hair
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Bella Thorne Butt Shot
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A Bunch of Butt Shots
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10 Lies You Were Told About Space
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Arm Wrestle Snap
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Sucker Punch of the Day
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Abigail Ratchford Butt Shot
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Pregnant Botox Doughy Face Chrissy Teigen
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Hannah Davis at an Event
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Some Naked Hipster Bitch
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Girls in Towels
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Men are Mean to Jennifer Lawrence
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Victoria’s Secret Models without Make-Up
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Cargo Ship Malfunction
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Fucked Up Dude Shaving His Head Like a Mental Case
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Some Links…

Conspiracy Theories from Around the WOrld
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Slash Plays Sweet Child Of Mine in Mumbai
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Can You Trick a Breathalyzer
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Panties of the Day
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20 Year Old with Huge Tits
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Slutty Greek Ass
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Big Tits Putting on a Show for the Landscaper…
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Big Asshole
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Japanese Farting Gameshow
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Toilet Brush Fuck
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2015

12

Nov

Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass…

She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina…

I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher..

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2015

12

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

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I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial…

There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen…

So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make..

That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck.

I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

12

Nov

Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Speaking of retard face….

Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked.

There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out…

That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling…

But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring..

Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense…

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2015

12

Nov

Amber Heard for Marie Claire of the Day

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When on the subject of Ambers…here’s Amber Heard in Marie Claire…relatively pantsless, in what I like to call the “How to homewreck on Set with your childhood celebrity crush who is much older than you and married”….you know…before sucking him in, and making him choose her…in a powerplay that she doesn’t seem hot enough to pull off..but that I guess she’s hot enough to pull off..because she pulled it off…but then again, the older I get the more open I am to all kinds of younger pussy so long as it is young, it’s the porn generation – they know how to fuck.

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2015

12

Nov

Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day

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We can all agree that Amber Rose is a sex worker who lured in dumb rappers who like sex workers because all rappers love sex worker…and lure in men to hire sex workers is what sex workers do…

But I guess they didn’t realize that some sex workers see opportunity, and it becomes more than just a financial arrangement….it becomes a marriage, because they can’t not maximize the situation presented to them….and when it all fails, they can go back to being a sex worker, this time more famous, so higher for hire rates can be charged…and if you dressed slutty enough the papaarazzi will pay attention..

Either way, here she is fighting with the strength of fabric..

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2015

12

Nov

Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day

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Every time I see Selena Gomez’s Chemotherapy surviving, Lupus bloated face, I think of her little fake tits she got to balance out the rest of her, because girls love having tits, and sometimes, that means buying them…

I also think about..this WOMAN WHO HOUSED DISABLED PEOPLE LIKE ZOO ANIMALS ….because she’s got a bit of a retard face…but I’m not hating…

I know retards who sneak out of their homes and disappear for days at a time only to comeback pregnant…unclear on who knocked them up. This one retard I know had it happen to her 5 times…because retards are fucking horny…

Not that Selena Gomez is a retard, she’s just a bratty, spoiled, self involved, well-trained, thanks to parents who said “fuck education, make our monkey dance, then sell her to Disney”….

But she is in a cut-out dress…showing body parts…for those of you who like glimpses of body parts…

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