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2015

11

Nov

Katy Perry Vagina Definition of the Day

Katy Perry was in Dubai performing recently, and she didn’t get taken out back and stoned to death like she was from Dubai and dressed like this big girl in a little leotard…that showcases everything that I love…fat pussy definition…because Katy Perry, unlike a girl in Dubai, is a huge star from America…and this is how American women dress in Arab countries…because they don’t give a fuck about the cultural norms, if they can’t handle her…and her vagina definition…fuck em…

And I guess what I am saying is that despite feeling sadness for Katy Perry, a hipster who made it to the mainstream, only to have her fake friends who surrounded her then, really surround her now…in a “I’ve known you since day one”…never really knowing who to trust…or if these people would have stood by her if the party stopped…since everyone is vapid…and I guess Katy Perry could be too…but it’d be hard to believe seeing as she made 120 million dollars last year..and as we know from the Kardashians..that takes brains, strategy, a good team…and not talent…which works for Katy Perry…and if you’ve seen her dance, and sing, you’ll know what I mean..

I guess she’s just taken her evangelical father’s lead and tricked the people in…using religion tactics…applied to everything anti-religious like Katy Perry…

What I’m saying is that I don’t hate it…

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2015

11

Nov

Selena Gomez Downs Syndrome Face Chemotherapy Dance of the Day

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Here’s heavily heavier set Selena Gomez, who will probably blame her tits and stumpy legs on LUPUS…and her need for way too much make-up on Chemotherapy, you see that shit makes you so pale and weak…and bald…just look how bald she is…with some of the thickest fucking hair in the history of hair…because she was milking the chemo line…not because she wasn’t on Chemo, but because it was such a weak dose the side effects included – not stopping anything she was doing…but milk it because based on a technicality it is chemo and sounds horrible which is good for marketing…

So good, Victoria’s Secret fulfilled her terminally ill, make a wish, to be a VS performer like she was Taylor Swift…where she brought out tits with no bra,..even if it is a bra company that hates when girls don’t wear bras…it cuts into profits…because she’s an unappreciative cunt like that…and it’s not her fault..blame stage parenting and her working at a young age to feed their immigrant asses…who may not be Immigrants…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

11

Nov

Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day

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I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production,

I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives…

But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam..

And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats…

This is not a model…

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2015

11

Nov

Meryl Streep Supports Bullying of the Day

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Maybe I am reading this wrong, because I don’t see her tits, and I also think Meryl Streep is relatively ugly….but unoffensive, regular bitch on the street ugly, clearly capable of acting her way into believable, probably because she’s ugly…

But the quote is:

This was me on my way home from an audition for King Kong where I was told I was too “ugly” for the part. This was a pivotal moment for me. This one rogue opinion could derail my dreams of becoming an actress or force me to pull myself up by the boot straps and believe in myself. I took a deep breath and said “I’m sorry you think I’m too ugly for your film but you’re just one opinion in a sea of thousands and I’m off to find a kinder tide.” Today I have 18 Academy Awards.

Which I read as “Producers called my ugly”…”so I tried harder”…because “Bullying weeds out the weak”….and “if they never called me ugly, I’d have nothing to prove to the world”…and “if everyone is inclusive and nice to each other, people don’t try as hard”…

Then she threw in a brag…about her 18 Academy Awards…none for being the hot leading lady…because…that’s right..she was too ugly to play the lead in King Kong…

As a #cyberbully…I appreciate these words…if you’re being bullied, stop being a little bitch and pull it together…Meryl Streep did it…and she was too ugly…you whining bitch…

Posted in:Meryl Streep|SFW

2015

11

Nov

Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen by Ellen Von Unwerth for BlackOut Exhibit of the Day

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Memorieslab has partnered with one of the best fashion and erotic photographer named Ellen von Unwerth for an online photo exhibition titled “BlackOut”…featuring actual models Kasia Struss and Maaike, ridiculius named, but topless…

I appreciate these pictures, because there’s a little production, concept, talent, story behind them…I like that actual models are being used in the photoshoot…because I am fed up with all this flimsy, pointless, photoshoot for the sake of photoshoot, model for the sake of getting attention and a dream of being a model…it’s lowered the quality of photoshoots, of naked girls, and have saturated the market, produced so much of the same, and is all easy to fake with current technology…

I hate that no budget, no “wtf?”…no comedy…go into this “girl in bed or shower naked”…even though she’s not an actual model and works at the local starbucks…all for instagram…

I have pretty much thrown in the towel on photos, photoshoots, instagram, all that shit..it’s so played out…but when a real photographer, a celebrated photographer, a talented photographer gets some girls topless in a cool fucking setting…because she’s actually good at photos…I remember…that I can’t let all the poser, try hard, I still don’t mind seeing every girl in the world naked for free, motherfuckers…ruin something I used to love so much I’d jerk off to…

This is what they wrote about the exhibit…I guess fill it up with nonsense words and bullshit artist statements because the world is pretentious…and this really makes it feel like art…like these instagram photographers who print magazines once a year to pretend they are a legit magazine…all to get girls naked…

Carefully chosen by the photographer, the two models, Kasia Struss and Maaike Klaasen, endure a blackout in the middle of the Californian desert. A dramatic and post-apocalyptic adventure with nothing around but an abandoned gas station and blinding heat.

As a pioneer of a pictorial language that sublimates feminity, Ellen von Unwerth, pushes her boundaries once again by adding a layer of indisputable trauma to her heroines in the theme of memories, and a result of their loss.

Here are the 30 images that are up for sale and signed by the photographer at: MEMORIESLAB

Posted in:Art|Ellen von Unwerth|Kasia Struss|SFW

2015

11

Nov

Weirdo Church Video for the Red Cups and Other Videos of the Day

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Student Beating

Two Year Old Driving Motorbike

Car Recovery Fail

How to Run a Roundabout

11 Year Old Shot After Attacking Israeli Security Guard…

Another Palestinian Attacks Soldier – Gets Shot

Slippery Roads

Church Worker Stealing..

Brazilian Prison Torture – Pepper Ass

Deer VS Dollar Store

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2015

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s veteran’s day where we pay tribute to people have sacrificed their lives to fight fights, motivated by patriotism and expensive education…maybe even manipulated by the government and their childish/personal/ world power agenda….but they still sacrificed their lives for you. So pay tribute.

It’s not veteran pervert blogger day, that day doesn’t exist, even though it is every day for me…no guns will get shot off, at least not the traditional kind, unless it’s an upset boyfriend….no parades will happen…I probably won’t be getting any masturbation videos to say “thanks for your sacrifices”….because girls seem to have stopped sending those…because I’m a veteran…what I get now is asking for sex advice or how to seduce other guys who aren’t me…like an old timer.

Yes, I made veterans day about me…I write a fucking blog..there’s very little less self involved than that…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Titty Battle at Some Event
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Shia LeBeef is a Joker
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Wheel of Fortune Contestant of the Day
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American’s for Veterans Day
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Reese Witherspoon’s a Wrinkly Bitch
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Sarah Jean Underwood Fake Side Tit
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National Beard and Moustache Convention
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NBC Execs are Not Happy about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Homosexual Relationship
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Bitter Wife Pick-Up Truck of the Day
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Some Silly Grim Reaper Prank
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Some Chick Named Kate England
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Bitches in Beanies
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2015

11

Nov

Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day

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Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year.

They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – since those girls have fans…and idiots will watch the nonsense and buy their products but in an era of porn and Instagram photoshoots with actual hot girls…why bother with this…

That said…here are the ghetto fucking screenshots….yes…I did them myself…and spent all of 2 minutes on uploading…you know nothing but top quality here…

Posted in:Events|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Red cups remind of Jesus blood….which reminds me of myself…because I am an egotistical narcissitic instagram whore…

And sometimes I revisit the first post I ever wrote on the site – on November 23, 2004 (almost anniversary)….to see if I achieved my mission statement….and stuck to the original plan….
“Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.”

Original Post HERE

PS – I love quoting myself…

HEre are links…

Pornstars from the 80s VS Now..
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Clip in Hair Bun…
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Korean Singing Adele…
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Bai Ling Sideboob…
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Khlozilla’s Face is Busted…
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Jessica Cribbon in a Bikini
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Weed Smoking Secretary in Lingerie – Naughty
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50 Cent has a Bullet in His Tongue That’s Great for Eating Ass
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence Fat Legs
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The Kardashian’s Have a New Slutty Friend – Who is a Big Girl in a Sheer Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Too Many Clothes of the Day
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Slut of the Day….
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Whores in Bikinis
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Daredevil Climbs the Eifel Tower
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Busty Girls Not Wearing BRas
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Bai Ling Side Boob
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Lucy Collett Naked in Zoo Magazine
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Cage Diving with Great White Shark
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Urine Therapy
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Isla Fisher Ass in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Cum Repellant Dress
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Posh Spice in a Red Dress
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Farrah Abraham Wants to Adopt…
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie…
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Some Topless Whore at the Beach
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Truck Driver of the Day
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Great White Shark Cage
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Funeral Ho
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Model in Shorts
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Femen Wins in Court
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Ireland Baldwin Beast Mode
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Gemma Arterton Has Breasts…Like Most Non Cancer Victims over the age of 10
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Making Wheelchairs Obsolete
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Mid Air Seizure
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring…
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Shia LaBeouf is an Artist…
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Girls in Flannel
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Huge Tits
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Lucy Gets Her Tits Out….
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Titties of the Day
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Some Bitch Named Elvira
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Masturbate on a Bench of the Day
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When Assholes Talk
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Huge Tits…in a Weird Dress
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

10

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipple for Yahoo! of the Day

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Liv Tyler’s nipple is visible for Yahoo!, because Yahoo!, like Google, is a porn site, they just don’t market themselves that way, even though the number 1 thing they get traffic for, and monetize with ads is “PORN”….and why not use Liv Tyler as their soft sell approach to a porn star…because she didn’t have a father until she was a teen, then she found out her father was in a massive band and that her mom was a famewhore groupie who gets knocked up by guys in huge bands…only to leverage her new name…or his name that she figured she’d use professionally, because he is her dad after all, biologically..counts…and then she became an it girl…and now she’s old…but still has nipples…what look like real big nipples…

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Posted in:Liv Tyler|SFW