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2015

03

Nov

Adele Wet for Rolling Stone and It Didn’t Break My Anything but Taylor Swift’s Ego of the DAy

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Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she’s the biggest fucking act in the world, which would be offensive, or disgusting if she wasn’t knocking Taylor Swift off her undeserved throne.

You see Adele, despite not being very hot…sings songs that people actually connect to…with a voice that is more than some vapid cunt talking her lyrics about boys being jerks..or whatever Taylor Swifts low hanging fruit cash grab is…

I don’t know Adele or anything about Adele, I just know she’s not in the media all the time, she’s not doing stage shows featuring anyone and everyone of interest…like she’s running some kind of variety show…latching onto anyone with an audience… I just know fuck Taylor Swift…she’s garbage and must be taken out….

She did an extensive interview HERE that I didn’t read…but I did see this….and based on her body…it’s shocking …

“I’m not, like, skipping to the fucking gym. I don’t enjoy it. I do like doing weights. I don’t like looking in the mirror. Blood vessels burst on my face really easily, so I’m so conscious when I’m lifting weights not to let them burst in my face. And if I don’t tour, you’ll catch me back down at the Chinese!”

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I guess it’s just unfortunate that they didn’t do a photoshoot of her balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass implant…or that the shoot wasn’t her and the Jenners having a garden party in lingerie…isn’t that what the people want?

via ROLLING STONE

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2015

03

Nov

Cara Delevingne in the Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god….

But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at…

And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials…

Take the motherfucking money while you can…

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2015

03

Nov

Girls Rockin’ Out in Burger King…and Other Videos of the Day

Bro Doesn’t Like Being Told to Fuck Off

Apparently, this is a dude who hijacked a family’s IP security cam….

Weird Video of Little Girl Puking….from too much Whipped Cream…vile..

Person Steals All The Candy from a Family who let a Sign that Read “Only a Handful”

Huge Joint Rip…

Student VS Teacher

Referee Gets a Surprise

Student attacks Teacher

Jew on Jew Stabbing

Eating Live Worms…

Orlando Twerk Contest…

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2015

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spend the night trying to convince my neighbor that I am madly in love with her…and that I told my wife that I can’t be married to her anymore…because I am in love with the neighbor….and seeing as the neighbor isn’t in love with me, and really I’m not in love with the neighbor, but she can’t know that…she must think I am being serious so that every time I run into her, she’ll avoid me, and I won’t have to listen to her bullshit conversations about her life that go on and on and on……because all this bitch does is talk about her goddamn self..

So if you want to get rid of anyone who annoys you in your life…tell them you love them. It will creep them right the fuck out..

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the Morning…

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Uber Driver vs Passenger Video
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This Bill Cosby Costume Is Still Going Viral
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LA Has Endless Fame Whores…
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Michael Lohan Got His New Kids Taken Away from Him….but I thought he was a good dad…
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Nicole Trunfio is a Hot Mom…
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Passenger Threw a Punch at the Bus Driver
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Held Hands at a Halloween Party
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Sad Looking Halloween Celebs
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Shooting Stuff in Slow Motion
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2015

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Now that Halloween sluts are over…

We’re back to everyday sluts…

But we can look forward to Thanksgiving Sluts…

Some Black Friday / Cyber Monday sluts…

Christmas Sluts…and Kwanza Sluts…even hanukah sluts..

Then there’s the Boxing day Box Sluts and some New Years eve sluts…

But I’m most excited for some Winter Solstice sluts.

SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS…

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So Many Thigh Gaps Bro – Thigh Gaps…
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Courtney Stodden in Man Drag
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All Female Cast of Oceans 11
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Nicki Minaj Doesn’t Like Bill Cosby Costume
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Thong Bikini of the Day
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Charlize Theron in a Gold Tight As Fuck Dress
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Slut of the Day
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ALexa is the Stoned Girl of the Day
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Rich Assholes Do Halloween
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Slut of the Day
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Halloween on Instagram
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is a Hooker
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Jessica Woodley Nip Slip
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Politicians Holding Guns: Who Does It Best?
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Aladdin Magic Carpet Ride…
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Weight Lift of the Day
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UK Fame Whore Trash Named Melissa Reeves Flashing her Ass
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15 Reasons Master Chief Is Kind of a D*ck
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Homeowner VS Cop….
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Sarah Hyland and Other Celebs for AIDS
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Bai Ling is Naked as Fuck
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Jennifer Laurence and her Hair
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10 Hilarious Objects You Can Follow On Twitter
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The Coolest Photos from Inside Abandoned Buildings
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Olivia Wilde Booty
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How Iconic Scenes Were Shot
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Sofia Vergara in a Red Dress
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Bai Ling in Costume is Amazing
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Bai Ling Nipples
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Gisele Naked in Vogue
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Melissa Reeves Nipple
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Trick Shot Video
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Demi Lovato GUNT of the Day
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Parents Get bUsted
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Girls Smoking Weed in Cars
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Emmy Rossum Whore Legs
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Charlotte McKinney Hooker
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Dakota Johnson See Through Shirt
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The Man Who Drinks His Beer Through a Tube in His Stomach
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Kimberly GarnerHot Body in a Bikini
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Girl Smoking Weed in Lingerie
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Tom Cruise Likes Cookie Dough
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38 Halloween That Won Halloween…
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HUGE FUCKING TITS Bro – HUGE TITS – You See Those Tits
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Dog Plays Ping Pong
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Indian from India Fucked From Beind on the Street
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Sara Jean Underwood Naked
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What the Fuck is this…
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Cucumber Fuck
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Gamer Pussy Flash….
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Big Boob in the Morning
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Big Titty Pulled to Side
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2015

02

Nov

Monica Bellucci for LUI of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is Italy’s pride and joy…in all her busty glory….she’s pretty much the hottest thing they have going for her…and if you don’t believe me, just ask any Italian in his 40s….to them, she’s a fucking goddess..

She’s also a reminder of early internet porn, where I would jerk off to celebrity tits, when celebrities were still celebrities and not fame whoring, attention seeking, social media content producing, losers who get overpaid for their low level of talent.

I guess Monica Bellucci did some nude scenes, and had these massive tits, in an era you could still jerk off to great big tits..

I guess she’s in the new James Bond, as the older bond babe, for that international market or some shit, so she did LUI magazine, the french Men’s magazine…with nudity, where she barely showed off her nipples, and is barely nude, or even suggestive, but where she still has big tits…is still hot and that you could probably jerk off to…especially if you’re an Italian barber…and you still have her 1990s glamour shots at your work station….hometown pride…far better than your wife looks..

Posted in:Monica Bellucci|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Alyssa Milano Breastfeeding in Costume of the Day

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Alyssa Milano doesn’t like me very much. I mean not that she gives a fuck about me, but she has blocked me on all her social media after telling me that I’m pretty much the fucking worst…for mocking her hairy arms…along with every other site…because she has hairy arms…something she shouldn’t have given into and got lasered off…because the second she did, the cyberbully trolls won…and I am sure her husband thanks us for that, you know super stoked to be with his childhood Who’s the Boss crush, but that body hair is just vile…if anything, maybe he hired me to do the bullying…

I think she should have been stronger, she should have championed the cause, but instead, she’s championed the right to post breast feeding pics on social media, because Free the Nipple, it’s absurd it’s considered a tit when a baby is attached to it…even though the majority of a tit’s life…it’s a sex object…for both man and woman..

But as long as she keeps posting the pics…to prove a point…we’re all winners…if you consider seeing Alyssa Milano breast feeding a win…I think it’s more confusing since she’s in her 40s…

I guess what I am saying is that breast feeding isn’t illegal, what’s this misguided bitch’s problem…she should go back to fighting the right for hairy bitches…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Selena Gomez and her Pink Dress of the Day

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People are loving this Selena Gomez Pink Dress…I guess it’s a story of a survivor, who after her chemotherapy, has managed to live life exactly as she did before her chemotherapy because chemotherapy is just an good marketing hook to help her promote her album and a technicality because the dose is so minimal for lupus, bitch can do everything as if she’s not on Chemotherpay…but it sounds so dramatic..that way when she busts out her tits in a dress…people will look at her with more sympathy as they jerk off because what else is this little chipmunk good for…not her music…or the fact she fucked Bieber….that’s for damn sure…..

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2015

02

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

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Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase….

Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day

Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on…

She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is…

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