Here’s a clip of Rihanna doing the a torture scene half naked for her Bitch Better Have My Money video…that I guess she decided to release on Halloween because it is appropriate content for Halloween, and appropriate content for Rihanna, because any excuse for her to get in the media naked, she’s into…it probably reminds her of when she was a teen prostitute…or a rumored teen prostitute because how else would a girl from the islands with average talent end up in NYC as a massive popstar working for Jay Z….in an era before the internet really made people famous…so there is a backstory…I just don’t know it and never will and don’t really care…as long as I can see her tits…tits that inspire the youth…her fans…
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2015
30
Oct
Arianna Grande Slutty in a Music Video of the Day
Arianna Grande has a new video that is going “viral”…but probably not as viral as her pussy…you see, after being what I imagine was a well-trained Disney Star…she went on to date rappers who I have met and who have told me their cheating on Arianna Grande stories…before she moved onto date a black guy with a massive cock…all while a porn chick on set told me that she’s a fucking whore…
When a porn chick on a porn set says a girl is a whore…you know she’s a fucking whore…especially when she was fucking one of the guys Grande was….
Either way, she’s American hating, and in Hating America, she might as well make a slutty video showing off her ass in panties…trying to be sexy, because you know, she’s not all that bad to look at if you’re staring at her ass..
Posted in:Arianna Grande|SFW
2015
30
Oct
McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day
I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney….
I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work…
I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way…
I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian…
Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW
2015
30
Oct
Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place…
She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics..
The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly…
So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up..
But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine…
This is for CLICK HERE
Posted in:Dana Wright
2015
30
Oct
Christina Milian is on a Mission of the Day
Christina Milian is on a fucking mission…
This is what happens when a woman thinks she’s doing her slutting for the money and the fame she’s seeking with her slutting is strictly for money…only to end up with a successful producer who knocked her up, married her, and gave her writing credits on hit songs, making her a ton of fucking money…only to get divorced, get back in the parties she missed out on having kids, and realizing that money or not, she’s still got fame and talent in her soul…that the world needs to be exposed to…
I guess she doesn’t realize her Dip It Low video was only exciting because she was rolling around half naked in an era when people didn’t have access to porn and jerked off to music videos….
In her mind, she paved the way for Rihanna….and based on these pics and shoots she’s been involved in, it’s safe to say that she’s going at this one more time, to prove to herself she’s got it, and that we can all hope backfires terribly, because she can afford to fail and we like when desperate people looking for validation fail, especially when their one trick is being a trick…10 years too late…
I am ready for the fail.
Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW
2015
30
Oct
Nicole Trunfio is a Mom in a Hot Shoot by Harper Smith of the Day
A Texas based leather brand called “UNDERSTATED LEATHER” just released this campaign they shot with Australian Tits Nicole Trunfio by a great photographer named , not that that’s saying much…with cellphone technology…and instagram…every motherfucker is a good photographer…but I still like these pics…and not just because of Nicole Trunfio tits…but because I guess I like Texas…
I’ve made fun of Nicole Trunfio for a long time, despite having great tits, because she was the Emrata before Emrata existed….just tits everywhere, hanging with more famous models, at all the right events, and all it really got her was a hosting job on Australian TV, where she’s from…it’s like her whole American tour to get famous, really only got her work back home when she got back home…I mean that and a pregnancy with some black musician…a baby she’s had already….but still looks like this…with great tits…because she’s just that amazing…and I’m not just saying that because she never quite made it and I like when girls don’t quite make it…when they want nothing more than to make it…even if they get a rich husband out of it…they still feel incomplete in their souls…and that makes me happy…or maybe I just like that she’s still showing her tits.
Posted in:Nicole Trunfio
2015
30
Oct
Guinevere Van Seenus Nipples By Drew Jarrett of the Day
This Model is Named… Guinevere Van Seenus , who I assumed was just some Immigrant named bitch trying to get aheard with her nipples..
I guess I do not very good memory, or maybe she’s not memorable…because all these tricks blend into each other…and I can’t bother keeping track of each one of them…I am the opposite of a fan boy…I am a guy who sees tits and forgets while looking for more tits…
I just assumed she was using her immigrant name and willingness to get naked in shoots for marketing…because she was born in Boston…and her obscure name tells a very different story…
It turns out she’s 40 years old…has peaked…so these tits are more a “I don’t give a fuck it’s over”…and not a “I hope they like me for my tits and cast me in important things”….two very different things one that starts a career and the other that closes it out…while post have the same effect…I just wish the nudes were more aggressive…these are safe…boring..but still tits.. #stilltits.
Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus
2015
30
Oct
Nina Agdal for Vogue Mexico of the Day
Bootleg model in a bootleg Vogue..
I’ve been making fun of Nina Agdal since her hard jaw and big forward hit the modeling scene. I am aware that she has a great ass in pictures, but that retard waterhead, straight from the Downs Syndrome ward, without the charm most kids with Downs Syndrome have, because she’s got a shitty attitude, acts like a fucking diva, thinks she’s a huge deal as she walks around Miami, when she’s probably made 100,000 dollars in her entire career as a model…she’s a virtual nobody…but I guess she doesn’t realize that as people celebrate her..
Vogue is premium……crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..because they are lazy and think staying relevant is featuring garbage…even in their premium issues…
I figure Vogue Mexico, despite being a huge market, is more obscure and they don’t really care what they throw in it…because that would be the only explanation of this nonsense…that isn’t even hot..but that I am sure Nina will use for the rest of her life in conversation…when seducing John’s she meets on sugar daddy sites when she’s in her 40s…”i was once in Vogue”….”it was a magazine that went to shit because they tried to hard to be relevant by featuring people like me because we have instagram fans…that blowjob will be 1000 dollars…thanks”….
Boring..dumb fucking pics…goddamn mexicans..
Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW
2015
30
Oct
Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day
Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan..
Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE
…so I am a fan…
Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes…
Posted in:Léa Seydoux|SFW
2015
30
Oct
Irina Shayk is the New Face for L’Oreal of the Day
If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home….
Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut…
Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper…
It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid…
Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you.
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW