2015
02
Nov
Couple Having Sex In a Car on a Guy’s Farm…
Shoplifter’s Hilarious Escape
Doctor Makes Fighter’s Wound Talk…
Party Grandpa at 6 am
Naked African Palestinian
Kazakhstan Teacher Punishing Kids
Halloween Brawl in Baltimore
Halloween Brawl in Orlando
Old Man Almost Hit By Axe
Man in NYC Shitting
Fight in the Computer Lab
Street Performer – VS Thief
SUV Vs Tanning Salon
Just Nice People on NYC Subway -0 Is this Goonies?
Short Thief
2015
02
Nov
In the event you’ve been wondering where you favorite music to masturbate to creator Kenny G has been….
He’s been making big plans…big fucking plans…far bigger plans than the elevator music you love…
He’s already set a Guinness World Record in 1997 for the longest note ever held on a saxophone, something very important when you have nothing to do after scamming the world into paying you for some cheesy fucking music..
He told huffington post:
“I have a plan to break the record,”
“I’m not going to tell you exactly what it is, but I’m going to try to partner with a particular airline, and we’re going to do it on one of their flights that lasts over an hour. I’m going to try to hold a note for the whole flight. So I’ll sit in the back and I’ll hold the note, and they’ll take off and hopefully I can hold the note all the way through takeoff to landing.”
Fascinating….I mean what else is motherfucker gonna do to really secure himself as the only easy listening jazzy dude with great hair to do with himself for purpose…
This is so absurd…what a joker.
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2015
02
Nov
Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an inny or an outty…that I assume is mangled…thanks to the kids…but I guess the bigger tragedy in Jessica Alba’s costume, is Jessica Alba…she’s so played out…
I guess another tragedy is how shitty this costume is, she’s running a billion dollar company, she could spend 10k on a costume, you know with her movie make-up colleagues from the shit movies she was in…and do something mind blowing…but instead she does this lazy shit..unacceptable…she has a team…a fucking team…
Not to mention, that her underwear is actually just white workout shorts, which as a concept is hot because after an hour of sweating…you see everything vagina…something I love…all covered in filth that smell strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…but that in this case…are a protective short, in case she flashes her panties to the world, she’ll be covered up…something conservative girls have always done when they want to be slutty…the same girl who wears a long shirt with leggings so you can’t see her ass..even if it’s a good ass…it’s just fucking frustrating for those of us who love pussy upskirt flashes…lame as fuck…
Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW
2015
02
Nov
Apparently, this is a video of Nicki Minaj….telling a dude in a wheelchair to walk…or from my extensive watching 10 seconds of it…it seems like her maniacal, because she’s an evil egotistical cunt with a god Complex thanks to having so much success despite being a hack, a fake, a lie…she was found in acting school…they scripted this career, this character, and I guess she’s all caught up in it…pretending her magic wand, no not the penis of the men who let her sing on their albums…or the hitachi that gives all girls orgasms…but the wand that is part of her shit yet busty costume…is some kind of spell casting wand that can make crippled people walk…which I guess isn’t Politically correct, unless you’re a snake oil sales man traveling from town to town with an evangelical church…who actually charges people money to mock their illnesses, but pretending to cure them in their state of desperation…while Nicki Minaj is just making bad comedy, maybe even annoying comedy…that isn’t funny even to someone with no soul who mocks all things…it’s just loud and dumb…as her minions humor her in what you know she thinks is some kind of dynasty she’s on the throne of…and these idiots just humor her to be part of the ride….
But check out those tits…
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2015
02
Nov
We were wrong about Heidi Klum….
We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian…
Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit…
A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”…
So I guess we weren’t all that far off….
But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously….
This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots…
Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are:
Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares…
Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares…
Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares…
Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes…
Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt…
Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares..
Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter…
Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is…
Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model…
Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie..
J.Lo….
They are all sluts…
Posted in:Halloween|Heidi Klum|SFW
2015
02
Nov
Kylie Jenner is a ghetto fame whoring creature that crawled out of the mom Kardashian, the demon who orchestrated this whole thing by exploiting one daughter, signing a deal with Ryan Seacrest, and putting this ridiculously vapid show together, that society apparently likes or are engaged in, whether it is to mock them or to experience that trainwreck of stupidity, envying their whore behavior because it is the closest thing to rich and hollywood that their shitty walmart cashier life can connect to…
She fucks black rappers, she dresses like this for Halloween, she should have been taken away from her family at a young age, due to child abuse and neglect, used as a prop…but I guess when you’re rich…tranny self involved dad and mom…and all their abuse…goes unnoticed…even when televised.
They are shit on all levels, they are terrible role models, they have zero to offer…yet America loves them..and I guess I am perpetuating this bullshit…by posting her snapchats, this is what these fame whores want…but the good news is, I have no readers and no one cares what I think…
So here are freshly 18,despite being so damaged at 18…I can’t wait for all this to fall apart…we just need a drug overdose, or some kind of crisis that is fueled by horrible parents exploiting her….I wonder when it will happen…hopefully soon…but they all love money so much…it probably will just continue…and I blame you.
I still think her costume should have been Kim during the sex tape…with black Dildo inside her and all…but I guess they didn’t ask my opinion.
This is not that interesting….I’d apologize, but who cares…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW
2015
02
Nov
I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….
I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..
It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…
I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…
If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…
Ava Sambora:
Bella Thorne:
Elizabeth Gilles:
Francia Rasia:
Who the fuck are these people?
Kira Kosarin:
Leven Rambin:
McKayla Maroney:
Miranda Cosgrove:
Olivia Grace:
Olivia Holt:
Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…
Sarah Shahi
Stella Hudgens:
Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:
2015
02
Nov
I haven’t celebrated Halloween in terms of getting in a costume since I was 12 years old, I get drunk everyday…so it is all the same shit…
I have no interest in fun, especially with all the other idiots who are having fun.
Sure, I love half naked girls, who are acting “in character”…and being fun…but too much shit comes with it making it an awful, puke filled, frat party…usually staring women pushing 40..
So I stay home and lock down….
We live in a world of sluts who are sluts every day…
We don’t need halloween to get them into slut gear….
We just need social media….but I guess people, now that they are content producers, need a reason or a theme to keep their instagram interesting…and Halloween it is..
I do love Candy…
Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…
Artist Replaces Celebrities with Younger Selves
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Olivia Wilde’s Bare Ass
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Darth Vader Fails
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LeBron James as Prince
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Some Vile Bitch Named Tuna in a Bikini
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Rick Ross Has Connections..
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Prankster Terrifies Mom…
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Taylor Swift Dressed Like a Chicken
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Suicide Bomber Costume Goes Over Well…
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Parents Scaring Kids
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Nicki Minaj Posted a Video of Her Telling Someone in a Wheel Chair to Walk
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Girls in Lingerie
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
30
Oct
It’s Halloween….and all you’ll be doing is handing out candy to girls you’ll probably creep on in 10 years when they are 16…Born in 2000 is the new goal….Y2k…you fucking creep…you should be registered…
It’s Halloween…and I am clearly getting very fucking old, desensitized, bitter, angry, bored, uninterested….because I do not care that every girl and woman is going to be dressed half naked because they can…
It is always the same fucking costumes, nothing blows me away or even makes me laugh…the giant Maxipad costume was disgusting, and dressing like Jared from Subway won’t make the parents in teh neighborhood laugh…but other than that…boring…
There are half naked girl who won’t fuck you all over the internet…and I guess in everyday life…making everyday Halloween…in a “what are you dressed as”….”an instagram hooker”…
But I guess real life amongst people who are going all out because they want the prize instagram pic…trying hard for liked even in real life (IRL)….could be worst…I mean we could all be in snow suits…and I’ll take lingerie over clothes…any day…
So the point of this post is to whine about how uncreative people are, celebrate that girls are sluts without halloween, realize that halloween is just an extension of these people’s instagram accounts so they will try harder to slut extra hard, which is better than snow suits…
#betterthansnowsuits….
Now don’t go out there and take advantage of girls #rapeculture….just make them sign a consent form before sticking your dick in their drunken horny rubbing on you hustle…not that you have to worry about that…
Here are some stepLINKS…for Halloween…Spooky….but not as spooky as this:
I’m dressing like you for Halloween…and fucking everyone…..here’s 26 bootleg costumes…
Here are some stepLINKS
Some Bat Bitch with a Big Fat Ass in Lingerie
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Some Pics from the Playboy Halloween Party
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Top 10 Horror Movie masks
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Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash…
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Dianna Agron Topless Titties…
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Charlotte McKInney Big Tits…
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SLut of the Day
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Harrison Ford in a Hot Dog Outfit Talking About Star Wars
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The Cast of The Today Show Dressed Like the Peanuts – Weird…
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Strong Mother Fucker
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The Best Pot Head Costumes
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GIrls in LIngerie Dressed Like the Ninja Turtles
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Fast Food Restaurant Dresses Up Like McDonalds
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Fucked Up Car Accident of the Day
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Renee Olstead Tits…
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Puppy for Cat Day
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Out of Focus Pussy
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Kate Bosworth Legs
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Sophie Simmons Hard Nipples
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Charlize Theron Sex Robot from the Future
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Monkey Penis at the Safari
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The Game’s Eggplant
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Dude is Pissed Abotu Teens Tresspassing
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Liz Hurley Slut
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Runaway Pumpkin Video
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Katie Holmes has an Old Battered Face…Thanks Scientology
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Camel REscue Goes Wrong
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Everything You Know About Addiction is Wrong
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Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn’t Realize Halloween is Tomorrow – Dumb CUnt
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Angelique Morgan Has a Dick…
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Gigi Hadid Victoria’s Secret Audition…
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Five Night’s at Freddy’s in Real Life
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Oprah Has a Secret Son
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Woman with Bear Repellant
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Some Belarusian Slut
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Farrah Abraham’s New Nose
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Big Tits Smoke Weed
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Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits
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2 Minutes of Big Ass
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Slut Dressed Like Skeleton
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Girl Shits Herself While Playing Video Game Dancing
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Naked Fight
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Porn GIF of the Day
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How Much Did She Get Paid to Do This
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Pammy Lee Got Big Tits
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Headless Chick Jerking Off for Halloween…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
30
Oct
Kim Kardashian is a cocktease…posting pictures of her in her halloween costume – where she’s a fame whoring skeleton, when I’d say the majority of people with a brain would love if she was a skeleton…dead in a ditch somewhere instead of what she is…but unfortunately for smart people..they only make up 5% of the population, while the rest of America are so dumb and sad that they think she’s part of their pathetic family…that they are in this with them…
It’d also be nice if she was a skeleton, because it would mean the satan child in her womb would be on the floor somewhere…dying…as it should…because it is clearly nothing but evil…garbage…
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW
