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2015

16

Nov

Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

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I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s….

People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery…

If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives….

The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did…

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2015

16

Nov

Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

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If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers.

If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill.

The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets..

So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed…

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2015

16

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

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We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

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2015

16

Nov

Miss Reef 2016 Promo Video of the Day

Here’s a promo video by Reef, for their 2016 colllection of bathing suits, for those of you who remember the Reef Girls being the best thing in ass..

It was that late 90s and early 2000s, before ass was everywhere, or ass was all that important…when the sandal company figured they could sell sandals by bascically doing booty contests with girls who weren’t actual models, but who had great asses, competing to be the next reef girl in their reef calendar, because I guess Brazil always loved ass…

Well, they are still around and they still make ass-centric promo videos, of ass, walking around…and shit has zero creativity but who needs creativity, just put an ass in it and it works…so here it is…cheesy but still amazing..

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2015

16

Nov

Topless Protesters and Other Videos of the Day

Creepy Shopper of the Day

Body Builder with Downs Syndrome

Naked Chicks in a Cat Fight

Weird ass Sniffer

The Beginning of the Shooting in Paris…

Woman Gets Stripped Naked in a Fight

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2015

16

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Now that the ISIS attacks on Paris, that opened up the doors for a few bad ” the last time Paris ruined the lives of over 100 people it was when she was DJing in Ibiza and used her vagina” jokes..

We can go back to peaceful World War III groundwork…that will lead to an apocalypse that forces humanity to reset, because killing each other over fucking each other over is one thing…but killing innocent concert goers is just fucked and non human…

There’s a lot of talking going on…but nothing’s being said…

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So in the meantime, I’d like to find a bunker, because I deserve to live and be one of the sperm donors for the next generation of humans…so if you have one. Let me know.

Rob Lowe VS Paris
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Girl’s Hypermobility in her Hands…
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Kylie Jenner Braless in LA
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Ashley James is the Slut of the Day
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Reality Star and Daughters in Bikinis
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Country Girls…for the Hick Lover
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Demi Lovato Covers Adele’s Hello to Say “I’m Better than Adele”…
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Punky Brewster in Some Ready to Drop Porn
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John Legend’s Imagine by a Pianist in Paris..
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Runaway Zebras
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2015

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Good thing all those superstitious people expecting something terrible to happen on the last Friday the 13th of the Year were wrong…and nothing bad happened at all…unless you consider a terrorist attack on Paris bad…which I guess it is, but expected….because terrorists are bad and they attack….and France is pretty easy to get into…and full of terrorists.

It’s just too bad that the Kardashians aren’t there…unless they are there…..

And really, if you know French people and I wonder what percentage of French People won’t let this disrupt their dinner plans? I’m thinking not many…

I think that even the most anti-humanity motherfucker can say that these terrorist attacks need to end…but they won’t…so the good news is that we’re all doomed…the end of the world is near…so why are you bothering working your job and paying off your mortgage when really everyone should collectively quit, start a militia, refuse to pay taxes…loot…and wait…for the takeover…reset society…

Eagles of Death Metal, the concert that was attacked, were friends of the site in 2008…..we EVEN RAN THIS CONTEST WITH THEIR FANS ….and now 100 or more of their fans have been assassinated…that’s going to be hard to live with…terrible…

So 100 innocent civilians dead … after going to a concert for a band they probably weren’t even that into…is pretty fucked up…More reason to never leave your house…

Now…go watch some terrorist porn to close out this weekend…if you’re in Paris, be safe…but the whole world is a target, that’s how terrorism works…

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Lindsay Lohan Channels Sharon Tate…
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Kate Hudson Ass in Yoga Pants
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Kylie Jenner Braless
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Elsa Pataky in Lingerie…
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People Do Parkour
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Donna is the Slut of the Day
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Olivia Wilde is Boring as Fuck
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Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid
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Bikini Barista is AMazing
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Aussie Man Runs Commentary on Spandex Models…
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Biking Fail…
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Little Kid VS Half Pipe
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Nipple You Don’t Care About
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Rihanna is Braless
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David Hasslehoff Changed His Name to Hoff
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Maite Perroni for Star Wars…
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Mila Kunis has Lunch…
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Alice Eve on Instagram
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Cop Pulled Over a GOogle Self Driving Car…
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A Tribute to Dogs…
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Emmy Rossum Booty
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Ear Wax Extractions
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Kat Torres is a Whore in a Bikini
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Kim Zolciak and Daughters in a Bikini
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Things that Bounce…
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Manager VS CAr Wash
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Woman Squeals Like a Pig
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Rachel Morteson in Lingerie
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2015

13

Nov

Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels….

So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip.

Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips..

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2015

13

Nov

Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm Weight in of the Day

Nothing like watching two chicks, who are both equally crazy, terrifying, angry, charged up and full of testosterone, in what you shouldn’t find hot, but do find hot, because they are fit, strong, all while having vaginas… who I guess areabout to kill each other in the modified “Jello Wrestling” legitimized….as UFC…not to discount that these girls can fight, or that fighting isn’t feminine, but that you and I both know…is selling tickets because it turns dudes on…it all comes down to sex…

Here’s how that cunty – weigh in behavior worked out for her…

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2015

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson for Candy Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus did some pictures with Terry Richardson for something called Candy Magazine, which is a 1500 issues with 9 different covers of Miley in various “controversial” poses, that are all very Disney level of controversial…but that’s not really her fault, she’s a Disney Star and any level of activism she’d be part of would be market researched aggressively…to maximize earnings and exposure to the market…

I am convinced real activism doesn’t exist anymore, all these kids are just a bunch of pussies…I liked an era when people go protested, when people got shot for their controvery…not where people are thinking “oh another instagram pic”…

That said, I like Miley licking her armpit hair…because women who objectify themselves for their career, shouldn’t have to feel the patriarchal pressure to have to shave their armpits…even though everything about them is vain….except that 1960s throwback to feminism…I also like her topless sucking a billy stick…or whatever those batons are called in a cop hat…edgy…but so fucking safe..

I expect more from a try hard popstar who has put herself out there, and a sexual assault accused photographer who used to shoot hardcore fucking pics…just 10 years ago..

I guess being corporate makes motherfuckers soft…

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Here she is singing to you….

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FINE…

I take it back now that I’ve seen the other covers with strap on, pussy hair tits…solid fucking play…for a girl who has already put herself out there…this is more in line what I want to see out of her….almost good enough to jerk off to…because this is pretty much exactly what I like, skinny, small tits, pussy hair, under 25…good times..

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