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2015

13

Nov

Kate Upton for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Big Momma Kate Upton is looking older, more sophisticated…like a mom of 5 who lives in a mansion up the hill…and who is walking around the grocery store with her two maids…pretending to be a mom…you know dignified…

I guess it would make sense for Kate Upton to look 40 and like a mom by the age of 25…because at 16, her tits were bigger than your fucking head. Freaks of nature that hormonally, made you think, she’s probably going to be fat as fuck, this is unnatural, but that her parents figured they could use to set up her life and future….and they did…

Despite, being huge, fat, disgustng, sloppy, broad as fuck…..she still never became a “plus sized model”…and despite falling off the radar, not really be anything special…she still managed to make 3.5 million dollars last year…in what I would have assumed was her worst year ever, as no one cared about her tits anymore…because new big natural tits took her place..

Kate Upton…pulled off a great scam…isn’t that hot, never was that hot, just busty…then fat…now this…a mom..and or a barn animal in a dress..for Harper’s Bazaar…

If you care about the Top Model Earning List…. Here it is:


1. Gisele Bundchen: $44 million
2. Cara Delevingne: $9 million
3. Adriana Lima: $9 million
4. Doutzen Kroes: $7.5 million
5. Natalia Vodianova: $7 million
6. Miranda Kerr: $5.5 million
7. Joan Smalls: $5.5 million
8. Lara Stone: $5 million
9. Alessandra Ambrosio: $5 million
10. Candice Swanepoel: $5 million
11. Karlie Kloss: $5 million
12.Carolyn Murphy: $4.5 million
13. Kate Moss: $4.5 million
14. Liu Wen: $4.5 million
15. Daria Werbowy: $4.5 million
16. Kendall Jenner: $4 million
17. Hilary Rhoda: $3.5 million
18. Kate Upton: $3.5 million
19. Jourdan Dunn: $3.5 million

Insane when you know as well as I know that people don’t care about these models, that people will still look at the campaign with no name models, that so many girls will model for free….who are hotter an more interesting and that paying models…especailly this kind of money is just a scam ad agencies do to keep the high budgets coming in from the brands…because if brands didn’t spend their 20% of earning on marketing, the economy would explode and they would just pay it to taxes, so you might as well go for the gold..or in Kate Upton’s case…the monster model who costs a lot…

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2015

13

Nov

Karla Souza for GQ Mexico of the Day

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How to Get Away With Murder actress Karla Souza….is in GQ Mexico, which according to Donald Trump is trying to break into your country, using half naked pics of your actress, to confuse you while stealing your jobs and fucking your women…using you GQ brand named…to trick you…typical of Mexicans…right?

As a Mexican, I think it’s more a magazine owned by Conde Nast..a privately owned American publishing Empire…featuring an American Actress….on an American Show..wearing American product…in what I would say is more about them trying to push the American dream, culture, products on Mexico, because it’s a huge market, they still buy Magazines and have dreams of America… and America likes perpetuating that because they like selling product to Mexico…and they like manufacturing their products in Mexico for cheap…and they like Mexico…just not when they sneak under your borders…

The real crazy thing as a Canadian, is that we don’t have one “North American” economy, with a North American passport, and a North American currency, so that I can cross the goddamn border as I fucking please…we should unite and just keep the arabs with their ISIS and and the africans with their ebola out…right..

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that Karla Souza is in obscure, but huge, market GQ, half naked,…which is half not naked enough, I’ve never see How To Get Away with Murder, and these pics won’t suck me into their bullshit…and I won’t watch their bullshit…but she’s alright… and I looked at these pics, and now so can you…

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2015

13

Nov

Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her team want you to think that she’s 18. It’s good for business, I mean just look and see all the media hits that she got the month going up to her birthday, attention that clearly helped her book jobs, gain followers, and somehow seem legit, when really she’s just positioned herself as the naughty 17 year old, on the verge of being 18, because that’s criminal in the USA and people love things they can’t have.

I am a firm believer that she’s not 18, but that her parents lied about her age to get her into a kids show, possibly because their management team told them to…no studios like hiring kids, the regulations are a fucking nightmare, so they just take these 28 year olds and pass them off as kids…it’s been going on forever…only back in the day, everyone knew the cast of 90210 was 30…nowadays they commit to the lie…so young girls can fell insecure about their childlike bodies…

Either way, she’s in a cheerleader outfit, in what reminds me of an office Halloween party when recently divorced Melissa, busts out the cheerleader outfit from high school…because she’s been doing Pilates…

She’s the Lindsay Lohan of her generation…you know every generation needs a redhead exploited by her star loving parents who looks 10-30 years older than they are marketed…who collapses when no one gives a fuck about them anymore…turning to empty sex and lots of drugs…

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2015

13

Nov

Daisy Ridley for ASOS Magazine of the Day

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Daisy Ridley is the new Star Wars girl you’re going to be staging a marriage with in your basement while your mom is at Church…with a lifesize cutout you made of her out of digital printing her full body on pillow cases…way better than trying to staple paper print outs of her onto your pillow like you did many years ago…when the last Star Wars came out and you fell in love with their star…

I guess what I am saying is that this girl can do no wrong…she could wear a fat suit…and walk around shitting herself…and will still be the most jerked off to girl for the next 5-10 years…and that is a pretty remarkable feat, especially for someone who only got an agent less than 1 year ago…not that it has anything to do with her, or how cute she is…people are fucking crazy about Star Wars…and she just needed to be in it..to have millions and millions of creepy socially awkward nerds of all ages…

I don’t know why I’ve never been into Star Wars…I haven’t even seen the second trilogy and can’t bother with the first…yet I run a blog for people who probably have Star Wars tattoos…yes I am talking to you…loser…

Daisy Ridley….I’ll be watching you…and let’s hope you make me lots of money when I leak your nudes…because I think I deserve a piece of the Star Wars hype…even if I don’t leave my couch or talk to other humans.

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2015

13

Nov

Rita Ora Nipple in a Dress of the Day

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When you’re attempt to be Rihanna….part of what you have to do is show your nipples, even if it is a subtle way, while wearing what looks like a fancy outfit at some bullshit awards show….that don’t matter, because she’s only there to get noticed, to use it as an opportunity to be seen…because if she keeps throwing shit at the wall, maybe something will stick…maybe she won’t have to suck all these penises to get featured on songs…maybe she’ll finally have the fame and respect…selling out arenas her ego things she deserves…and that I think big tits deserve…because big tits are fantastic and all the pop music is shit regardless…so it might as well have big tits…

As a reference point, Here’s Rihanna braless in silky body contouring dress…with nipples…because she’s a human despite what you racists think…the Rita Ora..idol…

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Here’s Rita Ora in her sheer dress….she’s pretending is classy because of all the detail that has been put into it…but that is

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2015

13

Nov

What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day

Videos, What the Fuck is This…. and Other Videos of the Day

Refugee I’d Adopt Complaining About Free Food….WHo I GUess Doesn’t Grasp Being a Refugee

Apparently, this is a dude masturbating so hard he sprays down a girl’s skirt…best commentary

Wife VS Mistress

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(more…)

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2015

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Friday the 13th…in the fall…so I did what any self respecting motherfucker who respects the Friday the 13th superstition….

I offered two hookers 500 dollars to kill each other….

They weren’t into it…I think I should have just asked one…and got her bait the other…it’s typical of two girls to encourage each other to not be murdered or commit murder…I guess they just weren’t desperate enough…

Hookers have got so soft. If this was the 70s, they would have fought to the death for 500 dollars no questions asked. I blame technology, or maybe it’s inflation…

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s not a day…if it doesn’t start with dead hooker talk….

Here are stepLINKS…

Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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The Jennifer Aniston Body Double is Going Viral
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Kyrie Irving is Back as the Old Man
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Nice Oakley’s Jared from Subway…Did you get those from having 6 TB of Kiddie Porn
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Sahara Ray is a Whore
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Gigi Hadid Straight WHoring
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Kelly Brook Has Tits
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The Man in the Hand Dryer
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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she Broke the Internet with her Uncoupling statement…dumb rich kids
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Footage of the Earth Breathing…
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Mirror Selfies
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2015

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have recently started a campaign with girls on my tinder to let me send them baby monitor cameras for them to install in their bedrooms so that I can watch them at all times.

I have no interest in meeting them, or fucking them…I just want to watch them when I choose to…

In fact, I want a network of cameras set up in a bunch of stranger’s homes…

I guess what I am saying is that I am a peeping tom and girls have a right to call me creepy…

Now, I just need to start a kickstarter to fund it.

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Here are some stepLINKS in the Evening..

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras!
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Rebel Wilson in Leather LEggings VS The Kardashians
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Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits
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Abbey Clancy in Lingerie
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SMOKING WEED IN LINGERIE
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Selena Gomez in Leather Pants
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Anastasia Ashley Surf Slut Ass in a Bikini
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Skier Survives a Fall
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Taylor Swift Yelling at Katy Perry’s Dad About Jesus
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Girls in Bed
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Missy Elliott and Her 90s Singing are Back
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Motorcyclist Survives Wipeout…
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Her Name is Nikki Mudarris and She’s in a See Through Dress
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JetPack Aviation – Test Footage…
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Amber Heard Tits…
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Micaela Shafer Topless and Oiled Up…
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Christie Brinkley Amazing at 100 Years Old
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How to Escape from a Car Window….Weird…
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Giada de Laurentiis’ New Man is Still married..
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Pixie Lott Cleavage
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Broken Down Nipple
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Liz Hurley Tits on TV
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Kelly Brook Has Fat Tits
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Elisa Meliani Topless
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Server Owns Couple That Doesn’t Leave Tip
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Nashville Actor Clare Bowen – Cuts her Hair
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Bella Thorne Butt Shot
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A Bunch of Butt Shots
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10 Lies You Were Told About Space
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Arm Wrestle Snap
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Sucker Punch of the Day
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Abigail Ratchford Butt Shot
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Pregnant Botox Doughy Face Chrissy Teigen
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Hannah Davis at an Event
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Some Naked Hipster Bitch
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Girls in Towels
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Men are Mean to Jennifer Lawrence
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Victoria’s Secret Models without Make-Up
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Cargo Ship Malfunction
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Fucked Up Dude Shaving His Head Like a Mental Case
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Some Links…

Conspiracy Theories from Around the WOrld
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Slash Plays Sweet Child Of Mine in Mumbai
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Can You Trick a Breathalyzer
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Panties of the Day
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20 Year Old with Huge Tits
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Slutty Greek Ass
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Big Tits Putting on a Show for the Landscaper…
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Big Asshole
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Japanese Farting Gameshow
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Toilet Brush Fuck
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

12

Nov

Kate Hudson Booty Pop in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson, celebrity daughter turned celebrity, who has been the leading lady in a bunch of movies over the course of her career, that was so challenging to get, seeing as her parents were pretty fucking connected, more interestingly has had far more roles as the leading lady in sex with rich LA dudes…seriously, everyone has fucked this ass…

She’s in her late 30s now, a mom of at least one kid, but her little booty she’s always had, is still looking a good amount of round, so why not post it on instagram for her groupies and fans…because her ass is what all of us want to see of her…we’re not interested in her barely there tits…her old lady face….or her used up mom vagina…

I guess what it comes down to is that I like seeing girls posting booty pics..even when they are old, washed up, ladies..I am so deep as a thinker…a modern day philosopher..

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2015

12

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial…

There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen…

So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make..

That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck.

I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t…

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