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Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2015

Oct

Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day

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Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan..

Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE
…so I am a fan…

Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes…

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2015

Oct

Irina Shayk is the New Face for L’Oreal of the Day

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If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home….

Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut…

Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper…

It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid…

Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you.

A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:38am PDT

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2015

Oct

Kendall Jenner Talks Her “Insecurity” because she’s Real of the Day

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I am amazed people refer to Kendal Jenner ar as a model or a supermodel…are they really that lazy?

There is nothing fashion model about this character from one of the trashiest shows on TV, other than the fact that her family can afford to buy her designer clothes, not that they have to buy designer clothes, designers who make clothes just send them free shit….

So the extent of her modeling is being a trash can of a human, from a trash can of a family, on a trash can of a show…but with a big social media following…that I guess converts for brands…because the general public are morons and buy what she tells them…or something I’ll never understand…

So with conversions, comes campaigns, because brands don’t give a fuck about concept or who they cast in their lazy at best concepts…they just care about conversions…and like her dad…who converted his gender…this bitch converts…

But I will never call a social media personality from a garbage trash TV show..a supermodel…because marketing departments are lazy and say “people seem to like her, use her, the campaign will get noticed”..

It reminds us that all this is an absolute joke…. the fashion industry, the celebrity world, and social media…jokes…

It’s like mindless idiots don’t take a second to think “she’s not very hot, she’s not really a model, she is on a garbage show and represents all wrong in the world, giving her this work is just feeding into this bullshit and perpetuating it, which is easier than being innovative or taking risks”…and the whole thing…is vile…it’s just suck up bitches sucking up to bitches…

She is not cute, she’s not important, interesting, a leader, an innovator, she’s just a lie, a pile of bullshit lie….she is a Kardashian…and she’s playing a model for fun, like everyday is Halloween, because she can…we allow it, the brands allow it…stop celebrating shit..

The best Kendall Quote is from her app – talking about her “insecurities”…made me laugh:

I had such bad acne when I was younger. It completely ruined my self-esteem. I wouldn’t even look at people when I talked to them. I felt like such an outcast; when I spoke, it was with my hand covering my face.” She then goes on to discuss the way in which she found an acne solution through both [INSERT PRODUCT PLACEMENT HERE] and growing older.

“What I want everyone to understand is that it’s been a process: It wasn’t anything that happened overnight. But slowly, I’m working towards not caring, and I’m just in so much of a better place about it all now that I’m older,”

Is this a fucking joke? Here’s her campaign for H&M.

It’s gotta be a joke…

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2015

Oct

Genevieve Morton’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s hanging on by a thread…a very very very strong thread that supports her bikini model weight….because unlike fashion models, she’s not starving herself…but instead feeding them tits…because tits seem to make average girls rich and famous over and over again…because men are just that basic and even in the big round booty generation, still freak the fuck out when they see tits…

Here she is in a bikini shoot because that’s all she does and all she knows…even if some would call her soft or thick or the more marketable BBW…or curvy…and since this picture, she’s gone on to starve herself and work out all day…getting a little more ripped…and better…while trying to maintain her tits…because without the tits…she’s just a christmas elf looking girl…and there aren’t that many Christmas moves to sustain her…

I guess what I am trying to say is that I am in love with Genevieve Morton and I believe 2016 is going to be her year, because it’s gotta be, she’s pushing 30 and is at that breaking point, so she best just bring her all…and that means her tits..because they are her everything…and I guess my everything too…

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2015

Oct

Man Disguised as a Woman Prostitute Gets Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Blue Hair in NYC

Dude Kisses a Guy’s Girl in Front of Him…Gets Beat…

Daily Commute in Shanghai…

Man Gets Beat for Touching a 12 Year Old

New Zealand Cop of the Day

Dude Tries to Hang Himself in Public

Guy Makes Another Guy Apologize to His Wife For Makign Rude Comments

Orange Vendor VS Inspector

Robber Tries to Get Money from Clerk, Clerk Says No, Robber Takes Chips

Hangover in China

CCTV of the WACO Texas Shooting…

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2015

Oct

Marta Bez for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who Marta Bez but she has TITS!

I did a very extensive search on her…you know background research that didn’t involve interviewing her mom, or her cousins…or even her school teachers and first employers….I didn’t call up ex boyfriends for nudes or stories about how solid she takes a fucking…I just found her INSTAGRAM …and found out she’s a Brazilian in NYC, because NYC needs more Brazilian models here on VISA stealing American jobs…

She’s not famous yet, which would explain the tits in photos…for “free”…get those views…5,000 instagram fans isn’t good enough…bar maids in college towns have 10 times that…and this is a model good enough to get a work visa for her extensive work….no one has ever seen or heard of…

Here’s her boxing…

A video posted by Marta Bez (@martabez) on Oct 25, 2015 at 10:44am PDT

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2015

Oct

Bieber Storms Off Stage of the Day

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Want to watch Justin Bieber have a tantrum at some event….I didn’t really read the story, I just heard him saying “yo” every second word, which would make people assume he’s a half retard who hits rocks together in the playground…up on some low functioning autism kid…”Yo ugh food yo…ugh…”…all while chronically masturbating…but the fact is that “yo” retard from Canada is worth over 100,000,000 dollars, so if motherfucker wants to cry like a little bitch..why the fuck not cry like a little bitch for all your fans to look, laugh and/or ask themselves “why am I this guy’s fan again, it’s a joke on myself right”….not to mention being a little bitch makes sense, partially because of how Usher loved him in the early years…but also because 98% of lesbians look and dress exactly like him….so many Bieber looking lesbians…there should be a sub-genre of lesbian called BEIBERS-FOR-BEAVERS-WITH-BEAVERS or some shit….ties in Canada, Pussy…I should be hired by his team…yo.

Here’s his apology…for being a little bitch….and even the fans laughed at him…but at least he has money

Sadly it’s Been a rough week for me, long days no sleep, while having to be “on” as they would say for cameras fans etc. In no way did I mean to come across mean, but chose to end the show as the people in the front row would not listen. Hopefully people will understand where I am coming from. I don’t always handle things the right way but I’m human and I’m working on getting better at responding not reacting. Unfortunately people were affected by this as am I. For the people in the back I am so sorry and for anyone I may have disappointed im sorry. Sorry for wasting the tv people’s time I’ll be sure to make it up to you next time on tour.. With love Justin.

Not one Yo!..

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2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Halloween, which means slutty girls…

I am more into Halloween for the horror movies, wishing they would one day come true, mainly because we are overpopulated, but also because they are so fun to watch…

You know where some psycho kid out there goes on a slasher rampage like it was a slasher film, because I figure if people are going to do mass killings, they should do it in a fun, clever, serial and spooky on Halloween ways….

It’s the storyline for every single movie, yet I don’t think there has ever been a Halloween night where a town is terrorized…meaning Hollywood is lying to us…I can’t believe Halloween would like to us…

I want25 year olds pretending to be 16 try to figure out who it is in their small coastal town..but instead I just get my fat wife dressed like a pumpkin….eating so much candy all I can do is hope for diabetic shock….oh and college girls in lingerie in public like the world was instagram, which apparently it is, if you ever leave your house the same 25 year olds pretending to be 16 are selfie-ing themselves…which to me is enough reason for a psycho kid to go on a slasher rampage like it was a slasher film on Halloween…

Here are the stepLINKS…in the morning..

Lindsay Lohan in Costume..with her Engagement Ring…
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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Chloe Moretz is Mad People are Talking About Her Bikini Body…So Bitch…Don’t get in a Bikini
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Blimp of the Day
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Some Random Slut in a Bikini Showing What Looks Like Anus
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Holly Peers Huge Tits
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie..
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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Some Low Brow Humor
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Stripper on the Faggot Bieber Board
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with all the time..even though I am an addict crazy person…I can’t stand people…

But then I realized, it could be my out..I could have him take my place, my wife is too exhausted and medicated to notice..plus her diabetes make her legally blind…and if I’m lucky he’ll kill her off…all while I take the rent money he offered me – he’s on welfare…to live the good life sleeping at girl’s from Tinder’s house…..and/or instagram models who want to use the site’s fame to give them fame…

Either way, I didn’t do it…I guess we can all have dreams though…

Here are some stepLINKS

Some Sexy Halloween Costumes – But they All Seem The Same Year After Year
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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George Clooney’s New Dog
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The Stripper Story on Twitter People are Believing that I Think is Just a Movie Marketing Strategy
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Elle Macpherson in Leather Dress…
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Sara Jen Underwood’s Half Naked
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Smoking Weed in a Leopard Print Bikini
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Maria Menounos in Fuck Me Boots Trying Really Hard to Matter
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Slut of the Day
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What Kind of Edible Are You Test
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty…
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2 out of 3 People Have Herpes
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Rachel Bilson is a New Mom
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Taylor Swift Coutnersues Groper
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Phoebe Price is Amazing
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Hailee Steinfeld Grazia…
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Jenny McCarthy is Probably Single
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Woman On Plane – Wakes Up After Taking a Sleeping Pill to FInd Lotion All Over Her and Her Genitals
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Avril Lavigne Nipple..
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Elsa Hosk Catalog Pics
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Trippy Make Up on Halloween
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Holly Peers in Lingerie
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All These Girls Wear the Same Underwear
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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A Lot More of the Chloe Moretz Bikini Pics
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Carrie Underwood Performaing…in Fuck Me Boots
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Tom Cruise’s Wedding Ended Scientology
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Adriana Lima and Boyfriend
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Girls in Bed
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British Guy Crashes the James Bond Premiere
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Fans Freak Out When they See Favorite Celebs
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Taylor Swift’s Team is Deleting Posts Off Tumblr
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Charli XCX in a Tight Dress
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Olivia Munn in a Black Dress
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Her Name is Staci Anne and She’s Hot
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Samantha Hoopes and Her Busted Face and Hot Fake Tits Wants To Fuck Blake Griffin…
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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15 Years of Remi Gaillard
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Amber Rose Big Tits in a Sweater
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Carla Gugino Midriff
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Halle Berry’s Husband Scared of HEr
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50 Lbs of Weed Sent to the Wrong Address
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67 Great Costumes…
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Heidi Klum Ass
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Jimmy Fallon is Becoming a Theme Park Ride
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Stories of Men Cock Blocking THemselves
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Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits
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A Girl and Her Gas
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Topless DJ and Her Rocking Tits
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Naked Rocky from Rocky Horror Naked
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Huge Mini Mouse Tits
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Slut and Twister
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Psycho Attacks Dude with Bear Spray
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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A Bunch of Naked Pics
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Ass Filled with Dildo
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Hot Naked Greek Pussy
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Busty Cop
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Naked Girl Fight
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Elsa Hosk Naked
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2015

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween of the Day

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With the news that the World Health Organization has announced that 2/3 of the world population has herpes…here’s Lindsay Lohan…who may not be patient zero, but who also don’t need to feel alone in the sores in her panties…

But then again, she’s Hollywood, rich and famous and disgusting, and everyone in Hollywood has herpes, it’s just how these things happen…so her feeling alienated and alone has nothing to do with her herpes from people not having protected sex in the type-a personality of make money, fuck hooker, do all this cocaine…which is something that the mainstream is not all about…because all those things feel so good until the sores start exploding and bleeding all down your thigh..

She’s alienated because her parents sold her soul to the industry for their own egos…breaking her but I have a feeling she’ll be back…she has to be..she owes it to us all…but not really…she’s old now..who cares..

Here she is sucking famous famewhore photographer who isn’t even that good…but celebs have no idea what good is…Mertalas…the groupie motherfucker who is overpaid for his smut…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF CELEBS GETTING DOWN FOR HALLOWEEN
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