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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2015

Nov

Sarah Hyland in Love of the DAy

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I love nothing more than seeing some staged romantic pics of social media, put out by either calculated requests from the publicist, or because the person in said pics is so broken, that they need to feel love so intensely that they share it with the world…

It is always the people putting up the pictures likes this, full of love, with captions celebrating their love, who burn through different boyfriends on the regular..it’s like every two months it’s another “i’m so in love”…where everyone watching roles their eyes..but the person involved is so broken and empty that they really believe it..

Like this Sarah Hyland pic that is screaming “bullshit”…because we can all tell your boyfriend is a faggot…and I’m not just saying that because I am a Sarah Hyland fan who gets personally offended when she fucks other dudes…I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…I am saying it because I can tell her boyfriend is a faggot…even if this is a world of non-judgemental, we’re all god’s people, even though there is no god….

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2015

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

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Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines…

She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her..

She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits..

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2015

Nov

Black Friday 2015 Video of the Day

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This is probably the most amazing Black Friday video, and not in a good way…This white bitch is grabbing what is apparently Vegetable steamers out of the hands of a kid…only to go after the mom…because everyone needs 5 fucking vegetable steamsers..to really remind us the state of the world we live in…

I mean how expensive could a vegetable steamer really be on other days of the week? 30 bucks? That you’ll allow your trashy self to be reduced to a person pulling product from a fucking kid…

What the fuck is wrong with people…

Here’s another one in Texas

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2015

Nov

Greek Hookers are the Black Friday Deal of the Day

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We’re all looking for deals, especially on Black Friday, especially when it comes to sex…and it seems like the best place for Sex at a discount in Greece…all it took was a Financial crisis…

According to the Washington Post:

When the economic crisis began in Greece, the going rate for sex with a prostitute was 50 euros ($53), the London newspaper quoted Laxos as saying. Now, it’s fallen to as low as two euros ($2.12) for a 30-minute session.

Prostitution in Greece is legal, which makes it even better, no consequences…but possibly AIDS, which as Charlie Sheen has taught us, is not a death sentence…

I mean 2 dollars for 30 minutes when all you need is 30 seconds…is fantastic savings, I’d just hate to see how banged out theri vaginas are…especailly considering vaginas in Greece are actually assholes…as the Greek and their bountiful olive oil natural resources – invented modern Anal sex along with math and other things…

Either way, Greek Hookers are the Black Friday deal of the Day…

And here’s Maria Menounos – the only Greek Hooker I know..

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2015

Nov

Lily Cole Has Something to Say of the Day

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A while ago, I posted some nude pics of model Lily Cole, who at one point in time, an may still be….they had her full vagina exposed and were really kind of creepy, thanks to her baby face doll head, and the fact that she’s so pale and Irish, ginger and transparent…

Her sister, Elvie, emailed me to take them down, so I asked her to be my girlfriend…and she just ignored me…which hurts me at my core…

But what doesn’t hurt is when Lily Cole crops out her creepy face, to focus on tits, that shouldn’t be model tits, models are supposed to be starving to death…

These are some serious fucking tits…that I guess she wants you to see…because she posted them to instagram…and now I am posting them here…maybe just to get Elvie to notice me again…

Hi Elvie, I like your sister’s tits.

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2015

Nov

Rapping Momma of the Day Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Chicks Fighting in the Grocery Store

Creepy Fucking Accident

Asian Girl VS Thugs…

Insane Accident

Motel Robbery Fail

Putting a Cobra Down Friend’s Shirt

Teacher Taken Out in High School Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s safe to say that I got the best Black Friday deal in town….

I mean other than Roman Polanski…..who unlike Jared from Subway, doesn’t get arrested for taking nudes and molesting teens….

I guess it’s all to celebrate the great deal the Pilgrims on their quest for spreading the word of God got on the North American land…

Here are some morning links…

This is the Greatest Thanksgiving Themed Thing Ever
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600 Foot Rope Swing
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Turkey Hangover – With Sluts in Glasses…
CLICK HERE

Maitland Ward is a Real Fucking Hooker
CLICK HERE

Tara Reid Blowjob Face
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Nude Rugby!
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Adam Sandler Performing…Who Cares..Oh Yeah…you Do…
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The Hottest Nurse in the UK
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Man is Shocked by Modern Society after 44 Years in Prison
CLICK HERE

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2015

Nov

I give Thanks For stepLINKS of the Day

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THANKSGIVING!

I’m thankful it’s not thanksgiving in Canada because giving thanks to some virtual imaginary entity is almost as dumb as listening to everyone else giving thanks to some imaginary entity. You can eat turkey any day of the week, with or without family and friends. It’s not that big of a deal. Freaks.

THANKSGIVING!!

Being thankful to people for acts they do is not religious. Being thankful as a general emotion is not religious. It’s just positive thinking. But thanking the powers that be or destiny for making all these things happen is acknowledging a god. Unless you’re just thanking yourself.

Thanksgiving, the celebration of white man killing the natives for not being into Jesus and thus savages….so thanksgiving is in fact a religious holiday.

THANKSGIVING!!

I’m thankful for Girls

THANKSGIVING!!

Get Ready for Black Friday Deaths…

THANKSGIVING!

Because the people who die on Black Friday…Should…

THANKSGIVING!

I love everyone and give thanks everyday – especially with Turkey…

In 2008 – I did this TURKEY ROUND UP – I Peaked…

This is the highlight

THANKSGIVING!

Here are some stepLINKS!

THANKSGIVING!!

Phoebe Price Does Thanksgiving
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Slut of the Day
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Thanksgiving Titties for Thanksgiving Giving Thanks to Titties
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Drunk Turkey Slaughter
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Man Is Shocked By Modern Society after 44 Years
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Jessica ALba in a Holiday Shoot
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Another Slut of the Day
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Jeopardy Contestant who Uptalks
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Crazy Turkey Ass…
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The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
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Kim Garner’s AMazing Body
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Kelly Brook – Jelly Brook Panty Flash
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Stupdi Rally Spectators
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18 Terrifying Thanksgiving Day Crimes
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Kim Bassinger in a Bathing Suit from 1983
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Selena Gomez Nipples in a Shirt
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When Indians Take Drugs
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Awkward Family Photos: Thanksgiving Edition
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Lady Gaga Thigh
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Cam Newton, Some Sports Dude, Dancing
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1995 Nude Christy Turlington
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Jessica Biel Booty in Pants
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31 Dogs Who Ruined Thanksgiving
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Billionaire Buys Dinner for 400 US Soldiers
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Courtney Stodden VS Wool
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Family Thanksgiving Ruined…
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Top 10 Star Wars Gifts for Black Friday…
CLICK HERE

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THIS IS THE BEST CAM GIRL SITE TO FALL IN LOVE ON – AND IT IS FREE – THEY WORK FOR TIPS – YOU DON’T HAE TO TIP…
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Tumblr Porn Round Up
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Thanksigivng fetish Porn
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Boob Play of the Day
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Jodie Gason – Huge Tits
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Weirdest Masturbation Video of the day
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2015

Nov

I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day

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I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t…

So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that…

This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that…

Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope..

Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage…

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2015

Nov

Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day

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Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done…

But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited…

Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits…

But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving…

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