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2015

26

Nov

Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day

Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit..

This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word…

Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL….

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2015

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

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Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust…

Is the new face of Chanel…

Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is….

So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is…

Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning…

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2015

26

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some Polish model who makes millions of dollars a year, but who we can all agree is better suited to be still in the one bedroom cold water apartment in some war torn part of Washaw…with neighbors dying of small pox, like the indians on Thanksgiving, because…when you take a poor, communist torn, girl and tell her she’s hot enough to make millions a year for big brands, it leads to a pretty shitty fucking attitude and entitlement that I prefer….when it’s more humble, hungry, thirsty and in need of a warm shower.

Here she is in Vouge, bougie bitch..

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2015

26

Nov

Maria Menounos Showing Cleavage on Snapchat of the Day

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Maria Menounos has consistently been an attention whore, and the funny thing is that it has barely worked out for her. She got confused that dudes forced to watch Extra or whatever show she was on that I assume trailer park, middle of the road people watch…actually had some level of sustainability, so she quit the job she got…and tried to do a reality show…and none of it really went anywhere…leaving her thinking “But I’m hot”…well, she’s also old…and missed the window of really being the next Kardashian…so confusing people loving her ass…on blogs no one cares about…for having star power…is a fucking joke…but seeing her pull down her shirt, to show her tits, like the classy girl you’d imagine she was, is pretty fucking funny…

It’s like “look at my tits, people like tits, I am more than just an ass fucked Greek in the lowest form of Hollywood”…I am Tits!

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2015

26

Nov

Adèle Exarchopoulos Topless for Some Music Video of the Day

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People tend to forget about the attacks on France, because as terrifying as they are, in the grand scheme of the world, they aren’t thanksgiving…

So to celebrate France and to remind you of a great city, with a very sexy sexy yet snobby well dressed gang of girls, here’s Adèle Exarchopoulos, who was in a French movie, with another french actor, doing some lesbian shit, with Lea Seydowx, because that’s what French cinema is…magical…

Well now she’s in the worst music video of all time, showing her tits, with in France is wearing a shirt, but to me is still tits…so tits…

WORST SONG EVER!!!

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Music Video|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Danica Patrick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I always assume that Danica Patrick is Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years, but I think that may be another Danica…or maybe her name isn’t even Danica, the fuck if I know…this Danica Patrick…is the NASCAR driver, a sport I don’t watch, but that I assume you watch, because I attract that level of quality, sophisticated, trailer park dwelling, looking for tit reader…you know the white, racist, lowest common forum of human, who like fake tits, and fast cars…I call it Florida…

I don’t know if she’s ever won anything but the right to tbe the only or the first woman driver in a men’s world…which is surprising because what I know about NASCAR is that girls can’t drive for shit, and it’s full of accidents…

Well, she’s in a bikini with her fake titty friends…and I guess that’s news….

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2015

26

Nov

Bianca Suarez in a Star Wars Themed Show of the Day

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Blanca Suarez has nothing to do with Star Wars….but that doesn’t mean that GQ Spain can’t cast the Spanish model or actress, I have no idea who this is, but assume she’s on the Penelope Cruz hustle of making it America…in a Star Wars themed shoot, because Star Wars is hitting theaters, and everyone, even Spain, is going crazy for it…

I don’t care for Star Wars, I just get paid to promote Star Wars Themed Gifts , and feel the whole Star Wars things is too much fucking hype, for a story that isn’t even that interesting, but then again, I have sex with girls (that’s my go to Star Wars joke), even though I know guys who love Star Wars have sex with girls, they just probably shouldn’t but lucky for them, there are girls out there, desperate enough with a need to make babies..

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that this excites you…

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2015

26

Nov

Jolene Blalock in a Bikini of the Day

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40 year old Jolene Blalock…seems to have taken up body building…because these are some veiny fucking bikini pics of a woman in her 40s on vacation for thanksgiving…

She’s the star of Star Trek Enterprise, I have no idea if she’s ever done anything else, but when she was in her 20s, I remember her on the cover of men’s magazines being hot…

This…is an interesting iteration of that…

I mean…do you prefer your 40 year olds to not be rock solid veiny, to the point of looking sick, or even diseased or even some kind of terrifying action figure….you know to your typical doughy mom body…or do you just do what I do…and fuck 20 year olds…

This is so fucking gross…

Posted in:Jolene Blalock|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Josephine Skriver’s BTS Slutty Cop Pics of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby…made by a homosexual scientist dad…and a lesbian mom….creating what I assume Victoria’s Secret financed…because think of the money they’ll save if they can grow their own models in a lab….because that’s how evil empires who like owning a roster of hot pussy to wear their lingerie that some pervert only launched in the 80s because it meant seeing girls have naked…do….

It’s like this company has ravaged the resources of China…using slaves to make overpriced product that they don’t even design…so why not finance this…I mean it worked out well for this Fembot, she’s like the biggest deal right now, and we don’t even know if she’s human…becuase all we require as a people is half naked…to make it good enough to ignore all the other ethical and moral flaws that come with someone like Josephine Skriver….

If you don’t like that – here’s Romee Strijd’s in a Towel for Testino…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model too…but from what I know…she wasn’t made in a lab…

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2015

26

Nov

Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

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I have mixed feelings about female rugby players….

Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls…

Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better…

But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”…

So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever…

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