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2023

03

May

Where is Britney Spears of the Day

I’ve been saying the Britney isn’t free, that Britney is either dead or institutionalized, that there’s something really bootleg about whatever is going on with Britney Spears, who no one cared was abducted in plain site, but then cared so much they created protests on her behalf, only for her to be freed and despite being free, only takes pics on a shitty fucking phone in the same location.

My theories are she’s dead, she’s in captivity….and the content being produced is DEEP FAKE AI filters, Body Doubles or shit shot 10 years ago.

Remember, she released a hit song this summer with Elton John that was recorded a decade ago and never showed up to any of the events….but instead just cryptically stays alive on instagram with weird fucking posts..

Anyway, I saw this video of her AI FACE FILTER being removed in her video, meaning that’s probably ain’t Britney Dancing…

Here is an analysis from the internet:

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2023

03

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some girls smoking weed whilst being slutty to help push the whole weed agenda of legalizing weed further and further, because without this kind of activism, people won’t know any of the benefits of smoking weed, from mental health, to fighting pain and cancer….to getting naked on the internet and using it as a prop….

THE IMPORTANT activism behind the computer, because when you’re stoned, getting out to protest becomes a pain in the ass in real life, when you can just do it tits out…from home while too stoned and paranoid to leave the house..

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2023

03

May

Brazilian Beach Walk and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Dirty Girl

On All Fours

Panty Flash

Bikini Forever

Strong Thighs

Big Flex

Beach Girls

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

03

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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For the sake of humanity – I don’t want to normalize obesity by sexualizing it.

I’ll let you sick fucks do that because you see tit and you go mental and forget what you’re dealing with or how much she’ll cost you in food…

They want to trick us into fat is hot, but you know, fat’s deadly bro….maybe that’s the kind of living you like…ON THE FUCKING EDGE….

In my soul, I am a no fat chicks allowed motherfuckers….because as a lazy fat fuck I can assure you how gross it is….

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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As society as a whole goes to shit, starting with the garbage cesspool that is Hollywood, trying to keep up with the cesspool that is social media, which mimics the cesspool that is life….before that cesspool implodes from financial collapse, wars, and other fun things….

I bring you my own cesspool that is the stepLINKS….because through it all THERE WILL BE TITS…

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Paige Spiranac’s Favorite Golf Outfits
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Britney Spears Brings the Boobs!
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The Best Looks From The MET Gala Red Carpet!
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Tove Lo Flashes Crowd in Mexico
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Midget Band
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Sydney Sweeney at the Met Gala with Cleavage
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Jared Leto Met Gala Cat Costume
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SpaceX Hits Camera
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Karlie Kloss Takes Her Baby Bump to The MET!
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Umpire Gets The Ball in the Balls!
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Ultra Mini Dress!
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Graffiti Compilation
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China Ready To Test The 1000 Km/H Ultra High-Speed Train
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Gisele at the Met
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The WORST Looks From The MET Gala Red Carpet!
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Chantel Jeffries in Green Underwear!
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How These Impossibly Thin Cuts In Metal Are Made
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Cow Wants to Be Friend with Every Animal
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Angel Reese Gets Herself a Mercedes as at 21!
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Janelle Monae Strips Down on The Red Carpet!
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Michigan Boy Takes The Wheel When The Bus Driver Passes Out
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Vanessa Hudgens Rocks the MET!
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Alina in the Secret Garden!
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Puppet Dances To Michael Jackson’s “Dangerous” Perfectly
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Hiroo Tanakas Runs 60 Meters at 92
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People Get Challenged By A Professional Arm Wrestler
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The Cavinder Twins Eating and Training to Gain Muscle!
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Kendall Jenner’s After Party Look!
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Florence Pugh Shaves Her Head!
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Mikayla Demaiter Hockey Star!
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Getting Chased By A Sloth
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New York HELP Truck Gets Involved In A Serious Collision
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Will Levis’ Girl Brings the Bikini Pics!
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The Kardashian’s Arrive at The MET Gala!
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Veronica Bielik’s In Bed and Living her Best Life!
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Miranda Kerr on the Streets
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Kesha in a Leather Outfit
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Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini
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Rita Ora in a Lingerie Outfit
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Kendall Jenner See Through
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What’s Cooking
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Nice Tits
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Stormy is the Reddit Amateur
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Proud Parents
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Titty Tuesday
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Butternut Squash Soup
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Two Story High Club
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Shower Masturbating
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Hot Bitch in Leggings
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24 Shit Days
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Store Masturbating
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Spycam Perverts
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Mattress Store Fuck
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Milf Shows her Box
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Absolut Ass
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I Think She’s an Ass Eater
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Produce Section
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Outdoor BJ
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Fingers In
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Energy Drink Time
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Dick Suck Before Going Out
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Ping Pong Show
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

02

May

Bella Thorne Nipple Rings of the Day

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I don’t know how recent these Bella Thorne rolling a joint in some titty hammock looking dress or shirt that’s totally see through, like her nipples, that we can shockingly see through her shit, despite being see through….

She’s a redhead, that’s how her skin tone works, it’s either that or freckled to fuck like Lohan, so you know you take what you get….

The Disney kid, turned porn peddler that still gets to maintain her positioning in the mainstream because her porn isn’t that bad…especially when she barely even show her big tits…and when she does she can play it off as fashion since everyone basically walks around tits out….because they are more interesting when their tits are out…it’s basic math and science equalling success fools…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne

2023

02

May

Leni and Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

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I assume these are some new or re-released pics from Leni Klum’s big debut as a big breasted young model with a famous mom for a model, which taps into a lot of perverted fantasies that I wouldn’t be surprised Heidi Klum is well aware of since she comes from an era of girls having to suck dick to get ahead, unless they were planted there to push agendas, which probably meant they had to suck dick to get ahead also, because ultimately, success comes with making dudes come…it’s basic science…even if you were created in a Nazi Germany Eugenics lab for this purpose….

The point is, people are pretty excited by the little Leni with the big tits who I guess is like 18 or 19 now, which is why she’s been stripped down with her mother’s approval, hell the mom’s in the pics with her, knowing being masturbation fodder for the masses is a lucrative career path…I mean look where it brought Heidi, why wouldn’t she want the same opportunities to her trust fund baby who doesn’t need the money to do life better or with more purpose, rather than just collecting an allowance!

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|Heidi Klum|HeidI Klum|Leni Klum

2023

02

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve been a firm believer that the tight pants has been the socially acceptable way for girls who want to show off their asses to show off their asses in what doesn’t feel like a slutty way, which basically means it’s a pervert innovation in pant….

Yes, girls have always worn tight pants, but it wasn’t until the YOGA PANT happened, that the tight pant was really at its best. It allowed asses to look better than ever and the girls with those asses to pretend that was what their asses looked like, giving boners to everyone…..

Since that happened 20 years ago, we’ve had leggings, we’ve had ATHLEISURE, it’s just so aggressively accepted socially, that we basically get to see pussy in the grocery store, or wherever you find your tight pant wearing women who MAY not even know they are showing off their assholes to random strangers since it’s been so normalized…

I think we’re at a point in time where they don’t even know they are producing masturbation fodder, that SPANK BANK memory or any of that….to them they are wearing pants…

These girls however, realize that tight pants are a fetish, are hot, are exciting and they they look good in it, so maybe they are the most important tight pant wearers out there, because they are REALISTS….and not pretending to not be jerk off material…like so many girls I’ve tried jerking off to who call me a creeper or call the police on me…I’m talking to you Victoria’s Secret in the Mall PATRONS….

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

02

May

Rachel Brosnahan in the See Through Shirt of the Day

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Rachel Brosnahan is the actress who got officially famous for being the Marvelous Mrs Maisel, an overhyped show that I’ve never seen, because female comedians have never really been anything I am interested in, not even when they are set in the 1950s or 60s and feature a housewife with a dream….TV shows are fake enough as it is and hard to get sucked into, so their revisionist history that I doubt follows the Whitney Cummings School of Comedy Course she should sell online, which involves “Suck off all the comics, so they want you on tour with them, for when they need their dicks sucked”…..that’s the only chapter of said course….

Anyway, I don’t watch the show, but I knew she had tits from her media tour and possible from clips from the show I’ve blocked out, and she brought those tits to the VERY important meeting of the RELEVANT MINDS that felt a little low class, like a costume party for fucking losers….HALLOWEEN IS IN OCTOBER YOU SATANIST FUCKS…and you know I’m into the TITTY shirt…

I just have one question…WHERE THE NIPS AT? Where the NIps AT? Where the NIPS AT?

I just did a remix of that Basement Jaxx song, because I’m fucking Weird Al up in here, not literally…but I would for a record deal….it’s how the industry works people.

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Posted in:Rachel Brosnahan

2023

02

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too.

I feel like I don’t have to say that, but I get called a queer for liking tiny tits, because when actual closet cases see tiny tits, they think of dudes….

Which I guess would be like being called a queer for liking to eat pussy, since real men don’t eat pussy, what are you some kind of faggot….only most faggots are scared of pussy and don’t eat pussy, as it terrifies them, so eating pussy is probably not as gay as it sounds to closet case bros…

I am a firm believer that tiny tits pack a big punch in a small package and I am committed to the endorsement of tiny tits in this world of big tit obsession…

Which I guess is pretty outdated, now that thinks like SI use fat, trans weirdness for empowerment…like they do their casting in the Walmart checkout line, you ghetto low class, low standard fucks…

TINY TITS THOUGH….hot.

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Posted in:TINY TITS