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2015

24

Nov

Jessica Hart’s Model Ass is Melting of the Day

Australian model and gold digger Jessica Hart was spotted on the beach of what I assume is Australia, since she’s Australian…

Her ass may look like it’s a grandmother’s ass, but the rest of her is 29…

We can blame the model diet of cocaine and starvation…with stints of working out in between…where they build up a fit body…only to lose the muscle mass…and end up…like a half full bag of jello…

There was a time when she was amazing, gap toothed and amazing, back in 2008 and 2009 where she did Victoria’s Secret, the biggest scam in Underwear…and Sports Illustrated, the biggest scam in bikini photoshoots…but in 2014 she talked shit on Taylor Swift performing at the VS Fashion show, and Taylor Swift, since she’s a cunt who doesn’t like people being mean to her, had her fired..which I guess is great…or at least better than her ass in these bikini pics…but then again..what isnt’…

I guess she doesn’t really care that much about work, since her boyfriend is Stavros Niacrchos, she’s been with him forever, and will never get rid of him, thanks to the billions, even if the homosexual and not just because he’s greek and Greek’s love anal, who dated Paris Hilton amongst pretty much everyone…meaning at least, out of all this, she’s landed Paris Hilton herpes….so fancy!!!

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2015

24

Nov

Hipster Sister of 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in a Low Rent Photoshoot of the Day

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Low rent model, Dani Thorne, is in a low rent Photoshoot, for what I assume is a low rent campaign, for a low rent company, or a low rent photographer, who like Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the mix, with what we can assume was a little jealousy, before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model for instagram, than a Disney Star…or whatever Bella Thorne is…becasue instagram is EVERYTHING…assholes..

I prefer when they ARE IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …but only because I have an sister fetish….

Posted in:Dani Thorne|SFW

2015

24

Nov

50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day

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I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain…

That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions..

Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it…

Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne…

All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram.

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2015

24

Nov

Lookin’ Good Kourtney Kardashian the Drunk of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that despite how broken down Kourtney Kardashian is, her drunk isn’t the beginning of the end for the family…even if she went off her rails and died in a drunk driving accident that killed a bunch of pre-schoolers including her own…the Kardashians would live on…Even if she went completely off the rails and got into mind altering drugs…or heroin or anything that made her manic..and she decided to kill off the family, to rid the world of the evil she felt guilty for…she’s probably only get through few of them before being taken out…thank to the mom’s active uterus…and widespread babies everywhere…they are impossible to get into the same room…

So this picture of her face…wasted…is nothing more than something to laugh at…which is too bad…because this good be so much more….like her dying…

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2015

24

Nov

Naked Women Breaks Into Hotel Rooms and Demands Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Robber Gets Caught

Black Woman VS Black Cops

Turkeys Shooting Russian Plane Down – Because Turkeys are Mad About Thanksgiving Slaughter

Turkeys Shooting Russian Pilots Who Ejected from Plane – Because Turkeys Are Mad About the Thanksgiving Slaughter

Close Call in California

Orphan Kangaroo Loves her Pouch

Kid Doesn’t Know How to Cross the Road

Suicide of the Day

Ship Loses Anchor Chain

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve decided the best way into the hearts of tinder girls is through poetry..

So I look at their profile picture and find something I can write poetry about…

Like this girl who is into “intersectionality & feminism or GTFO”….I mean that alone screamed LOVE…especially when I had to google intersectionality….

“the interconnected nature of social categorizations such as race, class, and gender as they apply to a given individual”

To which I wrote this poem:

Telling people to GTFO for not being into intersectionality and feminism…
Is going against the core values of intersectionality…
Because inclusion and diversity at their core are racism because they define people by their race and say “Join us”…
When real life is just letting people be and do what they want…
Wanna continue this coversation with my dick in your ass as I choke you…
Because I bet you’re also against slut shaming…
And I love Sluts…and shaming them…
This is a love poem.
It doesn’t Rhyme.
It is experimental.

Here are some morning links…

Fan Girls for the Virgin Losers
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Angelina Jolie May Be the Bride of Frankenstein
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Angelina Jolie in Menopause
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Dogs Playing in the First Snowfall
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Bella Hadid Big Rich Tits
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Jessica Hart’s Hard Nipple in a Bikini
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Rubiks Cube Champion of the World
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Money Suit Will Change the Way YOu See Humanity
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Girls VS Ice Cream
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Golden GIrl Panties.
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2015

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I play the gay best friend until…I get their confidence, their trust…and then I move in…

Like that time I used to prank call and ring the buzzer at the house of a girl I wanted to fuck….and who I had spent 2 weeks befriending…at 5 am…las week so that when she got scared, she’d call me in a panic, asking what to do, and I pretended I was asleep….and acted concerned…so I went over to “Protect her”…even though I can’t even protect myself from anything…only to stick my fingers in her when she finally fell asleep in the comfort of my arms…rapey…even with the unrapeable..even if it’s not rape…because rape is a myth…like a unicorn…right?

Let me man-splain things with the culturally appropriated stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps
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Miley Cyrus is Amazing in Concert
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Kendall Jenner in a Short Skirt
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Rose McGowan Bald….
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Check Out This Whore on the Beach
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Jessica Biel’s Got a Great Ass in Sweat Pants
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Eva Longoria – Mexican Whore – In Her Hottest Pics
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1000 Watt LED Flashlight
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Renee Olstead Huge Tits in a Shitty Photoshoot…
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Slutty Instagram
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Alexandra Daddario in Baywatch Movie…
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Pregnant Olivia Munn…
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Fire Tornado in Slow Motion
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Kate Beckinsale is Still Hot
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Bieber and Selena Gomez are Back Together
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Courtney Love Bieber…
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Kid Sings Australian National Anthem with Hiccups
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J.Lo’s Ass Implants in a White Dress
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The Muppets Sing Adele
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Miley CYrus COncert Insanity
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14 Year Old Wins at Rubiks Cube
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Shay Mitchell Legs….
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Katie Stevens Has Boobs!
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Charli XCX in Leotards….
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Most Internships are Illegal
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in a Bikini
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Bryanna Holly and Her WHore friends – in Bikinis
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Beyonce Has Tits
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Stranger Gives Homeless Man Lunch Everyday
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Joanna Krupa in a Sheer Dress
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Gwen Stefani – Pantsless
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Today in Huge Tits…
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Danica Topless and Naked….
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Greek Blowjob!
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Ghetto Amateur Dildo Fuck
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Trailer Trash Party….
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Big Dildo
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Nerdy Girl
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Nose Picking….
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2015

23

Nov

Britney Spears Yoga Pose for Christmas of the Day

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Britney Spears struck a Yoga Pose, as most white girls do, except in OTTAWA CANADA where they banned Yoga from a college because in being extremely PC, they’ve decided Yoga is cultural appropriation, like wearing a native Head dress…while half the people who banned the yoga class for diabled people, even after a re-name was suggested, had the hindi septum ring…and/or the wore the Hindi dot between their eyes…because White people are the fucking worst in their “inclusion”…without realizing Yoga is hot…

I guess Britney was stretching to deal with her mental illness her family convinced her she had – so that they could keep possession of her and her earnings….before making a public appearance…for Christmas…that she documented pretty extensively…even though Christmas is against the law in America….since it is not inclusive, but racist Southern Christians and their confederate flags…won’t give up on it yet….

The world is so stupid…HOWEVER…Britney’s parents aren’t…they got this all figured out…and they’re hicks…making me question you and your abilities.

If you want to watch the video…here…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

23

Nov

American Music Award Round-Up of the Day

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I know the American Music Awards were on last night because people were posting about it on my facebook. Three or four stories from the American Music Awards actually were “trending” on facebook, meaning people actually still care about this shit, even in a time when we have Netflix and other options…

I read that ABC was going to livestream the event, knowing that without doing that, no one would watch, and if no one watched, advertisers wouldn’t pay millions to sponsor, so I guess companies are finally realizing, like they did in the 50s, that if you give TV to people for free, you can run ads…and that the 4 or 5 decades of cable providers were just scamming viewers double dipping. Saying “Hey Pay Us to See Ads from Us”…assholes…

But there was a time when Dick Clark, before he was Ryan Seacrest, created this show as an offshoot to his American Bandstand and people took the AMAs seriously…like a legit event…because these people love their egos massaged with bullshit awards that make them feel more important amongst themselves..and that time was so fucking long ago…

For as long as I can remember, the AMAs were the bootleg award show, that even invited me to attend once..in 2006…because clearly they were desperate…and like with women, I discount anyone who lets me in them….

Either way, it’s been a pile of shit forever, celebs still participate because they like excuses to party and celebrate their industry as they scam the public, who watch hoping for a scandal..

Like the tree trending stories of “the girl crying in the awful Celine tribute to france”…the “Alanis Morisette and Demi Lovato duet”….the “Nicki Minaj dirty Look to J.Lo dancing to her song”…

This is what our world is coming to….what the fuck..there are real fucking issues out there..which is why I refuse to watch or participate in any of this bullshit and encourage you to not participate either…unless it’s looking at the slutty pics the next day, because slutty pics, even associated with shitty awards or even shitty porn or even shitty clubs or strip clubs…are worth looking at…I mean even if it was the most terrible ISIS, terrorizing and murdering the west, much like the AMAS, I’d still watch the slutty pics associated with it…because I like slutty behavior..

Yes, I just said that American Music Awards are like ISIS…attacking our freedom..the real cultural terrorists…here are some of the pics..

TO SEE ALL THE PICS BECAUSE YOU DON’T WATCH THIS SHIT EITHER
CLICK HERE

Ciara, Elle Goulding, Hailee Steinfeld, Chirstina Milian, Gwen Stefani, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Olivia Holt, Gigi Hadid, J.Lo…who gives a fuck…

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: epa05038109 US singer Christina Milian arrives for the 2015 American Music Awards at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, USA, 22 November 2015. EPA/MIKE NELSON

We can all agree – these people are better on mute…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS BECAUSE YOU DON’T WATCH THIS SHIT EITHER
CLICK HERE

Posted in:American Music Awards|SFW

2015

23

Nov

Even a Dog with Balls Won’t Look at Kate Upton’s Ass of the Day

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I make fun of Kate Upton for being the most overrated, pig of a model, who is plus sized but in denial..because for some reason the industry forces some girls to starve themselves, other girls to call themselves plus sized, yet Kate Upton, who is huge, even monster sized, gets the cover of magazines like Vogue, and is jerked off to by many because she’s got huge doughy tits, that match her doughy body, but that are so doughy, people eat them up like cookie dough, that’s probably what they are made of….despite her not even being hot…

She’s in movies, she’s rich as fuck…and she’s gross…especially in her leggings…that even a dog, who normally eats garbage and panties, sniffing old periods and yeast infections on the laps of women everywhere…but wants nothing to do with this…

I guess in a lot of ways…this dog is the oracle…it just gets it..

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