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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was at a bar last night…and some girl approached me. She was 19…and decided to cuddle up to me, a stranger, and tell me how she’s a sex addict…and when I tried to pawn her chubby ass on my friend, he told her that he would fuck her, but only with a condom because young girls, who grew up on porn…never use condoms and he doesn’t trust them…especially when they say they are sex addicts…

To which she said, she refuses to wear condoms, she hates condoms and that Aids isn’t a death sentence…and that she fucked 9 people the last month and has only had Chlamydia twice…

What?

Right…

Go into the weekend with that…fuck everyone…get herpes…they are 19…it’s almost worth it..

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Christina Milian Bondage
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Charli XCX has a Nice Outfit On
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Juliette Lewis is Amazing
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Adele’s New Song – Filmed in Montreal – Already Won 6 Grammys
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Friends Hold a Funeral for their Friend Who Disappeared After Getting a Girlfriend
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Lingerie GIrl Smoking Weed…
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Nicky Hilton is a Rothschild…ILLUMINATI
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Nerdy Things That Still Haven’t Become Cool
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Kate Mara – Boring as Fuck
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Demi Lovato – Boring as Fuck
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Just a Guy and a Machete Dealing With his Problems
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Jessica Beil in Huge Booty
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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless!
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2015

Oct

Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day

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Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz…

She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career….

I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with…

Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil..

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2015

Oct

Avril Lavigne Pumpkin Patch Tit Flash of the Day

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It’s Halloween and the fame whores are ALREADY MILKING IT ….because it is the time of year that they can get coverage for being basic fucking fame whores, with an excuse to dress slutty, even with Halloween a week away…

EXAMPLE:

Now the Pumpkin patch in LA is the key place for people to be seen by the paparazzi, so if they are there, it’s to be seen….you see they have assistants who can do this for them…and I highly doubt they really care that much about choosing the perfect pumpkin…not to mention…there are pumpkins in every fucking store…so this is an intentional look at her “Lyme Disease”…Canadian…and Tainted by Nickelback tit…overrated teen angst in her 40s tit…because people still love Avril Lavigne and her tits…something I’ll never quite grasp…but can handle looking at her tit..because tits…

Sure it’s uneventful, sure it could be an accident, sure it could be she’s not fame whoring or trying to get noticed because she doesn’t miss the days of being relevant and making huge money…sure it may not be a reminder…but I will say with confidence…that this is the best thing she’s ever done..in the history of her life…which isn’t saying much, since her music sucks, but you know what I mean…

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2015

Oct

Martha Hunt’s Upper Thigh for L’Officel of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the last American models, who is still tall and thin and amazing to look at…almost a blast of from the past when you factor in how the modern American woman is built…which is all booty…..thick legs and big booty..even the whit girls even the skinny girls…and every once in a while, we need a reminder of the past…in the form of long, skinny legs, with that inner thigh muscle…pulsating in a way that just makes me want to lick my way up to her soul, despite fearing her soul, because in being a model, and under 25, she’s probably fucked some sketchy rich dude dick all without a condom…but I’d still go for it..because dirty pig girls are all I know….and they NEVER look like this…so I think that means love just happened.

Here she is for a magazine that I guess Victoria’s Secret outsourced her to work…to help build her celebrity…makes sense.

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2015

Oct

Flashback Friday Beyonce’s Cameltoe for Jay Z of the DAy

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Beyonce is the fucking worst…but she doesn’t think that, or doesn’t want you to think that, so her and her team, the masters in marketing and manipulation have made the general public think she’s some kind of queen, or goddess or DIVA…here to save the fucking world with big booty, and cleary big pussy, so hungry in it’s attempt to stay fit that it’ll eat anything it gets its lips on, because Beyonce has a responsibility to compete with Jay Z’s other girlfriend Rihanna…a fight that’s been going on for a decade now…

So the other night, when performing at his event for his app, for free…she pulled out her big mom pussy…for the world to see…hoping to make him stop cheating on her…and I think that cameltoe, because it comes with so much meaning, is the highlight of the week…

Mmmmmmmmom pussy…..has recently become my favorite kind of pussy because mom’s are so fucking horny, trying to be sexy and have sex appeal, dealing with their hormones and competing with the youth, even fucking they youth, because they already have the kid out of their system, and just want to come…not to mention they are easy to fist and I love fisting….

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2015

Oct

Phoebe Price is Taped Up for Me of the Day

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I woke up to being tagged on a picture of Phoebe Price wearing a duct tape, or whatever kind of tape, bikini….on her instagram…

As erotic as Pheobe Price wearing a bondage style, tape outfit….is on its own…

The fact that she went out of her way, to call me out on it, because she wanted me to see it..makes it all that much hotter. It’s like the lights around us go out and all that exists in the world is just me and Phoebe…staring at each other as if we are the last people on earth…her all hot and half naked hot, despite being in her 40s, that body is perfect…and me wondering how fun it would be to pull that tape off her…especially around her pussy…giving making her tingle with excitement as I stare at her….only to lead to her first sex tape…something that is surprising if you look at her career of working the paparazzi better and harder than the Kardashians….but not surprising when you know she’s just a good southern girl living her life…something that is harder to see…when she’s gagged and wearing tape across her mouth….a sex tape that I would hope would get one of her final eggs pregnant…linking me and her together for eternity as our love and combined DNA…take on the famewhoring world…

She’s a goddess..I’m in love…and yes Phoebe..I see what you wanted me to see…and I want to see more…

This is so crazy!

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2015

Oct

Kylie Jenner is a Joker of the Day

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And by joker I mean whore…

So bitch is posting half naked pics of herself for what I assume is her “fashion” app, where bitch posts half naked pics of herself for people who pay for half naked pics of her…

We used to call these “teen model” site…where creeps would sign up and barely interract with photoshoots of a handful of these girls who NEVER got naked…because they’d wait and wait and wait until the girl posted a pussy pic…month after month..paying the 30 dollar fee…

My favorite was a girl named Kate’s Playground, she follows me on Twitter…it was a big day in my life because I used to jerk off to her amazing tits in an era when non nude model sites were a thing…before the business model was pawned off on the youngest daughter of the biggest fame whore, stage mom, money maker ever…

The whole thing is so desperate…but it works…the general public are fucking idiots..and have created this..an 18 year old rich girl with a rolls royce and all kinds of things…whoring herself like a street whore..not quite sad enough for my liking…I’m eager for the drug overdoses when she officially goes off the rails!!!

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2015

Oct

Emma Roberts Does Hip and Young to Stay Relevant for Teen Vogue of the Day

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Academy award winning deadbeat dad Eric Roberts made this Emma Roberts character…and her aunt Julia Roberts…we can assume gave her a career…because as her dad was doing D List movies and cocaine and hookers…aunt Julia was the biggest thing in Hollywood and not just because of that mouth…and average at best looks…but because they chose her to be that person…

That doesn’t mean that Emma Roberts isn’t hard working, she probably has to be, to help pay her dad’s mortgage…you know due to hitting rock fucking bottom all the time….throw the young girl into the mix, get her famous and in movies and on TV…

I think her little teen body, despite being 24, is kind of hot. She’s positioned herself as a fashion social media star, she’s hireable, fuckable, even if crazy, angry, broken, filled with daddy issues and I like her little body despite being 24…and these pics, fucking typical…her outfits…fucking typical…but she’s plastic and from Hollywood, what do you fucking expect…she can’t have a soul…not her fault…

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2015

Oct

Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this…

Here she is on Practicing Abstinece

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2015

Oct

I Thought Charlotte McKinney was Exclusive a Bootleg Hooters Girl of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney, who has already done some work with Carl’s Jr on a viral video that happens to be the biggest thing she’s ever done, and the video happened after she was cast for Dancing With the Stars as the tits to get husbands to watch the show, with their wives, because wives who watch shows like Dancing with the Stars, are usually married to the simple minded retard that gets excited seeing a big set of tits, because his life fucking sucks and tits don’t…especailly when they are the only thing you’re allowed to stare at because they are on your wife’s stories, and if they were on a hooker, a girl you sext, or a co-worker, it would be very against the church you go to on Sundays…

I guess what I am saying is that Charlotte McKinney happens to be a rich kid from Florida with a tax evading father in the Bahamas jewelery business….who with her tits managed to take her Florida trash to LA…and with her rich friends who like tits…to get on TV…when really she belongs in middle state Florida bootleg Hooters…in some small Gator town…too small for a Hooters franchise…but not too small for big tits serving you wings…

Insead, she’s in national campaigns for some other white trash fast food brand….which is still garbage trash…but too high profile for this pile of sloppy, big titty, stripper that never was tits…

She makes no sense to me…but I get that people are still tit obsessed in a world where so many girls have huge tits all over social media..who fucking cares to make them famous for it…keep them struggling, it’s how they get more and more naked/dirty/ porny…

We’re fucking with the natural cycle…of natural tit worth and value of a whore exploiting herself for titty fame…Garbage.

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