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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2015

Oct

Lamar Odom Sold Out By the Hookers of the Day

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So the hookers at the Bunny Ranch sold off some selfies they took of Lamar Odom dying in the whore house, because you can never trust a whore after you fall asleep, especially when they were paid by the Kardashians to knock you the fuck out, because the first chance they have to sell it to the Kardashian media contacts through the Kardashian publicists because the Kardashians like this storyline, it’s good for business…and the fact that the Kardashians exist is all your fault…

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2015

Oct

Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

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I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be…

You’ve already seen the pics…

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2015

Oct

Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

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Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it….

You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons..

She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas…

Either way, she does it for America or because of America..

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2015

Oct

Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day

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Her name is Bridgit Mendler…She’s a Disney Star and she signed with the corrupt, twisted, powerful, brain washing, evil empire in 2009, when she was 15….

Working for Disney means more than just being well trained, hard working and even hireable in the entertainment industry, despite being on shitty tv shows…it means more than just being exploited by parents who spent the first 15 years of their lives conditioning them to be accepted by Disney, even in a secondary role…it means more than the execs at Disney who have been rumored to be pedophiles and the whole foundation of Disney based on pedophilia…which I guess brainwashing kids is a key component of…it means that dads who are forced to watch this shit with their kids…because their lives suck and the only way they know how to spend quality time with their kid is in front of their big screen TV…it’s the american way…that leads to jerk off sessions in the bathroom when the rest of the family is sleeping…craving the Disney young pussy…

Well, I guess Bridgit Mendler, is either trying to redefine her career…breaking free from the brand that made her and that lent her to this Undateable show…because they own her…and that’s how it works…and the second they let her free, she’s out flashing her ass for the world….because all actors are whores…and now every dad around the country that watched her smutty TV when she was on Disney get what Disney never showed them….

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2015

Oct

Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day

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I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like…

I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind…

I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing…

I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway

But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment…

So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back…..

I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout…

Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered..

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2015

Oct

Porn Channel in Lisbon Airport And Other Videos of the DAy

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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY – on Live Canadian Election TV

Dude Sucker Punches Bouncer

Cigarette Fail of the Day

Big Fight on the New Jersey Train

Teens Beat an Old Lady

Drunk Indian Cop in Piss

Barge Gets Split in Half

Girl Loses Bet….Answers Door Topless…

Road Rage of the Day

Giants Fan Gets Hat Snatched

Bully Learns a Quick LEsson

Mom Of the Day

Bouncer Gets Stabbed

Girl On drugs of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day

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Canada just voted a pot smoking, snowboarding, gym teacher to run the country…because his dad once ran the government…and rich kids always succeed, which is a lot like America…only in America your gym teacher had a law degree, was a Bush, an got elected because his dad once ran the government was not quite as smart or well spoken as a gym teacher who smokes pot…

Not that government actually matter…it’s a dated system…but naked girls matter…they will always matter…and that’s why I’m here..

So here are some links…

John Oliver Discusses Canadian Election
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This Girl Who Likes Halloween…
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Carrot Grating on Women’s Asses
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Girls and Guns…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Is Gonna Get Paid Out from Marrying that Cash Cow
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Hot Blonde in Jeans
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Amy Schumer Steals Jokes
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The New Star Wars Trailer That You’ve Already Seen…
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Cute Girl and Her Dance Moves
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Pumpkin Carving with a Rifle
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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A girl asked me to melt her cellulite on her ass with my cum…. I guess that’s how she sexts, playing off her imperfections by turning them into a challenge for my cum to take…in a “cum on my ass”…without wanting to say “cum on my ass”..

I guess what she doesn’t realize is that the only thing my cum melts is a girl’s self worth..

Here are some links…

Thigh Gaps!
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Beiber Thinks His Dad Should Be Proud of His Dick…Cuz he’s Not 11
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Girls in Cars Smoking Weed
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Bieber was Suffering “Shrinkage” During his Dick Pic
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Ciara is Wet and Slutty
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Tit Gets Grabbed
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Tits On TV!
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Slut of the Day
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Intense Panty Flash
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Salma Hayek – Big Tits
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April Love Geary in a Bikini
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Terry Richardson is Having Twins…
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Deer Plays with a Ball
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There is a Star Wars 7 Boycott!
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Huge Fucking Tits!
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Celine Dion and Her Twins..
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The Goofiest ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes
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40 Random Pics
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People Love the Larry David SNL Skit
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Ab Fab is Doing a Movie
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Girls in Glasses…
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Bai Ling is the Joker…
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Iggy Azalea Tits..
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Junk That Turned Out to Be Worth a Fortune
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Jurassic World 1978 Trailer
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Some Chick Named Rachel Sanders in a Bikini Being a Whore
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Adele is Releasing New Album….
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The Artist Behind Goosebumps
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Michaela Schafer for Oktoberfest
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The 21 Greatest Wheel of Fortune FAILs Ever
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J.Lo Dumpy Tits
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Extreme Close Up of Incense Burning
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Madonna and Sean Penn are Boning Again
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Spme Chick Named April Love in a Bikini in Miami…
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Demi Lovato Shitty See Through
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Nina Dobrev in a Blue Dress
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Eva Amurri Tits
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Dude Bikes a Ghost Town – Pretty Amazing
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Toni Garrn in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Annalynne’s Sister’s Tit
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Corgi Hates the Mini Pumpkin!
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Kimberly Garner Ass in Bikini Bottoms
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Lamar Odom is Going to Live
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Melanie Iglesisas Cleavage.
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Jessica Alba is a Whore
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Shay Mitchell Shitty Photoshoot for Buzzfeed of the Day
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Side Boob…and Side Boobs
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Betty White and Tits
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Alison Tyler Big Tits
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Topless Chick in Greece
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Demi Lovato bare Ass for Vanity Fair
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Cyst Compilation
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Slutty Beyonce
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You’ll Never Believe This Hot Body, It’ll Blow Your Mind, Guess My Favorite Part, Click Bait…
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See Through in Punlic
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Underboob and Weed
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All I Need is BBW
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WATCH CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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2015

Oct

Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

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Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are…

It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old…

If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck…

Either way, her body is amazing…

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2015

Oct

Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

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I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit…

In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked…

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