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2015

02

Nov

Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day

I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

Ava Sambora:

Bella Thorne:

Elizabeth Gilles:

Francia Rasia:

Who the fuck are these people?

Kira Kosarin:

Leven Rambin:

McKayla Maroney:

Miranda Cosgrove:

Olivia Grace:

Olivia Holt:

Sarah Hyland – Here’s one I know…

Sarah Shahi

Stella Hudgens:

Victoria Justice and Madison Reed:

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2015

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t celebrated Halloween in terms of getting in a costume since I was 12 years old, I get drunk everyday…so it is all the same shit…

I have no interest in fun, especially with all the other idiots who are having fun.

Sure, I love half naked girls, who are acting “in character”…and being fun…but too much shit comes with it making it an awful, puke filled, frat party…usually staring women pushing 40..

So I stay home and lock down….

We live in a world of sluts who are sluts every day…

We don’t need halloween to get them into slut gear….

We just need social media….but I guess people, now that they are content producers, need a reason or a theme to keep their instagram interesting…and Halloween it is..

I do love Candy…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Artist Replaces Celebrities with Younger Selves
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Olivia Wilde’s Bare Ass
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Darth Vader Fails
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LeBron James as Prince
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Some Vile Bitch Named Tuna in a Bikini
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Rick Ross Has Connections..
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Prankster Terrifies Mom…
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Taylor Swift Dressed Like a Chicken
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Suicide Bomber Costume Goes Over Well…
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Parents Scaring Kids
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Nicki Minaj Posted a Video of Her Telling Someone in a Wheel Chair to Walk
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Girls in Lingerie
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2015

30

Oct

25 Bootleg Costumes and the stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Halloween….and all you’ll be doing is handing out candy to girls you’ll probably creep on in 10 years when they are 16…Born in 2000 is the new goal….Y2k…you fucking creep…you should be registered…

It’s Halloween…and I am clearly getting very fucking old, desensitized, bitter, angry, bored, uninterested….because I do not care that every girl and woman is going to be dressed half naked because they can…

It is always the same fucking costumes, nothing blows me away or even makes me laugh…the giant Maxipad costume was disgusting, and dressing like Jared from Subway won’t make the parents in teh neighborhood laugh…but other than that…boring…

There are half naked girl who won’t fuck you all over the internet…and I guess in everyday life…making everyday Halloween…in a “what are you dressed as”….”an instagram hooker”…

But I guess real life amongst people who are going all out because they want the prize instagram pic…trying hard for liked even in real life (IRL)….could be worst…I mean we could all be in snow suits…and I’ll take lingerie over clothes…any day…

So the point of this post is to whine about how uncreative people are, celebrate that girls are sluts without halloween, realize that halloween is just an extension of these people’s instagram accounts so they will try harder to slut extra hard, which is better than snow suits…

#betterthansnowsuits….

Now don’t go out there and take advantage of girls #rapeculture….just make them sign a consent form before sticking your dick in their drunken horny rubbing on you hustle…not that you have to worry about that…

Here are some stepLINKS…for Halloween…Spooky….but not as spooky as this:

I’m dressing like you for Halloween…and fucking everyone…..here’s 26 bootleg costumes…

Here are some stepLINKS

Some Bat Bitch with a Big Fat Ass in Lingerie
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Some Pics from the Playboy Halloween Party
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Top 10 Horror Movie masks
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Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash…
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Dianna Agron Topless Titties…
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Charlotte McKInney Big Tits…
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SLut of the Day
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Harrison Ford in a Hot Dog Outfit Talking About Star Wars
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The Cast of The Today Show Dressed Like the Peanuts – Weird…
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Strong Mother Fucker
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The Best Pot Head Costumes
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GIrls in LIngerie Dressed Like the Ninja Turtles
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Fast Food Restaurant Dresses Up Like McDonalds
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Fucked Up Car Accident of the Day
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Renee Olstead Tits…
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Puppy for Cat Day
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Out of Focus Pussy
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Kate Bosworth Legs
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Sophie Simmons Hard Nipples
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Charlize Theron Sex Robot from the Future
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Monkey Penis at the Safari
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The Game’s Eggplant
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Dude is Pissed Abotu Teens Tresspassing
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Liz Hurley Slut
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Runaway Pumpkin Video
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Katie Holmes has an Old Battered Face…Thanks Scientology
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Camel REscue Goes Wrong
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Everything You Know About Addiction is Wrong
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Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn’t Realize Halloween is Tomorrow – Dumb CUnt
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Angelique Morgan Has a Dick…
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Gigi Hadid Victoria’s Secret Audition…
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Five Night’s at Freddy’s in Real Life
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Oprah Has a Secret Son
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Woman with Bear Repellant
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Some Belarusian Slut
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Farrah Abraham’s New Nose
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Big Tits Smoke Weed
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Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits
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2 Minutes of Big Ass
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Slut Dressed Like Skeleton
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Girl Shits Herself While Playing Video Game Dancing
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Naked Fight
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Porn GIF of the Day
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How Much Did She Get Paid to Do This
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Pammy Lee Got Big Tits
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Headless Chick Jerking Off for Halloween…
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2015

30

Oct

Kim Kardashian Cock Tease Costume of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a cocktease…posting pictures of her in her halloween costume – where she’s a fame whoring skeleton, when I’d say the majority of people with a brain would love if she was a skeleton…dead in a ditch somewhere instead of what she is…but unfortunately for smart people..they only make up 5% of the population, while the rest of America are so dumb and sad that they think she’s part of their pathetic family…that they are in this with them…

It’d also be nice if she was a skeleton, because it would mean the satan child in her womb would be on the floor somewhere…dying…as it should…because it is clearly nothing but evil…garbage…

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2015

30

Oct

Dianna Agron from Glee’s Nude Scene with Paz de La HIV of the Day

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She’s some trash from Glee trying to make herself a legitimate actor…or just taking any work she can get…you know play a retard lesbian with gender issues and a rapist father living on the streets and bitch goes from typecast on Glee…to legitimate…at least that’s what I assume is going here…besides getting AIDS from Paz de la Huerta who has AIDS…

A young woman’s (Dianna Agron) friendship with a drug-dealing drifter (Paz de la Huerta) evolves into a lesbian romance.

In an era of DVD, that would have gone straight to DVD, now it’ll be something you jerk off to on Netflix…garbage..

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2015

30

Oct

Stepfather Presents ‘Motel Hell” Teaser of the Day

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This is a teaser of Motel Hell – a movie that will be out next year…

I may be a terribly lazy person, who likes sitting on my couch and drinking, hating everything hollywood, but I managed to partner up with director Dom Cappelletti and sell a fucking movie….called Motel Hell.

This is the Teaser….

That’s right….I’m going to Hollywood motherfuckers..don’t worry I’ll film the casting couch….desperate girls are my favorite too.

No one takes me seriously, I’m one big joke, blocked by everyone on social media, but that’s all about to change….

If I had emotions, I’d be more excited, but I will say that I’ve been wanting to do a horror movie pretty much my entire life…they are cheap, terrifying, full of tits, and the only movies worth watching, so what better day to announce the big news….than on Halloween.

Yes. I am going to be the next Ben Affleck and Matt Damon meets Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp if they were broke, Mexican dudes who have a blog…and sex will be bought with all the money I make.

I’d like to thank you all in advance for making these dreams come true….the support is what managed to allow me to focus on my dreams and make them come true….I do it all for you. I’d also like to thank Jesus Martinez my lord and savior…

So brace yourself, get ready for next year. It’s going to be huge…this is your warning…

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2015

30

Oct

Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money BTS Torture Scene of the Day

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Here’s a clip of Rihanna doing the a torture scene half naked for her Bitch Better Have My Money video…that I guess she decided to release on Halloween because it is appropriate content for Halloween, and appropriate content for Rihanna, because any excuse for her to get in the media naked, she’s into…it probably reminds her of when she was a teen prostitute…or a rumored teen prostitute because how else would a girl from the islands with average talent end up in NYC as a massive popstar working for Jay Z….in an era before the internet really made people famous…so there is a backstory…I just don’t know it and never will and don’t really care…as long as I can see her tits…tits that inspire the youth…her fans…

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2015

30

Oct

Arianna Grande Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

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Arianna Grande has a new video that is going “viral”…but probably not as viral as her pussy…you see, after being what I imagine was a well-trained Disney Star…she went on to date rappers who I have met and who have told me their cheating on Arianna Grande stories…before she moved onto date a black guy with a massive cock…all while a porn chick on set told me that she’s a fucking whore…

When a porn chick on a porn set says a girl is a whore…you know she’s a fucking whore…especially when she was fucking one of the guys Grande was….

Either way, she’s American hating, and in Hating America, she might as well make a slutty video showing off her ass in panties…trying to be sexy, because you know, she’s not all that bad to look at if you’re staring at her ass..

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2015

30

Oct

McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day

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I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney….

I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work…

I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way…

I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian…

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2015

30

Oct

Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day

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Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place…

She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics..

The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly…

So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up..

But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine…

This is for CLICK HERE

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