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2015

05

Oct

Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day

I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture…

I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that….

But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair….

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway…

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2015

05

Oct

Gigi Hadid Caged Tits of the Day

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I guess Gigi Hadid thought she looked good in this outfit…because she posted a lot of pics of it..

Or maybe this look was paid for and a sponsored by whatever brand she’s wearing…and her instagram push was part of the deal…

Or maybe she’s just trying to give the designer attention, so he books her for a campaign, and she can in turn feel of value…

But I think all that matters is caged in titties…I likes dresses that do that to titties…it turns them into little criminals that need to be fenced in a locked up like how I treat girls in my basement…bad titties….even if the tits are overrated, spoiled by her rich dad who bought her career..and spoiled and suckled on by a Jonas brother, in rich and young, emotionally uncomfortable people…

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Here’s her sister…

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2015

05

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit…

A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple…

That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2015

05

Oct

Pregnant Kate Upton Left the House of the Day

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When you’re too fat to live….as a model…but you like your celebrity…that you bought cuz your family is rich…you have limited options…to justify your existence…because you don’t want to be called plus sized…no one wants to be called plus sized…even when plus sized is in trend…because fat girls never shut the fuck up and make us think they are legitimate people..

I called Kate Upton out when she launched, she was 18 years old…I could tell by her weird hips and back, that it was a matter of time the belly would catch up…and it did…but she still gets work…America loves fat tits…so much they’ve accepted her…because fat is the new fit…

That said, the best way to justify the fat…instead of just working out…is to blame it on pregnancy…and based on her leaked nudes…she’s slutty enough to take loads inside her….and I guess this is her big reveal…literally…

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2015

05

Oct

Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day

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I don’t remember who Carla Gugino is…

But her titties are in the sand…

So that makes her a real somebody to me…

I think she may be in the

This reminds me of this video…the best video to have happened today…

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2015

05

Oct

Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day

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Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert…

Here she is getting a massage…

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2015

05

Oct

Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…

All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it..

Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare.

VIA P Magazine

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2015

05

Oct

Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day

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Who the fuck is Taylor Hills….

No one knows…

She’s the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of. One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…where they are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same…..

But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval..it makes them feel like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn…but then again who isn’t…even though she doens’t have that much sex appeal…we call it Anne Hathaway sex appeal…it doesn’t exist…but I would still watch her get her throat fucked..

Here’s more “instagrammy” vibe because that’s the mainstream now..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hills

2015

05

Oct

Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is a model…and she goes to events in see through shirts..for the paparazzi…because she’s got huge tits, and huge tits are meant to be seen…

Apparently, she’s also overweight, and has always been overweight, but seeing as she’s Gene Simmons the billionaire from KISS’ daughter, which has nothing to do with her ability to become a model…as people would totally hire her without her being from KISS…right….all these celebrity rich kids who were on TV because of their family…establish themselves on their own…without their connections…or their last name…

It’s all them…and in Sophie’s case…ALL OF HER….is A LOT of her…but I think there’s something lovely about her,

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2015

05

Oct

Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

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If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers….

The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off…

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