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2015

05

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit…

A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple…

That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing…

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2015

05

Oct

Pregnant Kate Upton Left the House of the Day

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When you’re too fat to live….as a model…but you like your celebrity…that you bought cuz your family is rich…you have limited options…to justify your existence…because you don’t want to be called plus sized…no one wants to be called plus sized…even when plus sized is in trend…because fat girls never shut the fuck up and make us think they are legitimate people..

I called Kate Upton out when she launched, she was 18 years old…I could tell by her weird hips and back, that it was a matter of time the belly would catch up…and it did…but she still gets work…America loves fat tits…so much they’ve accepted her…because fat is the new fit…

That said, the best way to justify the fat…instead of just working out…is to blame it on pregnancy…and based on her leaked nudes…she’s slutty enough to take loads inside her….and I guess this is her big reveal…literally…

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2015

05

Oct

Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day

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I don’t remember who Carla Gugino is…

But her titties are in the sand…

So that makes her a real somebody to me…

I think she may be in the

This reminds me of this video…the best video to have happened today…

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2015

05

Oct

Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day

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Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert…

Here she is getting a massage…

BENSO

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2015

05

Oct

Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…

All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it..

Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare.

VIA P Magazine

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2015

05

Oct

Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day

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Who the fuck is Taylor Hills….

No one knows…

She’s the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of. One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…where they are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same…..

But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval..it makes them feel like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn…but then again who isn’t…even though she doens’t have that much sex appeal…we call it Anne Hathaway sex appeal…it doesn’t exist…but I would still watch her get her throat fucked..

Here’s more “instagrammy” vibe because that’s the mainstream now..

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2015

05

Oct

Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day

Sophie Simmons is a model…and she goes to events in see through shirts..for the paparazzi…because she’s got huge tits, and huge tits are meant to be seen…

Apparently, she’s also overweight, and has always been overweight, but seeing as she’s Gene Simmons the billionaire from KISS’ daughter, which has nothing to do with her ability to become a model…as people would totally hire her without her being from KISS…right….all these celebrity rich kids who were on TV because of their family…establish themselves on their own…without their connections…or their last name…

It’s all them…and in Sophie’s case…ALL OF HER….is A LOT of her…but I think there’s something lovely about her,

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2015

05

Oct

Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

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If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers….

The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off…

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2015

05

Oct

Izabel Goulart Works It Hard of the Day

A couple of weeks ago, Izabel Goulart did a staged paparazzi shoot because I guess she wanted to get into the media, all these people do, it’s all about following and media hit, that’s how these girls get paid…that’s how these girls get paid…especially when they are old as fuck…

I guess if it’s not doing slow motion half naked fitness videos with zero relevance and zero fitness tips..but an amazing, tight, fit, magical body being exploited by herself because it’s all she knows….

I mean this pouring a bottle of water on herself is just ridiculous, she’s mocking us…sure she’s in a bikini…but she’s mocking us!!!! This is not real…

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2015

05

Oct

Pro Rape Activist at Amber Rose Slut Walk As She Acts Her Way Through a Speech of the Day

Thick, disgusting, gold digging stripper from philly who doesn’t need to strip now that she’s gold dug with rappers…she’s taken her fame whoring to getting knocked up by rappers…set with solid child support for the next 18 years….

Amber Rose….

The entity that exists, but that barely exists, who has a bit of a fan base, because people are just that aggressively into “celebrity”…that they’ll even follow and identify with their talentless fat ass..as if she matters…all because rappers fucked her…That’s fucked….

But not as fucked as her…literally and figurative, who cleverly tried to embrace the “slut” she’s shamed for being, by doing a campaign, or event , or walk that I guess the LA radio promoted aggressively….because LA is ridiculous….and is basically run by the idea of raging teen girls fans…and the want to fuck them and take their money…so anyone will suck onto anything….even aspiring actors responding to a casting call…in a free performance as “Amber Rose’s Audience”….

The premise of the event:

“Outrage Toward Issues of Sexual Violence, Gender Inequality, Derogatory labeling and Victim Blaming”.

The reality, people call me a whore and always have, people call porn chicks and strippers whore, because they always have, we should unite as sex workers, and just girls who fuck rappers, which I guess she’s saying is like sex work, and celebrate our sexual identity, because cyber bullying is wrong…slut shaming is wrong…

But EVERYONE is a fucking slut, especially this young generation, and the idea of it being empowering to get fucked aggressively by random dudes who don’t respect you, is not accurate and really just misogynistic ideals…”get banged out, it’s cool, we’re empowered, we’re girls! No man will marry you, but they’ll fuck you, they just won’t cum inside you, but they may spit on you, but don’t worry, abuse porn is totally normal kids, it’s what you need to cum, since you’ve all been masturbating to porn since you were 7, thanks Internet”….

So this generation of half retards who all want to be activists, but are also more interested in getting that selfie, and herpes, while showing their tits because it gets like, leading and running with to a bunch of flimsy politics, like “fat shaming, cyber bullying, trolling, slut shaming, etc”…..

Sometimes people are fucking sluts, sometimes heroin addicts are fucking addicts…it’s not that complicated…and I’ll tell you every slut I’ve known, and I love sluts, so I’ve known alot, I just try not to stick my dick in them…always end up sad at the end of the slut train…this goes for porn people, strippers and everyday girls who fuck a a lot…they are always sad when they are honest to themselves…

Also, why can’t people just be themselves, why can’t they fuck who they want, dress how they want, be teased but not listen to it, by men who apparently “LOVED” her but really just told her lies to get her to be a slut for them….why do they need to stage walks, and campaigns…accepting broken behavior…

I know why Amber Rose did it, she saw opportunity, as her pussy does, in her pussy to create a publicity stunt around herself,”let’s milk these idiot kids with the fact that I fuck and get pregnant by rappers, and make it a cause”…By doing a “walk”….

Here’s the stupidity…with her talking about loving porn and that porn sluts aren’t sluts…but rather girls doing what they love…even though I’ve met pornstars and they are all sluts…and will admit to being sluts and just pretend it is empowering…to live with themselves…

I hate that people need to justify their actions, instead of just dealing with people commenting on the content they put out on social media, if you put it out there, you can instil negative opinions, and the fact that you put it out there, means we can react to it, if she just kept shit to herself, and didn’t use social media for money and ego, no one would be “slut shaming her’…no one would rememberher…

I hate that nothing can just be, everything needs to be rationalized, explained, justified, defended…like fuck off, live your life..

Here she is breaking down about dating Kanye, about how she did it for love because that’s what her heart and his level of fame and fortune told her and Whiz her husband who came in her life…and who she is friends with because she signed a contract to get paid out to not talk shit on him…because whores can be bought…all for calling her a stripper in one of his songs because she’s a stripper…and about some dude named Darnell who got her 14 year old ass on her knees and shoved his dick in her face…This bitch seems like the kind of girl who just doesn’t shut the fuck up…

All this to say, I know these signs were handed out to the crowd…I know she’s still milking her past relationships….to get attention…it’s all she has, it’s all she’s worth, and her past relationships are the only reason she exists…

“I do this for you, I do all This For You”

Why do people buy into this shit. Shut the fuck up…slut…creating problems out of nothing…

Amber’s mom….is the best one…holding a sign in reference to Kanye saying he needed 30 showers after Amber to fuck Kim, who had 30 golden showers from every black guy she’s ever fucked before Kanye, but he can’t say Kim’s as big a whore as Amber, it’s bad for his home life…

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