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2015

02

Oct

Selena Gomez Creepy Announcement of the Day

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Oct 1, 2015 at 11:59am PDT

Selena Gomez released this video of how excited she is to announce her North American tour for her shitty new album that I assume she just released, when she found the time, since she’s been busy sucking Taylor Swift’s dick…because as Taylor Swift’s career will prove…she’s a master manipulator…and as Selena Gomez’s recent interview in some magazine where she was quoted saying she idolizes Taylor Swift…because I guess Taylor Swift made it without being a product of Disney…and is her new Walt…or Mickey to idolize and to follow….to get through this hard, entertainer life…because she’s a puppet and every puppet needs a puppet master…

Speaking of Puppet Master, this video would be so good if it was the opening scene of a horror movie..where’t the masked dude who creeps up on her to slit her throat when she spews her garbage self promotion shit all over us…like the little self promoting pig she is…or her belly would imply she is…

In more interesting videos – here’s Selena Gomez giving a fan who tried extorting her for concert tickets by stealing her sunglasses – returning her sunglasses – at the 3:08 mark.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

02

Oct

George Clooney’s Possible Boner of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, this site doesn’t have enough talk or images or videos of George Clooney’s boner….but his male friends from his “sex parties” are all too familiar with it…

Maybe, you’re not not thinking it at all, because why would a bi-sexual, recently married, overrated actor and producer from ER who only really exists because his Aunt was a Hollywood icon, something people tend to forget…when talking about him like he matters…

The reality is that as an actor, he’s forced to be on Testosterone, and becuase of his old as fuck Botox wife, he’s probably forced to take Viagra type drugs to fuck her, sometimes hours before “sex night’…and not because his Botox wife isn’t hot for an old lady..but becuase she’s a lady..and that’s not really his preference when it comes to things to fuck..at least that’s the rumor…

All this to say..I’ve spent too much time on Clooney’s boner, but I guess you’re the one reading it…and that makes you the weird one, not me..and guess what…it may not even be a boner…

Posted in:George Clooney|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day

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In fascinating, Ellie Goulding news….who is Ellie Goulding…I don’t fucking know, but she’s worth 26 million dollars…but lives off 10 dollars a day…at least in her mind…

The reality is that she probably has a mansion, a business, a staff, an everything is just handled…

There is food in the fridge, her clothes are all given to her for free…and like all famous people…doesn’t need to spend money…

I would argue that no celebrity spends more than 10 dollars of cash a day…I would argue that everyone who is famous has leeches who like surrounding these famous people…and paying for everything for those famous people..

I am pretty sure Lohan has never even felt a dollar bill and not because her family rapes her…and not because she’s not working…but because she’s just never had it in her hand….I don’t know why I made this about Lohan….but I guess all I do is Lohan…

Here she is in a Magazine…with tits…who is Ellie Goulding again?

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day

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I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead….

Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all..

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:15am PDT

I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me…

So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit…

She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics…

She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her..

America…right…

This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun…

I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY

Yet she can’t pull it off…

To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches…

She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young…

But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth.

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2015

02

Oct

Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

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Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love…

If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show….

So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE

I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck…

I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Annalynne McCord and Her Mini Nipples Are No Longer Famous of the Day

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The interesting thing about celebrity is that it’s all an illusion. It doesn’t exist..

It’s just something that is created by the media to market products and very rarely does someone who is talked about actually penetrates the core of society and works their way into our hearts…but they think they do..

Yes, people who make music that people listen to can genuinely get into our souls…because their music, or the music they are pretending is their music…talks to us…

But, girls like this Annalynne McCord chick booked one job, 90210 the New Class, or whatever it was a bunch of years ago, and the paparazzi just kept on pushing her, making people think she’s important…but the show sucked, she wasn’t compelling, no one hired her again, and now she drives a fucking Mini Cooper…like a teen girl…

She was the ego that left her home town for being the hot one, she went to LA to make it, and wouldn’t go home til she made it, and it seemed like she made it, but I have a feeling she never got paid…

Now you may be wondering why I am posting the “where is she now”…or “Is she a street worker”….when I think she’s more of the fucks rich LA dudes kind of hooker…the not quite an instagram model because she’s old..old and braless…still alive…but done…

But I know you’re not wondering any of that…no one cares why I do what I do…but I’ll answer the imaginary question..the reason I am posting on her…is because when she was in her first aggressively marketed campaign…she was such a famewhore cunt about it…and I hated all she represented…and I guess I don’t hate anything about her anymore, since I love when they fall into obscurity..that’s my jam…fame whore jam….spread it all over my face…like it was toast…

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|SFW

2015

02

Oct

Dude Takes Free Soda Day Seriously and Other Videos of the Day

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Two Girls Go At It on the Train

Classy Girl VS Guy Fight

Couple Fucking With No Curtains

Stripper Fight…

Scooter Driver VS Car

The Sexual Predator Needs to be Caught

Shopkeeper Beat By Young People in Los Angeles…Because He Carded Them…

Stripper is High as Fuck…in 2007

Disturbing Video of the Day

Fox Hunter…Mimics Sex With Goose…

The Skip Rope Puppy!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s always that stage in your sexting relationship with a girl from TINDER…where you just aren’t interested in sending her naughty messages partially because of carpal, partially because your wife won’t let you out of the house to fuck her…and because she thinks you’re 22 and is more into cock teasing…but mainly because you’re just bored of her pussy…so you just write bare minimum level of creativity in erotica like “did you cum yet”…just like being married to a pregnant wife…totally uninteresting when the novelty wears off…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

The Rick Owens Fashion Show Wear Models Wear Models..
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Things that Bounce…Titties…
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Black Bear Smashes Kayak..
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Sara Sampaio -> for Victoria’s Secret…
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Cailin Russo Topless
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Arianna Grande Wants to Fuck Jim Carrey
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My Take on The Honey Boo Boo Music Video Terrifies Me
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So Many Mirror Selfies
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Big Titty Slut of the Day
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Russian Dog Saved From Being Under Side Walk
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Pocket Pussy of the Day
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