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2015

30

Jul

Nina Agdal Has Eats Lipstick and Has No Nipples of the Day

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If you’re wondering what’s new in Nina Agdal, the annoying, loud, drunk, Danish model who I think lives in Miami….despite looking like a retard who shoudl probably live in a retard home…

She’s been eating Lipstick…

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

And has no Nipples…

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Who cares.

Posted in:SFW

2015

30

Jul

Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day

Reminding us that you can never be too old to wear a bikini for the paparazzi you hire, because you understand your only value in the world, is your physical appearance, and you’ve done everything in your power to continue that into your 50s, despite having countless kids, you’ve been committed….

Here are health advocate Brooke Burke…in a bikini SEE MORE

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And ex hooker, Charlie Sheen wife and possible sexual deviant, plastic surgery ridden, Denise Richards… SEE MORE

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90s Playboy chicks…living thing good life…and I guess in their defense their tits are only 20 and in their prime…

Posted in:Photos

2015

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

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This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

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2015

30

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day

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These are some screencaps from some GQ produced “viral video” called “How to Date Charlotte McKinney”…

Where you can get sucked into her up talking, dumb sounding, florida trash….lying about how she dates, who she dates, or what she thinks about dating, she’s just talking in Cliches while looking more unattractive than I originally thought…snorting and swearing like the drunk hooters girls she was mean to be….

What she forgets to say is “Rich and Connected” and/or “ex celebrity Stephen Dorff”….

She’s the worst…and doesn’t belong…here’s the video anyway – you’re welcome GQ….

But a reminder that America, the land of big tits, is still ass obesessed, but back to being tit obsessed, which I guess is a familiar place, even though I like ass, as tits come in so many shapes and sizes I can enjoy, while asses are just hit and miss….flat all back, fat, sloppy, etc…

So Big tits are back in, not that they were ever out, but they weren’t getting the same love asses were….but now they have the power to create something as shit as Charlotte McKinney…so never underestimate the power of tits…

Here she is talking about her boobs on Cosmo…for the men….pretending to be for the women…and that face…it’s so bad…

Here are some paparazzi pics of her “Bra less” because this bitch MILKS things Hard CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is the tall, awkward, weird looking, average acting, actor from I don’t fucking know what..

I just remember her as some underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

Now she’s showing her tits in a bikini, because it’s summer and people like showing their tits in bikinis…it comes across as less desperate….and slutty, even if it’s a “hey look at me in a bikini”…which by default is desperate and slutty….exhibitionist behavior…

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Lily Collins on a Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Collins has a career of her own. I am sure it has nothing to do with her dad being Phil Collins…the singer…of such classics as…su su sudio…

And everything to do with raw talent…and/or how scandalous she gets on instagram…with these bikini pics of her paddleboarding like a 40 year old mom on a retreat or some shit…

I need more crawling around on all fours…But there’s a bikini and bikinis get noticed by me..

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Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Niykee Heaton is Amazing of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some Youtube cover artist, who realized that doing cover songs would get her views, and views will get her subscribers, and subscribers will get her a record deal with Justin Timberlake trying to USHER her, but that I guess went no where, but allowed her to focus on what she is actually passionate about, showing off her fat tits, fat ass, and waist trained waist to hip ratio, like a Hip Hop video vixen, who could have been the one in videos singing, but instead is shaking her ass…on instagram…like the black dudes she seems designed for, I fucking love it.

Here’s some of her recent work….

Beyoncé-d these waves. (???? @jayylawton)

A video posted by Niykee Heaton (@niykeeheaton) on

Posted in:Niykee Heaton

2015

30

Jul

Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day

Anyone who has had a threesome will tell you “they weren’t all that hot, but there were two of them”….it takes a real lottery win, and/or a lot of money or fame, to land a threesome with two serious fucking babes…and I guess the same goes for twins….Two is better than one.

The PR team behind Soles Twins, are pushing this shit aggressively. They are all over Vogue and DailyMail, and all these other magazines, excited that there are new twins who are decent looking enough, you know in this hipster world, but more importantly, tall and skinny enough, to make it in the world of modeling…

A world, that I find cheesy as fuck, posing for the sake of posing, while everything thinks they are fucking models…and any girl, no matter what her face looks like, gets signed if she’s over 5 foot 8….

So I don’t find these girls hot, but they are getting hype, and I guess that’s enough for me to notice…but more importantly, #skinny #legs…

I don’t believe they are the next Olsens, or even the Barbie Twins, or the Budweiser Twins….But I do believe in skinny legs….I also believe that twins all fuck each other, even fraternal twins, because they have weird connections, and it’s technically masturbation…and incest…all at once..

Here’s some of there uneventful pics, making me believe, they have very expensive team pushing them because why else would I fucking know them…It’s not like I’m front row at fashion week. I don’t even get off my couch…or even browse the interent that aggressive.

Posted in:Baylee Soles|Kelsey Soles|SFW

2015

30

Jul

Burger King Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Has Sex in the Grocery Store

How to Not Getting Eaten By Escalator Instruction Video

Jeep Hits Barrier – Bounce Back

Cop Gets Bit – Shoots Shots in the Sky

Irish Girls VS Slingshot

Clerk VS Homemade Shot Gun

Cop VS Truck Driver

Pepsi Truck Crashes, Filipinos Take ADvantage

25 Year Old Israeli Jumper…What theFuck

Dude Attacking Cops with a Knife

Hong Kong Girl Kicks Dude in a Head

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it entertaining that people are so mad that America is mad a dentist killed a lion for 50,000 dollars and is blaming the local African tribesmen who saw money and got excited enough to risk it…and will now probably die…while Dentist shows off the lion head that made him famous to his asshole friends…

Social media is “You’re mad about a lion when black America is being killed by cops”….or “You’re mad about a lion when American is poor”, or whatever the other issues are.

I just want to say, it’s ok to be mad about more than one thing. I’m mad about everything to the point of not caring, I hate everything to the point of not caring….and you can hate everything too. In fact, it’s encouraged.

Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning…

Fuck Fit Bit…It’s All About Fit Bitches
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Grumpy Dog of the Day
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Florida Mom Defends Daughter by Chasing a Boy with Scissors
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Kate Moss Nipples…
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Trashy Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Twin Models of the Day
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Vertical Takeoff
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Tyler the Creator Dressed As Cat in the Hat – Rapping the Book…What?
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Some Frat Sues Rolling Stone
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Newest Golf Bitch
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31 Songs in a Minute…
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80s Supermodel TV Show is Coming…
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Insane 911 Call…that Ends with Death of 17 Year Old because Operator is a Bitch.
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