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2023

27

Apr

Alexis Ren Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren is one of the original instagram bikini travel babes who inspired a generation of women to drop out of normal life and find a rich guy to be arm candy for in epic locations and she shouldn’t be faulted for making so many dreams come true, I mean anyone who gets a hot enough chick to land a rich enough guy to produce content in international locations to leave their wage slave job for the man is a fucking good person…

Sure the bolt ons, the face fillers, the other Kardashian inspired bullshit, vapid, ugly, gross, but to get women to be high enough quality whores to not even know they are a whore, or their rich guy carting them around to know they are whores, helps perpetuate slutty content we can stare at and hate our lives from our studio basement apartments….

Thanks Alexis Ren for being real enough..

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2023

27

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Wait until you see the titties I am going to drop as today’s top post….

YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT….

Yes, I am overhyping it…but here are some random titty drops to get you ready for it.

ARE YOU READY?

I CAN’T HEAR YOU?

ARE YOU READY?

I’d be such a great hype man, it doesn’t translate on shitty blog posts no one reads, but I think Titty Drops save me on a spiritual level and by making this post matter.

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2023

27

Apr

Maria Menounos on a Boat of the Day

Maria Menounos is on a Boat in an age appropriate one-piece and she’s looking alright….

I don’t really give a fuck about Maria Menounos, but there was a time she brought masturbation fodder to middle of the road men that were forced to watch the nightly entertainment news, before she branched out and made internet billions with her pod cast studio project because she could….

I actually know way more than I should about Maria Menounos and the most important thing she ever brought to my life was a series of paparazzi pics where her pussy fell out of her bathing suit.

My theory at the time, which. is supported by the fact that I don’t think she’s been pregnant yet, was that her pussy was unscathed, untouched, her holy grail that no one ever really saw, touched or interacted with, so that it wasn’t used to being exposed like it was, so it didn’t notice….all thanks to her being Greek and Greeks being into ANAL sex….over vaginal sex…on a cultural level…which may be considered a hate crime in this era by all the Greeks ashamed of the original purpose of the olive oil they cultivated….like calling an Irishman a Leprechaun….

Point of the story, her asshole is her vagina….on Asshole behind thong Thursday, even though she’s not showing us her asshole in these pics!

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2023

27

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I still find it amazing that the powers that be have been able to create a society of people who are genuinely scared of the sun….

IT’s like what kind of middle earth aliens are pushing this agenda that the sun will kill you on a level where people hop on board and just accept it as truth…

There’s no “but isn’t the sun the reason anything grows?”…..or “but my dog or cat love to lay out in the sun instinctively, they must be DUMB animals who don’t believe in applying a thick overpriced chemical based cream on their little dog and cat bodies to block out all the BAD nature brings, while ABSORBING all the GOOD industrial chemicals bring..

It’s pretty dumb, but AT LEAST we still have TANLINES!

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2023

27

Apr

Demi Lovato Non Binary Bikini of the Day

The world is dumb bro…

I keep seeing the Dylan “Day 1 of being a Girl” motherfucker who is some San Diego rich kid, who obviously was starved for attention, so he played the over the top flaming queer to get seen, but who ended up going into acting, because that’s what rich kids do when they don’t want real jobs, only to have an over-the-top flaming appearance on Price is Right before deciding that the market was going trans, so that he should hop on that instead of in front of traffic, or a train….NOTICE ME….

It’s the tattoo on your face of this generation….body modification for attention and he either did it on his own, which I doubt, or was part of some bigger level plan to manipulate the internet with his acting and thus mockery of the transgender movement….while capitalizing on it….and it worked….

He is represented by CAA, one of the most demonic talent agencies out there, and really, he’s now something for normies of TikTok to connect with and to think they understand the plight of the trans people, without realizing they are dealing with a parody, a farce, a mockery, cosplay, TRANS-FACE….like black face….

So then brands like Bud, or make-up brands who have him do make-up tutorials after shaving his face, or tampon brands despite still have cock and balls, who are clearly run by retards chasing dollars and paying to be what’s popular to make those dollars, rather than actually put any support into the real trans movement, or maybe even support into things like Women Sports, so that actual women get more resources in under-funded because it’s women’s sports….or maybe try to take their face social consciousness and virtue signalling into things that actually matter…but instead they throw a million dollars at a trust fundarian who is making a mockery of a potentially real mental illness, but that is obviously over-hyped and weird because the media keep pushing the pronouns and other fake stupid shit that doesn’t matter and that real people don’t actually care about, and I blame people like DEMI LOVATO for pushing the agenda….

Sure she’s Disney created, in the evil industry, used to control the minds of the impressionable, so she doesn’t know better…

They also have her on all kinds of meds as they’ve diagnosed her bi-polar for being like “what the fuck is this shit”….oh she’s bi polar, SEDATE SEDATE SEDATE….

It’s a sinister world out there, but at least she’s back on track, no longer non-binary like 35 percent of kids at your local elementary school thanks to predators….and she’s in a bikini….

Fuck all the noise, let’s focus on the bikinis…

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2023

27

Apr

Bitches on Boats and Youtube Shorties of the Day

I didn’t do stepLINKS last night, I am not dead….but Jerry Springer is. RIP Legend….Too Hot for TV was some of the weirdest jerk-off fodder in my day, we had limited resources of things to jerk off too.

I’ll probably do them tonight…if I get around to it, not that you care, but it feels right to give you an update and to manage expectations….I am Canadian and kind by nature…

But life is short and all that bullshit…so spending hours on stepLINKS is kind of a waste of time…they don’t buy me boats….but here are some bitches on boats…never a waste of time…

Underwater Ass

Rocking the Dancing Shirt in her Weird Over Bed TV set up

A Lot of Effort for a Youtube Panty Flash…

I have a hard time believing that these people are real…

Country girls…

Fit Bitch…..

Old Lady Lingerie

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2023

26

Apr

Kylie Jenner Slutty of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s weirdly produced selfie porn that you’d expect a weird girl with no friends trying to launch an OnlyFans to be producing, is pretty fucking weird, considering she’s a billionaire and doesn’t need any of this shit….

It’s one of those, is Kylie Jenner the person who pushed this and influenced all the girls to follow so that they can be billionaires to, so the awkward selfies of weird girls doing their take on hot nudes that are awkward and weird is a product of Kylie being Kylie….or maybe the whole generation is fucking weird, living in their weird internet bubbles of shameless, as they try to get jerked off to.

I don’t have the answers, but this is fucking odd.

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2023

26

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit bitches, so we can jerk off to you trying…

This is just an off-set the fat chicks post from earlier today…

TO remind you that a lot of women are still vain, they have not given up on health and wellness, and realize being fit, strong, in shape, leads to better things, better life, and more people jacking of to them, which is really the point..

So here’s some fit bitches, so we can jerk off to them trying!

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2023

26

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini of the Day

I didn’t watch Stranger Things, I don’t believe in over-hyped nerd shit that manipulates normies into watching nerd shit, when really nerd shit should be kept in mom basements, next to the jars of cum they are saving up…..

So staring at Millie Bon Jovi’s tits is hardly perverted….

I can’t say the same for the rest of you, who did watch her grow up, like the neighbor’s kid next door you used to babysit, eagerly waiting until they turn 18 so you can pounce, knowing they are the only girl who is nice to you, because they’ve known you so long…FREAK.

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2023

26

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’d suck on these toes!

I will mouth every cameltoe I see on the internet or in person….eat this tongue like it was panties,…you naughty hungry pussy…

I am a fan of cameltoes so here are a bunch!

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