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2023

31

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

I think Liz Hurley is dead and her team types into the AI “Generate a Liz Hurley Bikini Selfie” in efforts to keep her alive, because the 60 year old just can’t look this good unless everything about this shit is altered, modified, artificial and strategic…..

That or she did 10,000 bikini pics a decade ago and they still have material to post to her social media….

It just doesn’t make sense, unless rich ladies who don’t work that hard, who eat well, do fitness, stay hydrated and who get strategic botox are better than the garbage, stress filled, old looking bitches her age that I see.

Endorsing Hurley as if she’s EDERLY INCLUSIVE in this era of woke is really a loop hope, and is not really inclusive to the actual women her age who don’t still look fuckable…because there are 20 year olds who look way more shit than this and that confuses me!

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2023

31

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I made friends with some girl in short shorts in the park and for some reason, a reason I call the stars aligning, or miracles existing, we ended up talking about cameltoes. It was pretty much because a group of girls walked by with raging cameltoes and I made a comment about their pussies being hungry, because that’s normal friendly talk with new friends, and the girl told me she has never had a cameltoe in her life because she has a NVV….

I asked her what an NVV was and she said a NON VISIBLE VAGINA, to which I said NVP sounds better, you know You’re NVP is the MVP….and when she proceeded to explain the NVV, she said that her vagina is positioned further back, like she’s got a tilted pelvis or some shit, so that she can’t biologically get a cameltoe, yet she can get fucked from both the front and the back, she just doesn’t go through life with her pussy forward eating pants.

I told her she was bullshit, in hopes of seeing the cunt and I thought, that’s a disability I’d like to kiss better….unlike lobster hands and really most birth defects and retardations that make me sick to the stomach….

She didn’t show me the cunt, but she did start pulling her shorts up into her crotch and she did not have a visible vagina….BARBIE DOLL shit….which was fucking weird to watch and as it turns out far less hot than FVV, or FULLY VISIBLE PUSSY, like these girls right here, because I don’t like using my imagination, my mind is lazy….do the work for me…

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2023

31

May

Haley Lu Richardson Bikini of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson is some child star who is now 28. She got her start in a show called SHAKE IT UP by Disney, so you know she knows how to perform….based on all the experience she’s had….and training….and by perfrom I mean fuck.

She was also in som other shit like UNPREGNANT, which I guess is about child sacrifice, she was in White Lotus, where she played the intern PORTIA who was fucking gross to look at….

To make her weirder, she’s been CROTCHETing since she was 8 and has an online store where she sells her CROTCHET work, whether they are vagina hats I don’t know, but I appreciate a woman who keeps in line with women’s sports like knitting, crafting, doing dishes, cooking, you know what they are bred to do but that none do thanks to the destruction of the traditional female…..THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN…

Now we all KNOW who Haley Lu Richardson is….Thanks WIKI PEDIA for the propaganda….

The good news is that I only know her from her White Lotus role, which was a bitch I didn’t want to see in bikini, a rare occurance since I look at anyone in bikinis, and this is shot from the right angle, or maybe she’s done fitness, making her bikini pic far less offensive and almost hot….if only she could go through life at this angle….right…I guess she can via social media..

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2023

31

May

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

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The other day, I came across some instagram story by Rickey Schroder trying to push the conspiracy that Hollywood is run by Satanists who have weird sex parties, where they kill people then fuck in the blood and I thought, well that’s a fucking weird thing to be posting on the internet, especially since he implicated himself in the conspiracy by saying that he owned the video tape of the killing and blood filled sex, which he passed around to his friends due to shock, rather than taking it to the cops…

Well, he’s not doing any of the conservatives out there any favors, since you libtard tranny freaks can’t get enough of content that discredits the other side, and unfortunately that kind of shit discredits the other side, even if they do have Eyes Wide Shut style parties to use as blackmail material against the people they need to control, you can’t open with that….

Luckily, his daughter’s instagram content is a little more friendly for jerking off, unless jerking off to has been actors talking about snuff films is porn to you, in which case you can check out her dad’s account, while I figure out the shape of pussy her dad’s sperm helped make. Fun.

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2023

31

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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WAKE AND BAKE!!

For the longest time I used to hate weed smoke, I thought it was dumb, the people involved lame, the whole ceremonial aspect or the whole celebration of weed retarded, from people with weed plant patches sewed on their jackets, to white trash with the same leaf tattooed on them…I was a hater….even though I still loved reggae music.

Then I got bored, opened up to the idea of weed, you can only be a drunk for so long before eventually getting into the smoke and I was like, this is a giant whatever, but it’s relaxing enough, so it must be cancer fighting, medicine from GOD.

Then I realized that if the satanic perverts who run the world are pushing to legalize this shit, it’s either to poison people through the legal store bought shit, or because they know something I don’t know about it lowering my testosterone, making me passive like the birth control ridden tap water, and probably fat from my laying on my back eating chips all night as a stream mindless shows probably green lit because they also push the agendas being pushed….

So I figured, the only thing good about weed, is not smoking it, so that you can have your wits about you, but that could just stem from WEED paranoia, I don’t know….

But I do know a lot of girls are doing weed content, using weed as a prop, so there’s clearly a market for this shit…..

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2023

31

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

HERE IS THE REMINDER.

FOR INCLUSIVITY.

WE DO FAT CONTENT

WE JUST HATE IT…

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2023

30

May

Sophie Mudd Lingerie of the Day

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Sophie Mudd may not have nipples, she all tit, built like a Barbie Doll, but that’s never stopped me for staring at tit….plus to all us spectators out there, she is already all tit, just a working body to house and fuel those tits….

It’s one of those philosophical questions, is a tits still a tit if it doesn’t have a nipple on it and as far as I’m concerned, it is.

There are ghostie nips, inverted nips, cancer removed nips….and proven time and time again, like it this case, no nip, no problem.

That should be my slogan…..catch phrase me “Happy Face” billion dollar money maker….

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2023

30

May

Dua Lipa Bed of the Day

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I guess the parasites in the brains of the people are just burrowed in so deep that people can’t help by follow the leader when it comes to posting sexual content on the internet….

It’s like the people are such aggressive exhibitionists that they can’t take a slutty selfie without sharing it to their millions of followers.

Back in the day sending your bikini pic to one dude was considered slutty, two or three made you a whore, and now if you don’t get 1,000,000 impressions on your slutty selfie, you don’t exist.

So even when they are superstars, arguably the top popstar of the times, you can’t just keep the perv content to yourself, you must let the people in on it and that’s a pretty wonderful thing.

Now, I don’t give a fuck about Albania’s own Dua Lipa, but she’s taking a slutty selfie like a whore, so I care about her a little more than I otherwise would….

INFLUENCE THE FANS into slutty selfies for generations to COME and to CUM….

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2023

30

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I feel like I was just assaulted. This cross-dressing, WOMAN-Face trend is pretty fucking real, and I am not sure if it’s for INCELs who couldn’t get laid and who thought chicks had it easier taking advantage of being able to be chicks, or if it’s just the new goth, or tattooed of the generation, but I will say this…..

I saw at least two to three tight pant wearers, one who wasn’t even shy about the dick print, the other two at least did the tuck, all clearly on ESTROGEN with the tits, or maybe drinking too many SOY MILKSHAKES and it was a fucking RAPE to my eyes.

ALL IN THE NAME OF PROGRESS…

Here’s some tight pants, be warned to do a thorough investigation on what’s in the TIGHT pants before getting excited about the tight pants….trans lives mattering has made them everywhere…

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2023

30

May

Ashley Benson Blackface Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Ashley Benson can get cancelled because she’s LGBTQ+ after eating the parasites out of some celebrity lesbian ass for a few years, before going back to dick, absorbing the cum inside her like her body missed it, and making her far more attractive looking for not being some fair weather dyke by choice….who quits gay for oil Heir and Lohan Fire Crotch calling Brandon Davis….

I just know that in these contentious times, this outraged and angry times, this everyone hates everyone times, this make up artist from Disney gets cancelled for not being gay yet being inspired by gays, craziness….where Target and Bud and everyone else are fucking nuts, because everything is fucking nuts….whether it’s Black Lives, or whatever the fuck people are mad about…race, gender, bullshit, we all fucking suck grow up….

However, Black Face is just up there with the n-word in bad, not much worse, maybe so bad it overrides her GAY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD….but I guess only time will tell…but luckily for us, her tits are out in her RACIST TIRADES…and unlucky for her, the lesbian virtue signalling was just a perv fetish……and the cancel mob will lynch her black face was actually black face…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN>..

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