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2023

01

May

Lana Del Ray’s Artsy Tit Pic of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Lana Del Ray, but I will look at her tits….

I didn’t mind her when she first rose to fame for making sad music, because I think sad music is meaningful and that a generation of people can get manipulated by those sad thongs to appease their own feeling sorry for themselves bullshit….

I just haven’t followed her career, maybe because she got fat on all the money she made, but she had money to start, so maybe she just got fat form the drugs she’s been on…I don’t know…

She apparently released a new album recently enough and the liner notes featured a tit pic from the front, because flashing tit is art….

Well, apparently, this is another picture of her tit from another angle and it’s a tit…..a fat girl rich girl famous girl who sings sad song tit….and tunnels used for human trafficking….

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2023

01

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s almost Mother’s Day, you know what that means…MILFS!

I was always a hater of the breeding women, I used to think they were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, someone else’s problem…but always a good time to fuck, since they were insecure, looking for a good time and not into bugging you down the line…plus you could last longer without the whole tight pussy thing….

I’ve matured as a person and realized that MILFS are better the Grannies…and the whole having a kid, responsibility, doing what nature intended, even if they are doing it badly based on the fact that they are out in a bar willing to fuck people like me….is far more interesting than the career oriented, stunted, no-kid bunch of cat owners and career women….even if they only had the kid to trap a guy, or due to one too many abortions…who cares, they still did it…

SO yeah, Mother’s Day is coming, find some single mothers to show your appreciation for, via cummin’ to them…..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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2023

01

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to take the medical field as seriously as I once did thanks to all the people employed in the medical field, wearing scrubs, posting and producing nude content from the job,. I just feel like serious workers are being serious at work and not doing amateur porn projects on the side….

But maybe I’m looking at it from the wrong perspective, maybe medical work is such serious work, that becoming an exhibitionist trying to build a second stream of income is just the better way to deal with that stress…

I didn’t subscribe to the group of medical workers being heroes during covid, I was a conspiracy theorist who thought they were lying and avoiding the data…..

So I am very suspicious of the medical field to begin with….

Everyone says “you hate the doctors until you need one”…..yet every time I’ve been to one they’ve just pushed meds on me, whether it was anti-psychotics without even knowing whether I was psychotic or for DIABETES, like I wanted to KEEP my damn toes….I just always thought “YOU ARE OWNED BY THE PHARMA COMPANIES”….

SO maybe the nude thing is just designed to regain credibility, to make people like me who hate the hospital want the hospital for treatment because it comes with tits.

Maybe this is all just a MEDICAL INDUSTRY rebrand after covid to win us over….and the truth is, I’m into it….even if it’s gross and scrubs are totally ill-fitting…some of these chicks are hot!

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2023

01

May

Padma for Sports Illustrated Swim of the Day

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Looks like someone forgot the photoshop…..in this era of everyone photoshopping their own pics…I think it’s irresponsible for a magazine, no matter how woke it’s become to turn their back on the photoshop….we don’t need the weathered pock marks….ya know.

Padma Lakishmi or whatever the fuck her name is, is one of the SI SWIM Rookie’s of the year, despite being 300 years old.

I guess it’s part of their inclusivity agenda that no dude asked for, but when the editor is a chick, you end up going down that road, because chicks don’t want to be mean, or called out for celebrating STUPID HOT CHICKS, but instead turn it into a “A for Effort” group of undeserving, gross, vile, fat, sloppy, disgusting chicks doing their best SI Swim Model cosplay…

I mean why stick to your brand in an era of woke, because you can end up losing everything you’ve built, so adapt to the times by having at least one retard in each possible category, so that they can feature a handful of hot unrealistically hot, bikini babes the whole issue used to be built on…you know slip them in and hope no one notices…when they three dudes who still buy the SI SWIM Edition ignore the uglies and go for the hotties…

Anyway, it’s all pretty sad for society as a whole, not everyone deserves to be a published swim model, including the 300 year old Sugar Baby Padma, who I guess had a bit of a career on TV, but was most known for fucking 2 likely gay billionaires, pretending her pregnancy to set up her kid for life with billionaire DNA was both the guy who was dying’s and Michael Dell’s brother, you know to hedge her bets and maybe get money from both.

It’s a weird storyline, she could teach the masterclass in impressing and manipulating rich people, but for now she’s in a bikini for a sports magazine, maybe because one of those billionaires owned IMG and she’s still in with the biggest sports agency in the world and this is her flexing her muscles to get what she wants…

But unfortunately for her, they forgot to photoshop….maybe that’s the vibe they are going for….photoshop ties into that whole unrealistic body shit….which may be why she looks like a man.

Maybe, I just dislike Padma Lashkimi for gaming the system….when in reality her old ass and old titties are the right kind of sloppy for a broke pervert like me, meaning she’s lucky she captured that billion dollar sperm in her petri dish womb when she had the chance…

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2023

01

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I think my biggest flaw as an internet content producer, who really just pulls other internet content producer content and run my mount on how shit it is, since it’s a low impact way to produce internet content, without actually producing internet content, which takes a level of shamelessness and annoying that I just don’t care enough to have…

But yeah, the biggest flaw I have is that I didn’t realize people actually thought this site was a porn site, because it’s not porn to me, but the general advertiser, the ad network, google, and the mormon web developer I tried to hire, along with about 5-10 other web developers, ad sales people, marketing people, actual content creators, and so many other people along they way think it is…

I mean worst porn ever is still porn I guess….So when I see milky tits being sexualized, I just see it from a higher level societal perspective, like hey people love tits and this is what the women fighting to free the nipple really wanted…to be jacked off to.

I do it for the LOLZ yo….and the tits, but mainly the LOLZ…

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2023

01

May

How To Escape Love and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Car Panty Flash

Cloning the Pussy

Another Cloning

Hippie Hot Tub with the Tits

Train Legs

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2023

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend….

I suggest you source out some real tit…

You know hunt and gather or forage them…

This internet tit is destroying your soul, your purpose, your drive, your testosterone levels….

This internet tit is stealing your happiness, it’s distracting you, it’s not very rewarding unless the tit is in your mouth…so get out there and find that tit for your mouth….

You are a caveman…

But first…click on these links to tits on the internet, since real tits are a little hard to come by, they require work, money, conversation, charm…jokes…game…my god…..fuck that…..stick to the stepLINKS tits….

It’s the weekend, why bother doing anything…..what’s the point….

Losers….

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2023

28

Apr

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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I guess I have higher expectations for the people who become millionaires in the entertainment industry….

I don’t think they are good people, I don’t think they are smart people, I don’t think they are talented people, but I think they have the ability to game the decision makers into giving them work, while gaming the audience to think they are higher tier, part of a more important club….yet here they are being shameless on social media for the lowest form of attention…

A bikini dance on instagram is the equivalent of the drunk girl at the bar pulling her tits out or making out with her friend….

Don’t get me wrong, I am well aware that all of hollywood people are shameless fucks who have no actual souls and are just trying all they can to matter or be seen to fill whatever void they have in their soul…but they used to keep it a little more private.

Obviously, I don’t mind a skinny bitch with tits in a skimpy swimsuit doing a little dance for her pervert fans, or for herself to feel like she matters….even when they are old or January Jones who I’ve never thought was hot, not even when she was a pregnant with a father she never revealed because she had too many cocks to pinpoint the dad….HOT.

But it’s just funny because you know how much of a snobby cunt this women has been to people throughout her life, yet here she is begging for views, it’s a sickness you can jerk off to, while imagining how fun it would be to be that bikini knowing you’d never get any period stains on you due to her menopause…

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2023

28

Apr

Oana Gregory Bikini of the Day

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Oana Gregory is some Romanian Disney Kid, who I guess escaped the caravan gypsy life, which you can’t say because that’s a hate crime or racist, even if it’s true….but yeah, she escaped Transylvania and made it in America, until she didn’t, and was forced to turn to ONLYFANS where she produces her racy content to her fans, peddling for their change, which I guess isn’t so far off from her genetic pre-disposition of being a Romanian….

She works under Bella Thorne’s OnlyFans agency, so I’ll assume they all make millions a month off this shit, and I’m fine with it, because I stare at the promo pics designed to LURE me into being a paying customer…

The free sample to make me feel like there’s better behind the paywall…

The free sample for me to think I own them something back, like I’ll pay as a thanks for the free sample….

While I’m perfectly fine being a mooch fuck….and a MOOCH FUCK I REMAIN…

Check out her bikini…

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2023

28

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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All you patriots may feel that the USA is the center of the world and not a terrible cesspool on the decline or collapse, filled with the worst people, influencing other people to be as terrible as them…..

You may still be brainwashed into thinking you’re in the best country in the world, or maybe even the only country in the world….

Some of you may not even realize that the international overlords who control everything are going to collapse the entire thing….and the entire world…because they are EVIL and the worst possible people surface to the top…

But the hope you can have is not that international travellers into the USA need to be COVID vaccinated despite the vaccines not working……

But rather that other fun high tech tracking and control measures come into play for the social control….like On/Off passes…

Where bitches everywhere must provide daily pics of them clothed and not clothed in the same pose so the guards, or AI ROBOTS who check them into any of the stops in their 15 minute city get to do a little compare and contrast.

Here are the heroes in STEM doing the groundwork…

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