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2015

19

Oct

Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked…

She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst..

Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges…

I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there..

Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist…

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2015

19

Oct

Katy Perry Concert Porn of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is probably Katy Perry’s best photo….because she’s got big tits that distract from big everything else…I’m talking about her cankles and belly…but I guess it is safe to say that she’s clearly aware that she’s barely talented and awkward at best…even if her ego and all the love, money and screams she gets tells her a different story…she knows the truth deep in her soul…and the only way to give her audience their money’s worth is to show them tits…aggressively…it’s like “I showed my tits, they can’t hate me”….

She is Gangnam Style….you know a viral song that turned into a fucking career before people really understood that viral songs an videos are supposed to last 1- 5 days not 10 years….

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2015

19

Oct

Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day

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Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina…

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2015

19

Oct

Andreea Diaconu for Vogue China of the Day

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Gypsy Andreea Diaconu who was found at 11 in Romania…and put to work at 11 in Romania…in what most people would say is child molestation, human trafficking and wrong…but not the fashion industry, or the handlers who abducted her at 11 and sold her off to Victoria’s Secret…because she was too tall to be a webcam model, and far more affordable to import than paying legal America employees who have more work requirements since they don’t need the idea of the American dream held over their head to keep them working for free…

I don’t know much about her, no real gossip about her, I’ll just assume she fucks celebrities and rich guys since that’s the kind of sex work models do…while her friends back home are being passed around for Brothel to Brothel…for the likes of Lamar Odom…who will survive thanks to Kardashian love…and by love I mean script…where as this one is living the life of luxury and not living back home in a gold water flat…so I guess if you’re hot..it all works out….10,000 dollar day rate rather than 500 dollar a month for 80 hours of work a week..

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2015

19

Oct

Naked Woman VS Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Seagull Gets Killed…at a Motorcycle Race

Driver VS Pedestrians

“Patriots” With Topless Chicks on Their Bikes…

Florida Diner Strip…

Naked on a Motorbike…

Naked Woman On the Street

Construction – Fail…

Chick Fight…

Woman Pisses Pants When Being Beaten….

Girls Dressed Too Scandalous for Arabs…

X-Rated Audio in Target

Fight on Golf Course..

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2015

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only thing I discovered on this weekend of personal exploration – is that girls on Tinder seem into me writing things like “I think about you when I am fucking my wife”…which is pretty twisted if you really analyzed it…but that you realize is just part of this hook-up culture trying to keep the romance alive and exciting in an era where people don’t date and girls fuck dudes to try to get them to hang out with them a second time…pretty sad for everyone except the dudes who want to bang out as many girls as possible…

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Girls Who Take Selfies…
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Olivia Culpo in Lingerie
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Gwen Stefani Dissing Gavin Rossdale in a Song…
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A Conversation with Bob Gale
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High School Wrestling Coach of the Day
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Bai Ling is the Joker…
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They’re Bringing Sexy Backs..
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Teens React to Back To the Future 2
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The Showgirls Slot Machine is a Good Time
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Country Girls…
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Cat Plays with Window Washer…
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Hungarian Porn Star
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2015

19

Oct

Lil Wayne Sex Tape of the Day

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Here’s a black on black crime to start your day…of Lil Wayne, or what is supposed to be Lil Wayne eating some stripper ass in a threesome that was recorded, I assume for the sake of exposing him or extorting him, as these strippers do…because they have their mind tainted with an ego, despite being pigs…because dudes pay them to get naked and it gets to their heads…and because society made Kim K famous from a sex tape, so when you’re already a whore, you’re halfway there and ready to really solidify yourself as a fucking star….and when your shitty life gives you Lil Wayne sex…you film that shit and release it…because maybe, just maybe…people will give you a reality show, while I have a feeling, they won’t even give you a porn contract based on this lazy fucking fuck….

All I have to say is that I’ve never looked at Lil Wayne and said “I’d Love to Watch that Guy Fuck”…like Birdman did giving him his career….so this isn’t any life goal being met…but it happened – so here…

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2015

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about impotence is that you’re never left satisfied…it’s like you’ve got this desire to get off in a woman…but it never happens…even when a woman is there in front of you…due to seductions, trickery, or payment…it’s still a fucking pussy..

So I suggest you go through life like an impotent…never satisfied…because you’ll keep on trying..or you’ll give up in a violent rage that ends with you killing yourself…slowly with booze, or more dramatically…

Try to apply some impotence to your weekend…not in a you can’t get laid way…but in a you can get laid but can’t do anything about it way…it’ll make you more productive…

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Girls Bending…Is Erotic
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Jolie Pitt Family in Vogue
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Iggy Azaela’s Airport Tits…
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The Shannon TWINS Rolled Their SUV Driving Drunk on their Way To Get Nipple Rings
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Lamar Odom Will Live
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Jessica Chastain is Rectangular…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Some Things – Mainly Tits – That Bounce
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Erin Andrews is Suing Marriott for Letting her Nude Video Happen – Even Though that Nude Video Created and Launched Erin Andrews career…She’s Milking This…More Than a Producer Cock
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Egg Balance Prank
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Marisa Tomei on the Red Carpet
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Gerard Butler and his Whore
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Tesla’s Autopilot is Scary as Fuck
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Maitland Ward is a Goddess
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Charli XCX Nipples
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17 Really Funny Movie Speeches
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27 Times Tom Hanks Was the Best
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100 Years of Halloween Costumes…
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BIG Model Tits
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Ron Howard’s Freakish Daughter
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Annalynne McCord’s Legs in a Dress
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Olivia Culpo Hot Red Dress
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Tracy Morgan Interview to Make you Laugh – Even THough I Hate YOu
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Renee Olstead Tits
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Sienna Guillory…Nipples…
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KAte Hudson Ass in Jeans
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Leona Lewis Braless
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People who are lucky to be ALIVE
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The New – Dutch – Die Antwoord Freaks me Out
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Madnonna VS Britney Ass Pics
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Mirror Selfies…
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2 Babes Naked Together
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ALison Tyler in Teal Lingerie
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Cora Keegan is Naked
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Naked Greek Slut
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Just a Girl and Some Shit…
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Naked Girls Smoking week…
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2015

16

Oct

Pia Mia Perez Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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A video posted by Princess Pia Mia (@princesspiamia) on Oct 16, 2015 at 3:36am PDT

I once wrote that Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in..

Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams…

I stand by that….

She’s a social media superstar, has a strong fan base, isn’t happy with the millions she probably makes in Youtube money, and now wants a legit career…and it is working…typical…

She looks like a Kylie Jenner…but I guess that’s what all these young hookers look like now…fascinating…

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2015

16

Oct

Elle Fanning’s in NYLONs in NYLON of the Day

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She’s the new 17 year old…who is probably in her 40s based on the way hollywood pumps these kids out…cuz everytime I see a kid in a movie, including her sister Dakota, I assume they are 40 in both their face and the way they speak…”she looks 7 but she sounds like a divorcee”….I guess they grow up fast in this evil industry thanks to their parents selling them off like this was an Arab country…and the family was in need of a goat..

Either way, I don’t know other 17 year olds that the perv blogs are writing about, so why not post her Nylon magazine pics where she wore nylons…like she’s playing dress up or something because almost 18 is structural and sex appeal-wise – way different than the day she turns 18 and is forgotten…

You fucking perverts…it’s part of American culture that these people go nuts over under 18…while in Canada 16 is legal and the last thing I’d ever want to do is fuck a 16 year old..but you guys can’t and it’s all you fucking jerk off to…weirdos…don’t realize teens are fucking annoying especially when raised in a hollywood househole..I can’t imagine the kind of cunty demands this one makes to her staff….but I am sure they are the fucking worst…

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