2015
01
Oct
Parents of the Day
Leopard’s Head Stuck in a Pot
Just a Dude in the Subway…
Cops Tase 9 at the Party…
People at the bus stop get plowed…
Jew Tries to Save a Parking Spot
Cop Doesn’t Want Dude to Film
Cops Kill Dogs…Always Makes me Sad
Dude Records his Motorcycle Accident
Baby Rescued from Sewer
Naked Guy Trying to Steal Cars..
2015
01
Oct
I was hoping to wake up to elaborate snapchat nude messages…you’ve all let me down
But then again, the general public let me down when I was four and it has been a downward trend ever since…
So keep letting me down…by not sending me elaborate snapchat nudes…it is all I know and expect..
Here are some morning stepLINKS…
Serious Fucking Side Boob
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husbadn is a Pill Popper
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Vegan Protest…
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Her Name is Bruna Tuna…and She is a Fame WHore…
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Kendall Jenner – Side Boob..
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Carey Mulligan in Elle UK
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MMA Chick Has Huge Tits…
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The Boat Lift of the Day
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Her name is Nusicaa…and she is a Fame Whore
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Amy Winehouse Attack…
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A Bunch of Booty
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2015
30
Sep
Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend is always complicated especially when they are both Cashiers serving you at Wendys Drive Thru…you’d figured of all people, they’d be eager to do anything that doesn’t involve taking orders please….
Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend when dealing with drunk college girls who have watched too much porn and you get the on a good day…is never complicated…
Here are some stepLINKS…
So Many Booty Booty
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I Hope Caitlin Jenner Doesn’t Get Her Period in This Outfit
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Paris Hilton – instagram WHore
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Huge Tits Smokin’ Weed
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Topless Behati
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Candice Booty…
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Helen Mirren’s Tits Have Been Removed from Show Biz
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress with Fat Legs..
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Bieber on Love
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Motorbike Tries Escaping…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Possibly in a Sheer Dress
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Farrah Abraham Gave her Kid 1400 Dollars…
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Kayleigh Morris Black Panties…
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Carmella Rose Panties
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The Pope Met Kim Davis…
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Juice Crawls are the New Pub Crawl
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Jennifer Lawrence in GIFs
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Football Slip and Slide
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Hilary Duff Strong Fucking Legs…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband on Pills…
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Dr Dre is Pretty Rich
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Some Trashy Whore Named Naya Rivera Had a Baby Cuz She’s an Immigrant and They Breed
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The New Tesla Test Drive
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Emmy Rossum Tight Dress
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Best of Instant Regret GIFs
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Blue Rodeo VS Conservative Government
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Jewel Tits….
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Worst Eponymous Lines in Movies
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Blake Lively Shut Her Website…
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Natalie Dormer – Boring as Fuck
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Cool Toys That WIll Make You Wish You Were a Kid Again
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Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Bullshit of the Day
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Selena Gomez Cleavage..
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Holly Peers in Ghetto Trash Lingerie
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Sarah Jessica Parker Got Sent a Treadmill by a Producer…
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Ron Howard’s Daughter.
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10 Hottest Pics..of Katy Perry…
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Sara Sampaio in Jeans
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Train VS School Bus
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Trashy Lingerie Girl…
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The Most Ridiculous Bird Release Ever…
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Shay Mitchell in Magazine
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Katharine McPhee LEgs..
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Rage Against the Machine Apologizes for Limp Bizkit
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Taylor Swift Performs with Nelly Of the Day
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Ciara Has a Stupid Dress
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Everything Wrong with Trendy Restaurants
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Girls in Team Shirts
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Elsa Pataky Nipples
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Just a Foot in the Ass
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Biggest Tits on an Asian Ever
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Busty In a Thong…
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Huge Weed Smoking TIts…
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Huge Arab Tits..
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Hot Girl Spreading her Ass
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Random Porn Pics…
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A Girl and Her Dildos..
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3 Girls Named on Cam
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015
30
Sep
I don’t know if this strategic, no nipple picture of Cindy Crawford is from THESE PICTURES I ALREADY POSTED but I am going to assume that a strategic, no nipple topless picture at 50 is probably better than one with nipples, because she’s 50….and yes, I know 50 year olds are hotter now than they used to be, but they are still 50 despite what they are trying to tell you with their botox injections, yoga bodies all thanks to the billionaire don’t need to work too hard life…
That said, I’m old, this doesn’t look like the 50 years I try to have sex with because I am pathetic…but not as pathetic as they are…and she’s still lovely 30 years after she started….which is more than I can say for pretty much anyone..
Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW
2015
30
Sep
I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing…
All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life..
Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW
2015
30
Sep
Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows…
More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret..
Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it..
Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it.
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW
2015
30
Sep
I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, months ago….but I didn’t post all the pictures and since she’s the most amazinged, talented, sent from heaven to grace the entertainment industry with razor sharp skill, professionalism, and compelling ability to really turn her breasts from nude glamour model, turned instagram model to respected actress….because to be a respected actress who reminds us that Jessica Alba and so many token hot girls in movies before her…didn’t have talent either…and that you just need to focus on what’s important…whether her tits or mouth are real….not that I can really tell, she’s blocked me on all social media because she clearly doesn’t like me…and you know that it’s her personally blocking me off the shit..because she’s not that rich and famous to have handlers…
I had a conversation with someone the other day about The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, who was mad that I said her career is over, he said I was wrong to think that people have moved on, because I guess he thinks she’s hot and I guess didn’t understand that I am not an authority on anything, I just predict her being over, because she is old news…boring, I’ve seen her naked….but that doesn’t mean Hollywood thinks she’s over even if she’s old news…they seem to like recycling garbage…it’s the west coast way of lige..
So here are The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK from September issue on the last day of September…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW
2015
30
Sep
Natasha Poly, model who was destined to be Russian bride, who was destined to work in the webcam industry before being sold off to a brothel in the Ukraine, or Cyprus, or wherever the russian hookers are sent in the sex trade before a fat American buys them as a wife…but who went off course…
I blame the fall of communism…
But the good news for her is that modeling wsa more lucrative and it allowed her to marry some Dutch billionaire who she had babies with…because it secured her communist claws into the good life…and she still grabs her tits in magazines…because Russians may not have souls, but they are hard working and focused on not losing what they’ve managed to scam…
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Posted in:Natasha Poly|SFW
2015
30
Sep
I guess having sex with Adam Levine, who you may know as the worst fucking thing to ever happen in entertainment, music, TV, life….makes you the fucking worst….because you’re encourage that dancing monkey and making him think he’s as important and good looking as his mom always made him feel…and thus the woman behind the man I hate…makes you the woman I hate…and dead to me..
Doesn’t make you dead to the rest of the world, and brands like Victoria’s Secret and whatever this is, will exploit you because of your celebrity connection and eager model willing to get naked because you’re clearly a half retard immigrant that is easily impressed….even if I think they should pretend you don’t exist…
Posted in:Behati Prinsloo
2015
30
Sep
I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of…
That said:
The steps so far have been:
1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE
Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status….
All this to say, who takes care of her kid?
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