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2015

30

Sep

Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

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Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated…

Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life…

To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating…

But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”..

What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything…

She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil…

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2015

30

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Hormone in the Food Thanks to a Psycho Monetizing Mom Booty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her 18 year old ass in a white dress. An ass that we can assume is either fake, since her whole family is fake, they have a plastic surgeon on pay roll, I mean look at those filled up faced clowns…

or maybe crafted from a strategic workout regime her athlete father taught her when he decided he wanted a booty a few years ago…

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or maybe it is the hormones in the food, that are further jacked up when fueled with big black dick and the fertile as fuck sperm that comes out of it…

but not the standard hormone in the food that is giving girls everywhere big round amazing asses, but hormones that her mom started feeding her at a young age to craft this master plan she’s designed….you know like that time you were feeding that girlfriend of yours sedatives every morning so that she was too tired to leave you…only less creepy, more abusive and more lucrative in the sell out….

Here’s a video of her mocking a “Fame Ruining Her” cover…

Here she is doing a little lip sync to rap video with her fat lips and boyfriend, because her only marketable talent is standing around with a dumb look on her face, lip syncing rap songs…because that’s where that rap /vine market is…weird…so fucking weird.

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2015

30

Sep

The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day

Here’s Katy Perry mocking ore dealing with one of her fans who Katy assumes is on MDMA, losing her fucking shit, because the fan is losing her fucking shit, as she can’t stop grabbing at Katy Perry and kissing Katy Perry…because I guess Katy Perry doesn’t really believe in liking being kissed by a girl univited…that’s rape…but luckily for Raiiaiaiae, she’s not a boy, because if she was she’d be charged for rape….but since she’s a girl…everyone can giggle….

I guess the Kissed a Girl shit is just a song…or maybe she’s just trying to deal with the high as fuck fan….memories of her days as a raver…

Either way, I’m slow on this video, these things happen when I spend my days not caring about what Katy Perry and her big tits are up to…

Here she is being funny because she’s a joker…living solid.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

30

Sep

Dude Freaking Out and Stripping and Other Videos of the Day

Chubby College Girl Balancing Act People Freak Out Over Cuz They Are Basic…

Laundromat Brawl

Interesting Driver of the Day

Cops VS People THrowing Contraband into Prison

This Beheading of a Man’s Wife Actually Happened..

Seattle Police Shooting…

Cops Pull Woman Over for Weed…She Refuses to Comply…Because Cops are Racist…and Pulled Her Over Cuz She’s Black…and/or Because she had 2 bags of marijuana, 3 scales, waterbong and a Loaded gun….

Teen Wins at Life

Road Rage Knock Out

Idiot Slams His Head

Circus Fail

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2015

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a conversation with a regular, everyday girl about the porn she watches…and it turns out that at 21, she’s already into ABUSE porn and insertion porn…

She used words like “I like seeing pussies spread out as much as they can be spread out”….and “My real favorite is double vaginal cream pie, because I like seeing one stretched out pussy dripping one guys cum on another guy’s cock while she’s filled with both of them…

I am not even joking, this happened, the world is going into a very interesting place…I didn’t even know that kind of porn was a thing, but now young girls are watching it to get off…what the fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Motherfucker Morning…

Girls Sticking Out Her Tongue…
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This Looks Like my Bedroom…In my Basement..
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Vegans VS Steak House
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Izabel Goulart in a Bikini
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OMG A SLUTTY HOOKER LOOKING PILE OF SHIT PROMOTING WATER
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Amber Rose Cunt Did a Funny Or Die Video…
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Paul Walker’s Daughter Has Tits
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Katy Perry Keeps Rolling…
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Keanu Reeves in Japan…
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Jennifer Lawrence in GIFs
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Fat Dad Dancing…
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2015

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a feminist about rape culture, which is a pretty annoying, yet relevant thing people won’t shut up about…and as a feminist leader, like I am, I feel like drawing attention to guys manipulating girls into sex, or getting girls drunk for sex and having sex with them when they are drunk, because women can’t hold their alcohol and need a man to make sure they are safe, not make sure they are drunk enough to stick your dick in without them noticing…

But for some reason, when I tell the feminists that I’ve been raped, because I’ve had really fat, disgusting, pig girls you’d never want to fuck…fuck me while I was too drunk to make the right decision…while they weren’t drunk…but horny because that’s how disgusting they were….

And the feminist didn’t care about my plight…she thought it was funny…

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How does that make any sense in this equality campaign we’re all working for. Rape Victims Unite…myself included…you sexist man hating fucks…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Anna Kendrick Tweets comedy Cuz She’s a Bro…
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Katy Perry Rolling ARound
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Demi Lovato for Complex of the Day
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Tween Models in Bikinis for Victoria’s Secret
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January Jones Big Tits Fuck Jon Hamm…
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Cindy Crawford Promoting Shit
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Scar Johan Post Work Out Hookin’ Cuz She’s a Whore
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Just Some Jenna Dean and Emanualle Chriqui BFF-ing
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Jim Carrey’s 28 Year Old Girlfriend Commited Suicide….
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Girls Tugging on Clothes…
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Dove Cameron at an Event
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Gisele’s 700 Dollar Slut Book
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The Rock Killed His PUppy
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Natasha Poly Skinny Legs
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Denise Schaefer Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Divorcee Party
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Azealia Banks VS Faggots…
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10 Amazing Garages You Can’t Have
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The Greatest Moments in Muppet History
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Great Films That Get Away with Not Explaining Things
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UFC Ring Girl…
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January Jones Tits!
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Amanda Seyfried Does TV
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Shanie Ryan’s See Through Shirt
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Coco is 7 Months Pregnant and Still Slutty
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Sophia Bush Titties in a Possible See Through Shirt
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Remember Ashley Sky?
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33 of the Best “I Wasn’t That Drunk” Texts
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How Many Georgia May’s Exist?
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Matt Damon Did Ellen To Clarify What He Said On Faggots
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Natalie Portman – Still Jewish
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Water Whore!
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Minka Kelly Titties in a Green Dress
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So Much Underboob….
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Gisele Taking a Center Piece from an Event
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Nicki Minaj Big Curves…
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Bai Ling is a Goddess
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Jewel’s Old Lady Tits
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Huge Weed Smoking TIts…
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NSFW Pics of the Day
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Lacey Banghard Got Some Big Fucking Tits
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Disturbing Pornstar of the Day
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Heather Graham’s Got Tits
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When Lighting a Fart Goes Bad
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Dancer of the Day
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Cindy Lopes…Naked…
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Public Nudity
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The Handbra THread
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Mechanical Bull Booty Flash!
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School GIrl and her Big Tits
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

29

Sep

Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day

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Hearst just invested 21 Million Dollars into Complex…and to celebrate their new money…my longtime friends and partners at Complex, who I think I’ve been working with since they featured me when I was relevant in 2006…because I guess I tricked them…into thinking I may be relevant…because I was never relevant..

It turns out that they spent the 21 million dollar investment on photoshopping Demi Lovato for their latest issue…and it turns out they turned her into Dita VOn Teese, the only hollywood starlet from the late 90s, who was never Hollywood but more Playboy, that her boyfriend FES from That 70s Show never fucked…

This is the same issue that Bieber is on the other cover of, where he said he doesn’t need to go to Church to be a Christian like you don’t need to go to Taco Bell to be a Taco…because AMerica loves Christianity as no one has told them that there is no GOD…

See the spread HERE

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Nipple for FB of the Day

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Hilary Duff doesn’t only have thick, sturdy, hockey ex-wife legs used to take the whole team to build morale…

She’s also got nipples that her babies, including her spoiled brat man-child husband who you know cheated on her all the time on the road, as these Athletes do…probably sucked on…nipples that you probably wish you could suck on…but never will because she’s too busy for you, her super fan….because you’re creepy and she’s out getting botox and being a billionaire…

These things happen.

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day

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The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much:

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on

Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert…

Proof:

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day

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Lock your kids up…Don’t let them watch TV….

I guess the good news is that no one watches TV anymore, because if they did they’d be exposed to ABC’s desperate attempt to win an audience since viewership is down thanks to the internet stirring shit up…as it should….

But the idea of your kids, since I don’t and will never have kids, they are annoying…watching Nicki Minaj and her story of being a middle class new yorker turning herself hood slut because it’s marketable…and comedic…is terrifying, but I guess nothing compared to the throatfucking porn they watch on your browser history…and/or ….any of this gutter slut’s music videos….

Garbage…popculture is garbage…we’re all doomed…the future…is over.

It’d be a good time for Aliens to attack, not just girls who turned themselves into ALien looking motherfuckers with their over the top plastic surgery to market their clown asses…

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