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2015

01

Oct

Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some Canadian twat….who was thrown into the Hollywood acting world….by landing some massive TV show called Pretty Little Liars and now, along with being type cast, since her fans can only really be into her based on her character on their favorite show, and not on her as a person, or who she is, because she’s absolutely uninteresting, even when doing desperate bikini pics…desperate bikini pics I like because they are a preview of the slutty to come when the show is cancelled and people start to forget her as new social media platforms replace instagram….and turn her into one of the cast of 90210…

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2015

01

Oct

Anne Hathaway Not Wearing SHirt of the Day

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Anne Hathaway went as slutty as Anne Hathaway has ever been for Glamour Magazine…a little Blazer with no shirt underneath for all 5 of her fans who think she’s hot and worth jerking off to….the 5 weirdest people in the world…probably exes who she did something freakish with….or just some Princess Diary pervert who can’t move past that movie…in life or in masturbation fantasy…and you know that person exists…

You also know that she’s she’s got to do all she can to promote a movie…people hate her…and her name alone won’t fill seats and the storyline of “Devil Wears Prada Two”…at least that is what the trailer looks like…isn’t compelling to fill seats…even though she’s an oscar winner and that alone should make the world want to worship her performance…as most Oscar winners are supposed to be the best of the best and thus the movies they are in are the best of the best…except maybe for Eric Roberts…he’s pretty bad…unless she won that Oscar wrongfully…who knows, none of that shit matters…it’s all nonsense…Anne Hathaway is nonsense…and I’m not offended by her like so many people are, I don’t give a fuck either way, I just know I used to have a girl I fucked who looked a lot like a fat Anne Hathway, and that girl used to lick my unshowered ass while jerking me off, making Anne Hathaway a friendly reminder of those glorious, disgusting days…

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2015

01

Oct

Whitney Cummings Ass Flash of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is one of the most overrated…generic potty mouthed but ot enough for people to pay attention to her, comedian….

She’s the Amy Schumer, if you’d want to fuck Amy Schumer…all interchangeable with their “slut” humor, something that is relevant now…talking about puking when sucking dick and being deemed genius…while dudes just stare at her tits…and women “relate to her” because what she says is “so true”…Fuck off funny girls…

Maybe I’m bitter, because I only like when girls laugh at my pathetic dick…

I guess the crazy thing in all this is that she turned her lame “roasting” and half assed humor into two TV shows…one called 2 Broke Girls…that is still on TV…and making her massive money so that she never has to work again….and all it took was working Hollywood for

that hit critical success a few years ago..executive producing multiple shows…because the best way to make it as an actor or as an exec is by being the hot girl in Comedy because you are too ugly to be the hot girl in regular acting….build that audience through laughs…not orgasms…and I guess that’s ok…

Especially, when she still pulls the “look at my ass”….even when rich from successful TV shows becuase it’s all she knows…and she’s still Whitney from the I’ll suck your dick to get ahead…

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2015

01

Oct

Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day

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Bar Refaeli got married….

The guy she married isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio…But you can be sure of one thing, and that is that he’s most likely a billionaire, because this Bar is for rich people only, it’s a model thing, especially one who was as famous, living as exclusively and Hollywood as Bar Refaeli the jewish model….but also applies to even the most desperate of girls on Instagram with more than 10k followers…it’s just the way of fucking life….

Her wedding pics are dull, but the bachelorette party was slutty enough for me to anticipate the divorce that will happen after at least one jewish baby breaks her vagina, but as a Jewish girl, she can take it, these vaginas are built to breed, it’s part of their repopulating the earth program…

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2015

01

Oct

Cailin Russo Tits for P Magazine of the Day

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I was just talking about this instagram model movement, that is still going strong, which surprises me a little but girls all want to be models, it caters to their egos and makes them feel pretty about themselves, while not actually having to work, and being able to lock down rich dudes to offer them the good life…full of travel and events…makes sense…

What’s happened is that more and more and more of them have surfaced…making the orignal players like Cailin Russo, who is a “pop punk star’s” daughter, famous from Bieber video, still a nobody….but from southern California and willing to get topless for any photographer or website that will give her some publicity…it’s a competitive world out there….for these nobodies..

Fun and young enough tits though…even better that she’s affordable..

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2015

01

Oct

Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day

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This is as close to a dead Ariana Grande that you’ll see today..

So if you’ve ever had fantasies of a dead Arianna Grande because she’s the kind of overrated cunt, who despite her ability to sing angelic songs due to natural talent coupled with stage mom who whored her out, is still an annoying cunt, who shits on her fans, and not in a good old fashion German scat porn way, but rather because they are fat…and she’s not…because she knows what’s important in life and that’s being skinny….take it in…

I’ve heard a lot of stories about how much of a slut this girl is, which you’d expect by just looking at her, making her more interesting to me, yet still the fucking worst….so a playing dead, may not be as good as dead, but is still better than her polluting our lives while alive…true story.

Posted in:Arianna Grande|SFW

2015

01

Oct

Woman Pepper Sprays Bear, Bear Eats Kayak of the Day

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This is probably the best video of the day…

Her voice is so fucking annoying in her state of panic…and this bear fucking owns the bitch…as she screams and begs for him to not eat her Kayak…well maybe she shouldn’t have sprayed the the poor bastard with pepper spray..

During a solo kayak trip, intended to go from from Ketchikan, Alaska to Petersburg, Alask, a bear attacked my kayak. This incident occurred outside of a US Forest Service cabin in Berg Bay, Wrangell District, Alaska. I had just carried my tent, food, and all my gear into the cabin to dry while I went on a 4 mile hike that begins just behind the cabin. I heard something outside as I ate my lunch, and well, I never got to go on that hike. This video is taken 5 minutes after the attack began, he continued to gnaw on it for another 5 or 10 after the video ends. Shortly after the bear left and I drug the kayak back to the cabin door step. Then I swam to the S/V anchored in the bay. They did not have their radio on and I feared I would be stranded! The German flagged S/v Caledonia took me and my things to Wrangell where I am trying to repair my kayak now.

Too bad he didn’t eat her…or at least leave her stranded for the winter to fend for her cunt self…

If you don’t like that…maybe you’l like this stripper with her blow torch pussy

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2015

01

Oct

Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

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Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now…

She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits…

Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot..

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2015

01

Oct

Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day

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A day, doesn’t seem to be a day, it doesn’t seem to matter or count, unless there is some Kylie and Kendall Jenner coverage, because Kyle and Kendall Jenner are spawns of the worst fame whores in the history of fame whoring, but thanks to that fame whoring, can play it off like they aren’t fame whores, but rather just famous due to fame whores, giving them some level of credibility, even though we as a people know that they are just pawns in a master chess game their mother, who you know was less of a mother and more of a manager too busy for them, shat out of her pussy….it’s all business for these people….

But I guess when you distract Kylie Jenner and her Waist to Hip Ratio with black cock, fans, some jobs and hustling the hip hop market they are dialed into…I mean her sister is Kanye West…when not getting plastic surgery to have a comedic waist to hip ration at 18, when she should hardly have a body…

And Kendall and her thong in pantyhose ass with a fake modeling career that’s become an actual modeling career due to the power of suggestion and a world too lazy to question….

And Nipples:

They don’t commit suicide…yet…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

01

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Attention Seeking of the Day

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If you’ve been looking for Jon Benet Ramsey, here she is….she lives…she wasn’t raped and killed by her family members who were trying to condition her to be the next Britney Spears through child beauty pagents…she was traded off to some Polish Chicago immigrants, only to get some fake tits, to grow up to be some Playboy from the 90s looking, Glamour Model bitch who by some alliance of the stars that happened via her pussy when a guy who was into her Galmour Modeling because Maxim and FHM got him through college, the same college that got him his first producer job in Hollywood, and this twat, literally, was the one he liked jerking off to best….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s too fucking old to be Jon Benet Ramsey, what is this outfit, I guess with these tits, she’s far more desperate to survive than Jon Benet Ramsey…not just because Jon Benet Ramsey is dead, and dead children can’t do much, but because her career has pretty much the same fate…yet she keeps on trying…to keep it going…

I guess resilience is the key to survival in a world where everyone is fucking lazy..

Thanks Joanna Krupa for inspiring as much as your old hooker ass can inspire…