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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2015

15

Sep

Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day

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I have an ongoing joke, with myself, because no one listens to me, and I talk to myself, that Haley Joel Osment, the star from The Sixth Sense, who I think was even Oscar Nominated, has gone on to become a woman, like Bruce Jenner, without all the marketing around it, because he was clever enough to realize no one cared about an awkward teenage boy, and but everyone cares about teenage girls, revealing himself as his “sister”…whatever the fuck her name is…who has gone onto have a solid career…and tits…really solid tits…

It’s really a funny joke, to me..for myself..because no one listen to me and I talk to myself…

So you just won’t get it…

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2015

15

Sep

Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

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I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world…

That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it…

What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing…

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2015

15

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family…

I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win…

In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good…

I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms..

Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce…

Here she is on Married with Children…

Here she is on people flirting with her husband

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2015

15

Sep

Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day

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Alice Exx is some babe from Australia, I don’t really know anything about her, she hasn’t agreed to go on any dates, she’s not an ex girlfriend, we’ve never made passionate love like out of a daytime soap opera and we haven’t had a Disney Romance…She hasn’t come over to to cuddle with me…we have never NETFLIXED and Chilled…and I didn’t match her on Tinder, so I’m not sure I know how how to deal with her, as tinder girls are the only ones I understand these days…(not sponsored by tinder, but should be, send me money you DOT COM BILLIONAIRE FASCISTS )……

Maybe it’s got to do with not being in Australia, but lucky we have a correspondent in Australia , Art Provocative , sending me all kinds of pictures of all kinds of people…often times sex workers and sometimes just local babies…and in this case Alice Exx i and her heart shaped nipples…that like are like an emoji but better….because they are nipples.

All this to say..this is a pretty perfect shoot…

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2015

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day

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I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit…

I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows…

I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going…

That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it…

Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless…

Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good.

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2015

15

Sep

Amber Rose in Black Face of the Day

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I don’t know if Amber Rose is a white girl with a tan, or a black girl who is light skinned, or some other ethnicity, because she’s one of those over filtered, over made-up, stripper looking bitches who fucks rappers and isn’t really someone anyone pays attention to enough to bother knowing her ethnic background…because all she really is is Gold Digger…

Well, she posted a picture of her in blackface and the real issue is that if girl posts a pic of her in blackface and a wig, people notice and not to call her out for
being a racist or to question her race, but to just post it, and all she had to do for that was fuck rappers…like a hooker…groupie…until one knocked her up…

It’s just so ridiculous…and here I am participating in this nonsense…for no reason…I could be doing so much more…like sucking my own nipple..because like Amber Rose, I am an independent woman so long as my rich man pays me child support and alimony…

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2015

15

Sep

Naked Woman Caught in the Rain..Ranting About Adam & Eve and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Tries Tipping Street Dancer

Robber Chokes Out Woman

Fight on the LA Metro Bus

Fat Kid Shits Himself in a Store

Robber Killed After Shooting and Killing a Father Out Getting Ice Cream with his Kids

Migrants / Refugees Already Fighting in Germany….Welcome to Your New Home…

Bike VS Elephant!

Just 2 Girls on a Bench…

Memphis Fair….is for the Kids…

African Granny Fight on Transit…

Long Legged Neighbor Goes Crazy

Girl Throws Cat in Pool…

Raccoon knocking On Door for Food…

HUsband Throws Acid in Wife’s Face…

Upskirt Filmer of the Day

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2015

15

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Talking to a girl you’re sexting about the pre-cancerous cells on her cervix from her younger days not using condoms and fucking everyone, landing some HPV, that included but wasn’t limited to genital warts, now this monthly or maybe it was yearly, I don’t fucking know, I was trying to cum, regiment of getting her cervix lasered…

Is not as erotic as it sounds…but it’s what I did all night, now that fall is here and tinder girls are coupled up to their favorite Tinder hook-up, I’m left scared and alone….with limited options…stuck with the girl and her broken vagina…

I guess as a married man, I shouldn’t be complaining…take what you get…motherfucker…yes I’m doing affirmations, that’s what you are supposed do in the morning….maybe that’s why I’m unemployed loser, who drinks all day, has no money but can count on misery from a shitty marriage, because it never goes the fuck away….

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Kendall Jenner and her Pierced Nipples
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Some Fame Whore Named Sarah Harris Nipples
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Girls With Eyes…
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Maitland Ward is Legendary
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2015

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand why they say you’re an alcoholic when you drink alone, every single night, trying to numb the memories of the past and the fear of the future….

Because s someone who drinks alone every night, I feel it is more of “bear in the woods” situation…no one knows happened…

Unless when blackout drunk you rape and kill people and don’t remember the next day..

But I’ve yet to wake up to blood covered clothing in the corner of my room…

So I’ll just assume either I am a meticulous murdering drunk, or the extent of the damage done is failing at jerking off as a pass out dick in hand…for my wife to find me to remind her all that’s gone wrong in her life…

I’m helpful like that.

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Ana Braga Supports The BEars..
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Hot Girl Getting Stoned
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Subway Received Jared Complaints in 2011
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Semi Lovato is Gay
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Julianne Hough’s Brother Takes Pics of her Ass
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Kristen Stewart on Anti Depressants…
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Taylor Swift Got a Radio DJ Fired for Grabbing her Ass
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Your New Miss AMerica
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LILY Allen Ass Flash Scares Me
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Spanish Lady Caught Stealing
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The 14 Most Shocking NFL Scandals
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Kristen Stewart in a Black Dress
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Miss Bum Bum Contest
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Some Glamour Model and Her Tits
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Useless Fame WHore
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Hot Girls of Summer
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Burning Man 2015 Weirdness Video
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The NFL Player Most Likely to Get Injured in 2015
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Malin Akerman’s got a hard Nipple
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Irina Shayk with Brad Cooper’s Mom…
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Lily ALdridge See Through
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ALice Krige Naked!
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Amber Rose Twerks
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Some Legs at Some Bullshit
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This Donald Trump Interviewing Himself is Weird
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Jessica Biel’s Hard Face
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Maitland Ward is an Aspiring Adrienne Curry
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Girls WHo are into Weed
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Jessica Alba in Workout Gear
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2015

14

Sep

Fashion Week Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Lily Aldridge both didn’t wear bras because they are young harlots who do anything to secure their place in this world to not live in the shadow of their families, and or husbands, because Victoria’s Secret use them to sell product people, and that’s status…you’re no a Victoria’s Secret model or even fucking one, therefore by default they are better than you…but you already know that, that’s why you jerk off to their nipples, it’s your way of showin’ them who’s boss in your mind, because in reality….they don’t know you exist and if they did, they’d probably get a restraining order..

All 3 are LA Rich kids turend models…fun…because I like nipples on rich girls who care what you think about them…

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