Arnaud Lajeunie is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…
Maybe we should start calling photographers “Technicians”…who just put a button…because under the current situation, I’m a fucking photographer, just based on my instagram pics of my dog…I am also a director, producer and writer….
When anyone who knows me, knows that I am a fucking hack..
That said, thie Arnaud Lajeunie dude is my jam, he takes average, even ugly girls, Amanda Smith, Celine Bjornlund Mortier, & Agathe Rousselle, gets them naked, in masks, being weird, under red lights, because #art..
And I get to see their pubic hair, and I fucking love pubic hair..
She is a model..that at first I thought was a just a pawn by a publicist trying to be funny, by having a boat of “immigrants” pull up to the beach and start running, like immigrants, making for a hilarious viral video, that went viral..and has even made it to FOX…because FOX loves immigrants…especailly illegals…
Then I saw, she’s an artist, who probably conceptualized this herself…and it’s amazing…well done..
Because there is no way this is actual immigrants, or illegals running to safety…
But people want to believe it is, which is the best element in any viral video..
She’s 19, she’s tall enough, she’s a capricorn….whatever the fuck that means…I mean other than you being able to google whether you are compatiable signs, since you’re that lonely…and it brings you hope…
She’s from the UK, or England as it used to be called…I share a queen with her, seeing as I am a Canadian, and I am just surprised she doesn’t look like a toothless, working class, brown toothed, chimney sweeper, with grey skin, eating grey meat and potatos, like all british women I’ve seen…
But instead she’s got a hip name, that is probably a stage name, a hip look, showing hip nipples, because everyone is hip now…an these Elle France, or as I like to call it “L”….because I’m an idiot…but these pics aren’t idiots. They are good.
The other thing that is good…is that she was at one point in time…she was obsessed with pugs…see earlier post to see what I think of that.
My favorite thing about Mexics, or really all Latin based Americans, is that they are all so fucking eager to prove to you that they are legal. They bust out their passport everywhere they fucking go, because either they feel that people just assume they are immigrants, and thus treat them differently, or maybe they just hear too many stories about their families being deported while gardening…
So American, who wants you to know she’s American….Francia Raisa….from Bring it On – All or Nothing..thanks to dance moves she learned while her mother was prostituting her at the age of 5 for the American dream…wore a bikini….
She’s not very famous, she’s on a show called UnREAL, that people are talking about but she’s in a bikini…and that’s what her worth boils down to.
I am pug obsessed, which for some reason seems to annoy or confuse the 4 people who read this site, because they want tits, or hateful commentary on all that is wrong with the world, making fun of pop culture, calling girls hookers, and linking to weird as fuck fetish videos….
But for some reason, a reason I call not being too impressed by humans, but feeling nothing but love from my dog, who I have kept alive for 7 years at this point, and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as the fact that the fucker, with his stupid alien looking face, gave my life purpose…and the purpose is to use him to talk to young girls who love pugs…
Either way, this video of pug puppies, is better than anything else you’ll see here today…you know tits on nobodies, that are celebrated, for no reason…amongst the other shit I spew..
Maja Krag is a Danish model, and if you know anythong about me and my family, we fucking love danish….from Cheese Danish, to Strawberry Danish, to Chocolate Danish, to pretty much any Danish, just as long as it is a Danish, including but not limited to Maja Krag…who I’d eat all day…and not just because she’s 20, and I’d eat any 20 year old all day, but because she’s amazing looking, in all her tall, topless, posing…as cheesy as I find posing in photos when you’re a model to be…it’s like can you be any more embarrassing and obnoxious in your narscisism, I guess if these were a selfie, she could…and they may be…who knows…who cares…she’s hot as fuck…I’m into it.
It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet…
The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies…
Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker..
Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”…
Poptart Drake makes me laugh. He is not authentic, he borrows shit all the time, he is just marketable as fuck…I just don’t understand how a child star who was slated for a Disney special in terms of acting, but who decided “shit, I’m not cool, rap is cool, I’m an actor, I can act better than these hood rappers, my dad I never met was a musician, maybe I’ll obsessively do this and ride my celebrity and make as much money as possible, so people forget who I really am”….and it worked…dude, a Jewish business man, with an ability to work his way to the fucking top…
Anyway, Meek Mill, is hating on Drake, I don’t cover Rap Music, but Bill Cosby hates on it, he’s more into RAPE music…
Meek Mill says Drake can’t write his own songs, or doesn’t write his own songs, even though no one writes their own song in music, and I believe that writing raps requires very little talent that a 3 year old could pull off, if they can read the internet, so I’d be surprised if he can’t….and I don’t think it matters if he does or doesn’t, he can sell product, so who cares who writes the songs, Drake isn’t street, he’s fucking Bieber,…not literally..fucking Bieber…but is the same level of cheese as Bieber, only I can stomach Drake’s music…amd he may be fucking Beiber…I mean Usher is…
Here’s the dis, because beef, are what the people want….
Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don't write his own raps! That's why he ain't tweet my album because we found out! ????
Doesn’t matter…Drake has a hit song with Nicki Minaj…and that she’s on tour, in Montreal tonight actually, hit me up girl..
All this to say, Drake is a poptart…this beef is not a beef, it’s just homotional….
This is just the WWE, WWF, Hip Hop beef to generate buzz, conflict, controversy on the basic of basic “Gladiator” dramatic curve people fucking love…and these assholes just make lots of money doing…
Here’s the dis track, because beef, is what the people want….
Here’s Some Nicki Minaj, the girl, I assume is a girl, caught in the middle of this fight, because #money…in a Meek Mill song they are Promoting….
It’s just a vehicle for all idiots to jump on this nonsense, because the world is no dealing with actual issues…
People, artists, especially hugely marketable performers, all collaborate and credit motherfuckers…so Drake doesn’t write all his own songs…fascinating…no one does, these are just puppets made to make money and I guess we’re participating in that…
