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2015

Sep

Kara Neko by for P Magazine of the Day

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P MAGAZINE , which I guess is a fashion magazine, at least they pretend to be, because they publish a magazine featuring instagram-kind of pics in actual print…which is all you need to be an actual magazine, but that doesn’t offend me, I think there’s room for everyone, and I’d rather see a small independent company, and people coming together and giving girls and/or tumblr models like KARA NEKO a chance, when traditional magazines, with their big budgets, are too lazy to find the girls aspiring to get seen…even while naked….like so many girls are…because that’s just how the world works…dreams of fame, an audience, so that you never have to work a day job…

I dig it…

But I really dig this web exclusive they put out by ERICA SHIRES …because GIFS…and I fucking love GIFS….

So a bunch of people who aren’t famous coming together, helps me come together…because of her inny vagina…that’s only missing one thing…bush…

All this to say, thanks for putting yourself out there Kara Neko…you’re good.

VIA P MAGAZINE ,

Posted in:ERICA SHIRES|Kara Neko|P Magazine

2015

Sep

Drunk Girl Photobombs News….of the Day

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Here’s a bit of a double standard…when a man photobombs the news and says “fuck her right in the pussy”…or in one case, where the news person pressed charges against the guy for kissing her, while the social justice warriors went nuts, calling the men sexual predators, harassing women, not letting people do their job…

While a drunk girl does it and everyone giggles, look how silly and funny she is, drawing attention to herself, with her big personality, brightening up our days….

Now I agree that drunk girls make everything better, and that any dude who says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…is the absolute worse kind of human…

I’m just saying, girls get away with murder, yet still complain about slut shaming, body shaming, and equity in pay…

Is it because there’s an actual issue, or is it, as my married would suggest that girls are never happy and always willing to voice their opinion, while men just shut up and want to kill the bitch…

Or would that be me making gender stereotypes because we’re not allowed to have an opinion on how women operate and how men operate anymore..

Fucking assholes everywhere…except in my bed…where I want it…because most girls I fuck are full of shit, shit I’m not into having on my dick….

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2015

Sep

Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who has been naked a lot…in fact, I think the bulk of her career has been her naked…I guess that’s the basis of a hipster model….

She’s done major campaigns, so unlike other hipster models who pretend to be anti-capitalist, until an evil corporation offers them money, and the world sees their true colors and see through their lies….you know lies that worked to get them to that high paying corporate job….you know by pretending to be an artist on tumblr and instagram…even though art is a lie…doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s the cover girl of the next issue of P MAGAZINE , that I assume is another one of these girls getting naked on the web, but only if you have a print issue, because print still seems like it is quality or legitimate…

The pictures are by CHADWICK TYLER …and seem good enough for me, but that’s not saying much, I’ve jerked off to pictures on a point and shoot, that looked like they may have a hard nipple in them, but turned out it was just a scratch on the print…I’m easy…especially for these hipster, willing to get naked, sexually liberated, “models”…who don’t even need to be models…it’s a weakness…especially when posing like she’s getting peed on…my favorite…

Posted in:Ali Michael|Chadwick Tyler|P Magazine

2015

Sep

Steve Rannazzisi’s LOL of the Day

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I don’t watch the League. I don’t know who The League’s star Steve Rannazzisi is. I don’t watch comedy. I hate comedy. I find anything scripted and practiced in front of a mirror by either someone who thinks they are funny, or a fat chick who needs to be funny, instead of just being funny, really fucking desperate and lame. It’s almost like a girl who wants to be a model, because she’s a vapid cunt, taking pics and staging Photoshoots like she’s Vogue…for her fucking instagram..only harder to jerk off to…

Anyway, I guess this dude lied to the world by saying he survived the WTC September 11 terrorist attack, because he realized it made people listen, notice and cast him….everyone likes a story of a hero escaping…

But today, many years later…the motherfucker came clean on the story being a lie, but one he couldn’t retract, and I think he deserves a lynching for using an American tragedy for personal gain, he should be ousted and forgotten..

But at the same time, a troll of that level is amazing, and really we only have the media to blame for being lazy and never bothering looking into the validity of the story…

Right…

Here’s the quote and now we all know who The League star Steve Rannazzisi is.

From NYT:

Confronted this week, though, with evidence that undermined his account, Mr. Rannazzisi, after a day of deliberation, acknowledged on Tuesday that his account was fiction. Actually, he had been working in Midtown that day, and not for Merrill Lynch, which has no record of his employment and had no offices in either tower.

“I was not at the Trade Center on that day,” he said in a statement provided by his publicist, Matthew Labov. “I don’t know why I said this. This was inexcusable. I am truly, truly sorry.”

“For many years, more than anything,” he said, “I have wished that, with silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man. It only made me more ashamed. How could I tell my children to be honest when I hadn’t come clean about this?”

“It was profoundly disrespectful to those who perished and those who lost loved ones,” he said. “The stupidity and guilt I have felt for many years has not abated. It was an early taste of having a public persona, and I made a terrible mistake. All I can ask is for forgiveness.”

Ridiculous…

Here’s Nadine Velazquez from The League’s Instagram slutty…to celebrate her co-star idiot..

Posted in:LOLZ|Steve Rannazzisi

2015

Sep

Topless Girl Tanning VS Elephant and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Strips When Going through Metal Detector…

Cops Beat Up Two Black Guys Waiting for a Ride to Work…

Man Beats Up Woman He Was on a First Date With….

Just a Good Old Fashion Street Shooting

Chinese Elevator of the Day

CHinese Escalator

Just a Guy Hitting Shoppers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media’s gone nuts…

Facebook is launching a diskike button…after years of being asked to launch a dislike button…only to realize it will create wars and we like wars…while being programmed by some computer programmer who learned how to control humans….

Snapchat released animated emoji’s that a bunch of idiots have sent me, doing the exact same pose, like a bunch of robots..none on point because as a people we are lazy in the content we produce, just look at this site…and shitty content annoys me…that’s why I produce it…

While, Tinder gave me AIDS and possibly one unwanted pregnancy….thanks to 20 year olds not being into condoms…

Here are some links…on my anti social media…site no one visits thanks to social media making me obsolete…while giving me AIDS, dislike buttons and animated emojis….

Big Tits and her Guitar
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Voice is Hilarious…
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Sara Sampaio’s Sheer Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Average in a Bikini
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Topless Charlie Riina
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Pug Owner Throws Shit at Cops…
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Girls with Dimples…are Less Interesting than Girls Getting Plugged with Household Objects…But they Stll Work
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Amber Heard’s Mom is AMazing
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Truck Driver…Rolls
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Danielle Knudson in a Bikini
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not many girls, at least on TINDER like the opening line…”fuck me up the ass like my dad used to when I was 8″…

Even though my dad never used to do that….I don’t even know who my dad is…but I am sure my mom who got paid to have sex with him…probably wishes that’s why he did to her…I mean in the 3 years she had to care for me before dropping me off at an orphanage…

This post went from weird to depressing..

All I was trying to say is…don’t ever tell girls to fuck your ass like they were your dad…

They’ll hate it…and the ones who like it…may be the kind of girl you should avoid…

We call it the litmus test…and here are some stepLINKS…

Seat Belt Tits!
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Johnny Depp Gold Took Make Out Session with AMber Heard
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Charlotte McKinney Broken Face – Big Tits
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Amber Rose in Black Face
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Jessica ALba’s Legs on TV! Because She’s a Whore…
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Arianna Grande Promotes Shit
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Arianna Grande Still Apologizing
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney in a Sports Bra
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Fight Between Dallas Cowboy’s Fan
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Nicki Minaj Ass for Fashion Week
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Israeli Frenchie Diverting Flight…is amazing…
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Gary Busey on Dancing with the Stars
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Game of War Featuring Mariah Carey
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Nicki Minaj Areola
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Obama Spoke Out on the PC Movement on College Campuses…
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Gwen Stefani is Banging Blake Shelton
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Amber Heard Toronto CLeavage
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Driver Rolls Truck
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Rita Ora Stomach!
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Jessica Simpson Cleavage
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Lady Gaga in a Red Dress
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Kylie is a Babe Getting Stoned in her Panties
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Twerk Star of the Day
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TODAY in LARPING
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Dude Gets Crushed!
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Lily Aldridge in a See Through….
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Candice Swanepoel in a Thong
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Hailee Steinfeld Legs
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Dakota Fanning Nipples
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Victoria Justice is Cute Enough
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Babes Smoking Weed in NAture
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Bitchy Customer
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Lohan is Banned from Canada
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Kylie Jenner’s Entourage Pushed Jessica Alba..
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Woman Throwing Dog Shit on Cops…
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Jessica Biel in a Dress
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt
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Japan Killed Dolphin – Makes Me Mad
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Heidi Klum in a Dress…
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Fan Girls!
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Crocodile Hunter’s Daughter is Doing….Dancing with the Stars
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Hilary CLinton Said Nice Things About Kim K
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Girls Getting Naked – Is The Best Thing Ever….
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Lacey Banghard’s Big Fucking Tits
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This Lunatic Thinks Black Magic Will Protect His Arm from being Chopped Off
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Cunt Tear!
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Cyclist Fail
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Gun Safety Fail
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Raver Death of the Day
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This Girl has Great Tits
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Carla Gugino’s BOOBS
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Amazing Greek Girl Dancing in a Thong
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Porn GIFs of the Dya
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Best Amateur Ever
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Terrible Dildo of the Day
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Taser Fail!
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Every Day irls Being Naughty and Loving It Because Everyone is a Fucking Pervert
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2015

Sep

Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day

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Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba…

Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at…

All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes…

This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

Sep

Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day

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Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks…

They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go..

IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie…

Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt…

Here’s a bonus – LEG shot….

Here’s more of her with KYLIE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

Sep

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know…

Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs…

I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW