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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Sep

Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was in a pink bathing suit a few days ago….or weeks ago…probably around her birthday…and for some reason I just saw them now…and figured there is no real timeline needed to post bathing suit pics of Kylie Jenner and her weird, plastic surgery to look like a big booty video vixen, even though she’s the white Kardashian, in what I guess is some program they run out of their basement that makes them look like these off-white, porn face, puppets that lack any real beauty but sure as fuck use make-up to try…

I figured that since these are old, you’d want something recent, like yesterday’s new Snapchat empji animations I fucking hate…and a Kylie in her robe n bed, on her instagram devoted to her snapchats she downloads and re-uploads as part of her media scam to make the world think people care, and I guess they do….

So Here’s a little edit of Kylie’s Snapchat where she proves TYGA is her little bitch…cuz she owns him with her family money and young pussy…cuz no rapper ever lets rainbows in their motherfucking mouths…and her in robes after he reclaimed his masculinity with her 18 year old, probably not that fresh, cunt…

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2015

Sep

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore a see through outfit the other day…and I guess it was an outfit worth talking about because it was see through….

She even posted it to Instagram and no one deleted it, I know, I figured it was because no one knew who she was, I mean the sister of an “It” girl, who’s rich family started paying for her modeling career to happen because they believe in being fair….the dark haired, darker personality than the blonde beachy Jonas Brother fucking sister, so dark she even bangs darkies, namely, her boyfriend The Weekend, who isn’t all that dark, but is slated to be the next Michael Jackson…straight from the streets of Toronto, where I guess he was gangbanging with Drake….or maybe even gangbanging Drake, you can never tell the secret lives of these idiots who are always fronting, but I can tell you a girl I know has either banged him, or given him head, or something….we’re Canadian, we know who fucks who…and the story is he has the biggest Penis of all time, which his music may not suggest, but how loose this Bella Hadid, his girlfriend,, definitely does….naughty girl, too bad her real dad is busy fucking models to discipline her, or really just tell her he cares….

Here’s her dumb looking sister on the same night…

To see more pics of the dumb, more famous looking sister CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Arianna Grande Side Tit of the Day

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Arianna Grande did some media tour to promote not hating America…but hating the obesity epidemic because she’s so skinny…or some bullshit I don’t follow because I am a grown man and try to focus on what is important…her little body…her whore reputation according to a pornstar I met who was fucking Arianna Grande’s ex Mac Miller…and who apparently claims she’s the worst form of evil..something I could agree with based on her music alone…not that she writes it…but she participates in it…and even if that pays a lot of money…for this conditioned puppet..it’s still the fucking worst…

So I’m glad she is with me on this whole “focus on the tit” thing…at least based on her outfit alone….because she’s showing off tit…I didn’t know she had…probably from eating all the donuts…

Here she is singing some bullshit for Fallon….as Britney Spears and Celine Dion….while Jimmy Fallon is overly excited by it like a nervous, annoying, full retard…

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2015

Sep

Amber Heard Teaching Her Mom of the Day

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Amber Heard telling her mom not to make eye contact with the media….makes for aa pretty funny video…for a lot of reasons, from her mom not having any clue how any of this works, because unlike most of the other girls, she didn’t whore out Amber Heard to get the family ahead, Amber Heard whored herself out…and it worked out pretty well..considering she’s married to Johnny Depp, a massive fucking star, rich as fuck..

She’s a babe, her mom seems nice, the kind of woman I’d want to eat cookies she baked out of, but I guess that’s not saying much, I am a fat man, I love cookies and would eat them out of anyone…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF AMBER HEARD LOOKING LIKE A HORSE FACE KILLER BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH TO HOMEWRECK AND SEDUCE A RICH OLD MAN CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Rita Ora’s Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora’s marketing campaign has really been fucking the right people…and showing as much tit and ass as she can to get noticed…without looking overly desperate in attempts to replace Rihanna, by pretty much copying Rihanna, in what I would assume is an actual popstar beef, but I am too lazy to google whether Rihanna hates Rita Ora for cramping her style, or whether Rihanna loves Rita Ora, is the person behind Rita Ora after they met in Barbados on one of Rita Ora’s summer vacations with her sugar daddy, only to actually own 20% of Rita Ora, that she’ll use as a retirement plan when she gives up the music, despite begging for the world to please not stop the music…eventually, when you’re a lazy bitch and have 300 million dollars in the bank you gotta say, I’m in the mood to just kick back and relax, but it’s only smart to keep revenue coming by bitches trying to be you..

That said, Rita Ora is at fashion week, performing a lot, wearing big panties for her big ass in see through dresses…as so many girls are…it’s the style by Ora goes one step further with it…to get noticed…because she’s not compelling as an “artist” without it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PERFORMING AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus is Broken – X-Ray Porn of the Day

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OMG! OMG! Miley is injured, I sure hope she recovers from this most terrible thing that could possibly happen to a girl who is high all the time, and who probably fell down the stairs or some shit…

I guess it could also be a like, and she’s just implying that she’s injured, by posting an X-Ray on her instagram, as part of one of her TUMBLR INSPIRED art projects, because art doesn’t exist anymore, it’s just a series of idiots making silly memes and videos for their own social media accounts…you know commentary on how her soul feels thanks to selling herself to the devil at a young age…

Or maybe she’s actually hurt, with a minor hand injury, that as anyone who has fucked an amputee will tell you, won’t get in the way of handjobs on either girls or guys…not that Miley gives, she’s more of a taker, the spoiled lazy brats always are…

I am just disappointed she didn’t post the videos of her injured, crying…where is her full time cameraman we know she has when you need him…

Fuck X-Ray porn, I want Miley Crying porn…because I am disgusting…and crying girls have always been a fetish…

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2015

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day

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This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants….

Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of…

It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is…

It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about…

But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other….

Memories…

That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe…

Memories…

HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Drew Barrymore still has a face..

It’s just really fucking doughy, or maybe it’s botoxed and not doughy at all, but rather one hard, paralyzed, expressionless, pile of shit…

But that face is terrifying….

That’s not to say Drew Barrymore had a cute face really ever…I mean maybe in ET, but that was some “she’s a little kid, they are all cute enough, in a cabbage patch doll kind of way, until they grow up and become the monsters they are”….

Drew Barrymore just existed because her family was so deeply entrenched in Hollywood that she could have been an acid burned, arab wife, who didn’t cook dinner fast enough for her husband, and she’d still get cast..

Either way, Drew Barrymore doesn’t matter, she was never hot, she’s old news, and her face…is old too…but I felt compelled to post it because I can’t stop staring at it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Sep

The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

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Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat…

That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator…

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2015

Sep

Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy

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I don’t watch Star Trek, I’ve actually always hated the shit, and in times when there was only one TV in the house and person I lived with would insist on watching Star Trek, I would fantasize about killing them, because I’m crazy, but not as crazy as Jennifer Lien, who was some character on Star Trek Voyager, a show I’ve obviously never seen, but that was a cash grab in the franchise…

Who I guess lives in Tennessee and who is a very friendly nudist neighbor that her bible thumping neightbors don’t appreciate…because they don’t like fun…or naked…

Here’s the story….

Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure in an incident that happened on Aug. 31 in Harriman, Tenn.

A neighbor of Lien’s made a complaint to police after Lien began a tirade due to a crying child, and during her tirade, exposed her breasts and buttocks. The neighbor stated that she had three children in the yard while this was happening.

According to a Roane County Sheriff’s Office report, when police appeared on Sept. 3 with a warrant, Lien was not wearing clothes and resisted arrest.

“The offender stated she wasn’t going any f–king where and we needed to leave her alone,” reads the police report by responding officer Billy Walker.

Lien also threatened to have the officers shot and killed, says the police report. She was transported to the patrol car and taken to the Roane County Jail, and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec. 7.

Where’s the video…it sounds like she’d be amazing in bed, the kind of woman who thinks she’s possessed by demons and the only exercism is through her twat with your dick….

Here are some GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH pics of her…

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