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2015

11

Sep

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S

She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits.

I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark…

But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics…

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2015

11

Sep

State Bicycle DrunkenStepfather Contest of the Day

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I don’t think anyone pays attention me when I speak, or in this case write, they just roll their fucking eyes, and block and delete me, and not just girls I try to have sex with or who I have had sex with, but pretty much everyone, because people only listen to you when you’re in a reality show, and / or you’re in a movie, and/ or you have a podcast….

Well, I have a blog, and as pathetic and humiliating as that is, we partnered up with State Bicycle Company…

So that


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

We did this photoshoot with a babe…I don’t know her name, but she’s a babe…and photographer @proprpostur And model @sbeauch to celebrate you having the chance to win a free bike…

So


CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

I said:


YOU CAN TO ENTER CONTEST TO WIN A FREE BIKE

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2015

11

Sep

Lara Stone for Vogue UK of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s also recently divorced from the guy she married from TV, some Comedian, who I guess lost his relevance and turned on her, disallowing her to pose for the magazines, like some kind of psycho fat guy, as all fat guys become, when they get a hot model girl they know are just with them for their money, because when growing up fat, while being equally funny, if not funnier and the success of their comedy is a testament to that, no model bitches wanted his dick…but the fame and fortune…brings thirsty pussy ready to eat your wallet if it’s fat enough..

So dudes who worry about not having a porn dick, you don’t need one, that’s for poor dudes who want hot pussy…if you’re rich, girls will fuck you, anyway you like…but when you break up, they’ll run to the media to try to piss you off…being slutty.

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2015

11

Sep

The Tits from Blurred Lines Dressed Like a Stripper for Target of the Day

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I wonder at what point in the choosing of this outfit…that the Tits from the Blurred Lines video, who also goes by Rat Cow, decided this was an appropriate outfit for a Target event at fashion week, where she is attending events as the bottom feeder, which is appropriate cuz of her bird face because birds love feeders, they sell them at Target…trying to stay relevant.

It’s like “Look at me, look at my tits, look at me….”…she’s done so much fucking to get to this point in her career, she can’t let it sink to the bottom of the fame whore ocean..

So I guess she’ll dress like a cheesy porn slut in a stripper outfit for her feature dance back in 1995…because that’s her spirit animal and the level of talent she best relates to…

Trashy. Fuck this hooker.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Sep

Sienna MIller for Vogue UK of the Day

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I used to jerk off to Sienna Miller.

She was in every movie naked, sometiems with bush, all while having a 5 /10 level of talent…

But I still used to jerk off to Sienna Miller…

So that makes me feel like we have some unspoken bond, that we will carry through our lives forever…only she doesn’t know I exist and if I was to ever meet her while either she or I was busking in a Subway station in London…and I told her about this bond…I would probably be arrested…

Either way, she still exists.

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2015

11

Sep

Gigi Hadid Butt Shot of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has no ass…but she is the most important model of our generation, or of her generation, or of modern times, because her dad bought it for her…

None of this really matters, I’m in my 40s and she’s not part of my generation, and looking back on my generation, or really my entire existence, every year has an it girl and most fade into obscurity after their year is up…I mean sure they are still around, and have rich husbands and money from her trust fund…where they can laugh about her modeling scam at their dinner parties while summering in yachts…

So I guess this does matter to Gigi, it’s all she ever wanted, instead of getting an education and making a difference in the world, she just felt she should show off her non existent ass instead…it’s more rewarding…and a better use of her dad’s hustle…

Weird.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

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Katy Perry posted a panty flash on her instagram with a fetish dude…and it was not very magical because I couldn’t zoom in and see stray public hairs or the definition of her vaginal lips or even the gunt of fat about her pussy that usually moms in their 40s get, but that Katy Perry has managed to pull off due to her awkward dancing and need to keep her tits since it’s all people care about when it comes to her…

I know, shocking, you’d think “I kissed a girl” was worthy of being forever immortalized in a stone monument somewhere for it’s genius catchy lyrics in a time of early lesbianism….you know a real cultural moment…and not just candy coated garbage pop…

I don’t hate Katy Perry. She’s lovely..I just like calling her fat.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day

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People actually sent me hate for calling Ashley Benson a doughy overweight celebrity, who is mainstream hipster rather than edgy hipster, and just very representative of the girls I see out and about these days, all in crop tops, all with big legs and asses and hips, in what I just assume is laziness and hormones in the food…

I think it’s safe to say, not just based on her tits, that I am right that she’s a solid 15 lbs over weight, and it’s not a bad thing to be soft, and magical, because sometimes we need soft and magical for great tits..

I also think a picture probably describes all this 15 lbs overweight far better than I can…and keep in mind haters, I just think celebrities have a certain image to uphold to inspire healthy and fit lives, I fuck girls 100s of pounds overweight if they let me, and it’s not even a fetish, I just take what I can get..

All this to say…I’m a fan….

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TO SEE MORE ASHLEY BENSON IN A BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER FRIEND AND COSTAR SHAY MITCHELL IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER FRIEND AND COSTAR LUCY HALE IN S CROP TOP – NOT THAT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

11

Sep

Rhian Sugden 2016 Calendar of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model…and mothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models…..

I guess they realize that they had the skill set and were destined to work the check out at Wal Mart, but then they realized they had tits….and could become Cocktail waitresses, bottle service waitresses, or hostesses…..and if they were really into getting paid they could be cam girls, or strippers or prostitutes, but that’s too trashy for them…they like to keep their level of trash to being in shitty magazines in shitty shoots for shitty audience of average man who likes tits in the UK…only to leverage that and pretend it is real celebrity to lure rich soccer players to have their babies…

Here’s some pics from this Galmour Model’s calendar….that I assume she self produced for her basic dude audience…she relies on to exist…

And with big tits, celebrating big tits, I can’t hate it, even if it’s so fucking average in every way but cup size….which sometimes is the best way to not be average….#tits.

Posted in:Rhian Sugden

2015

11

Sep

Beyonce Big Tits Sally on a Boat of the Day

Beyonce and Jay-Z with their daughter Blue Ivy enjoy a family getaway on a yacht in the Amalfi Coast. The superstar couple had lunch at La Conca del Sogno in Nerano, Italy.

Beyonce is on some sort of aggressive marketing campaign..

THe other day she did flaunt..

Then the story of Jay Z and her breaking up came out…

Then the story of them being kicked out of their 150,000 dollar a month house because they didn’t want to buy it came out…

Then Jay Z in a hood singing her lyrics to her song at a concert came out…

And I know all this….without every having looked up Beyonce news, it just sort of happens on social media…and the fact that I knew all this terrifies me…

But not as much as Beyonce, on Beyonce, talking about Beyonce, while showing off Beyonce because Beyonce does…

ANd her are her tits…on a boat

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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