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2015

14

Aug

Rita Ora Talking ABout her Boobs Being Free of the Day

Here’s a video of Rita Ora in the most vapid and useless interview in the history of interviews, not that Rita Ora is actually that important to be anything in History, she’s a forgetable act, based on so many acts before her, that will make a lot of money, but who I doubt will ever be anything, but she talking about her tits….and her tits are her marketing hook, without them she’s nothing..

Either way, they discuss her wearing a bra and see through top…while some girl speaks on behalf of her boobs…and how her body looks amazing…because boobs are all that matter…when it’s the only thing you got going for you…

Weird.

Here are some pics of her pretending to be Rihanna on instagram…because that’s her hustle…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Kesler Tran for For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Kesler Tran is one of the more interesting photographers coming out of LA, not that he’s from LA, but he consistently shoots with every single instagram model, making him an instagram photographer, until, one day that instagram photographer goes viral because he’s shot enough of these instagram models, and becomes the next Helmut Newton or Avedon or whoever the most important photographer since the dawn of photography was…because that’s how the internet works and I guess I shouldn’t hate these hustle as much as I do…because it’s just pictures and getting mad at pictures for being the same as all other pictures and not inspiring in anyway…oh great girl in lingerie in field with soft focus and light flare to look like film, or if he’s real hip actually film…fuck off…

It’s all a fucking scam, but I guess…everything is..in fame whoring, and celebrity….the real talent is usually the tormented soul busking on street corners because they are so genius they can’t adapt to success…because success is usually a direct representation of not art…even though art doesn’t exist it’s a scam…unless you think an instagram filter is art…which apparently every asshole I follow on instagram does…

The models are Jessica Morrow and Rocky Barnes….who have no nipples..because love and lemons is progressive and like erasing nipples…

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2015

14

Aug

Camera Test Video of the DAy

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Apparently this is how some blog demonstrates the slow motion feature on a camera…using some average looking girl with big but uninspiring tits…getting water balloons thrown at them…because wet uninspiring tits…are better than dry ones I guess…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

14

Aug

Selena GOmez in Bill Cosby’s Favorite Position of the Day

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This is Selena Gomez in Bill Cosby’s favorite sex positon…tit out and medicated…

Nothing like some Selena Gomez being sexualized for some magazine surprisingly shot by some feminist trash….who based on these pictures alone is clearly some phony feminist attention seeking Canadian who has used the internet to scam the fashion industry into thinking she’s an artist and a leader in the new feminist movement…monetizing it which to me is anti-feminist and using feminism as her branding, even though she’s an American apparel employee from Canada…

Everyone lacks depth and everything is an inch deep and people just click the next story without much thought so who cares…

She’s an angry hater who has a posse of idiots buying into her shit…because people are misguided and are looking for meaning…meaning in showing armpit hair…and now she’s shooting pics of Selena Gomez because she so “now”…bullshit … so why not follow some ginger cunt into the light…

Yes…I hate liars…but I don’t mind Selena Gomez in Date Rape Position…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Laura Kampman for Russh Magazine of the Day

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Laura Kampman is another model I’ve never heard of – modeling in a magazine that shows some nipples and nipples are fun..and trendy and fashionable and artistic when in a fashion magazine and not in a fetish video being nailed to a board…because that’s when the nipple becomes porn…creepy porn by porn none the less…instead of the innocent tap that feeds babies…and dudes while having sex…because it is an erogenous zone…and thanks to the free the nipple shit…I get to stare at it…because I’m from the 80s…and nipples on great tits are still enough for me to jerk off to…or at least get turned on by…so keep them out in public…it makes my life easier…

All this to say Laura Kampman is one to watch…she’s got the right idea…good….

Posted in:Laura Kampman

2015

14

Aug

Taylor Marie Hill for VS of the Day

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I guess I’m out of the loop – because I’ve never heard of Taylor Marie Hill….but apparently she’s a Victoria’s Secret model I’ve been sleeping on, but unfortunately not literally sleeping on, beause I’d be sure to stick it in and cum inside her, since it’s more romantic that way….

I like the idea of getting a model pregnant, in some K-fed way, so that I never have to work again, not that I actually work, but you know what I mean….and that is that a girl Taylor Marie Hill only fucks rich and famous people, so I’ll never be sleeping on her, and if she got pregnant even with those rich and famous people, she’d probably get an abortion, because like a pornstar at the peak of her career, it would ruin her at 19…can’t have that…because she’s kind of amazing, even though all these bitches are the fucking same, inerchangeable, who gives a fuck…

Here are the boring catalog pics that should be nude pics…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN STORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Marie Hill

2015

14

Aug

Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model.

Richard Kern is a hipster, pervert, photographer, that means he’s convinced hipsters to think he’s an artist, because he’s in Vice and has published books…when reallly he’s just some 50 or 60 year old who hangs out with barely 18 year old girls and produces what I consider teen porn, but that these girls consider “art”…because I guess the difference between porn and art is positioning…not to mention average looking feminist hipsters are just seeking the same attention pretty girls want…while Richard Kern gives it to them because when you hit a certain age and you’ve fucked countless young girls…the quality of the girl becomes less interesting than her age and willingness to get naked…

That’s not to say what he’s doing is bad, most of his pics are awesome, I’m just saying I’m onto his scam…and I guess that scam is something that makes us all better people because we need guys to get girls naked in pictures for us to see those girls naked…since you’re scared of girls and /or talking to them…

Posted in:Ali Michael

2015

14

Aug

FEMEN Against Amnesty and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog in a Car Bumper

Just a Dude on Drugs

Ambulance and Firetruck Collide

Wrong Way on a One Way Highway

Hot Girl Gets Robbed

Huffing Paint Thinner on the Train

Dude Kills His Friend with an Iron Bar…

Bridge Crash Insanity

Man Loves His Wife So Much – He Commits Suicide in Front of Her….ROMANCE

Weirdest Pet

Cow VS Muslim

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When does your impotence represent a biological disorder, like a broken dick or low testosterone….or a general lack of interest in life as a whole….or it is just you desensitized because you’ve seen so much porn, nudity, and naked selfies..as well as have had sex with so many hookers…it just takes something creative to get you a boner…you know nudity and sex and voyeurism doesn’t do it for you…you need more…

THe terrifying thing is what that more is…

So today, I suggest masturbating to traditional things…like midgets dressed like clowns sticking juggling balls in their assholes while an elephant sprays them down with water…and/or the girl in leggings picking up dog shit in the dog park…

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Slut of the Day
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Rick Ross is Free to Roam
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Taylor Hill is a Hot Little Slut
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Dude Saves Some Fucking Wine…Motherfuckers
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Ariel Winter Talks Breasts
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2015

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night…

Not because I am a romantic, even though I am a romantic…

But because you update your fucking social media so much that I can’t escape you…

Asshole…

Speaking of assholes…none of the tinder sluts are right swiping me, they are obviously onto me, I feel so alone, so ashamed…where do I recruit new asshole pics being an asshole…it was the hub…

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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Anna Hathaway Getting Hosed Down….
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Lamar Odom Surprises a Kardashian at the Gym – But He Shoulda Killed her
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Canadian Guy Makes Epic Political Ad….
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Robert Patison Wedding Pushed Back – Kirsten Steward Still a LEsbian
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Gavin Rossdale Banged a Playboy Playmate in 2002 –
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Cheesy Raver Bitches
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Rihanna See Through
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Eagle VS Drone
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The Weirdest Stock Photos
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Why There Are Dangerous Ingredients in Vaccines
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Heidi Klum’s Cleavage
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People Love Ben Affleck’s Nanny
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Prosthetic Dance Couple
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Ariel Winter’s Breast Reduction
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Amazing Catch..
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Stacy Keibler in Panties
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Melyssa Ford for Black Men Photoshoot
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Laura Prepon in a Tight Dress
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Bill Cosby Blessed Victims With his Semen
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Marlene Favela in a Bikini
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I Wanna Fuck Rihanna
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Taylor Swift LEgs
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Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams
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