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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2015

Aug

Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day

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I would argue that Lady Gaga isn’t relevant anymore…and is proof that over-exposure and being weird for the sake of weird, not because you’re authentically weird, because boring or obvious as a cry for attention, like the annoying loud kid in your high school class, you likely hated….

I would also argue that anything she does, doesn’t matter, even if she produces some legendary, deep, life changing music, because I mean with a face like that, it’s pretty obvious the record label saw extreme talent, otherwise they would have kept her in the office, instead of on stage….but like every ugly girl, she took that talent, and distracted us from it, with her annoying..

But she’s still Lady Gaga and every famewhore, groupie piece of shit, would get excited if she noticed them, because you haters are bitches, who wish you were part of the inner celebrity circle..

So she’s got too big of an audience to really disappear…and here she is in “lingerie”…..for a fashion magazine, shot by Bruce Weber, who is great, but these pics are dull…as the ugly girl tries to use her tits to stay relevant…

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2015

Aug

Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day

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40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE.

Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing…

All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls…

Here’s the video..

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2015

Aug

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus pulled own her pants in W Magazine…and I guess pulled out her tits…showing off her TUMBLR Feminst armpit hair, that is trendy…and posted it on Instagram…

I’ve already posted the pictures from the shoot where MILEY WAS FED CAKE …and these pics are probably included, but when a celebrity feels the need to post soft core erotica to social media, I like to notice…even if it at the point of boring…

But I like to give her some credit and I like to think that there is this complicated, complex, possibly genius person with so many intense layer that make up Miley Cyrus. I figure if you’re raised on TV, by Disney , in Hollywood, by New-Rich hicks with a one hit wonder and a stripper..becoming a commodity everyone wanted a piece of a young age, trusting no one…being introverted and weird…like an actual artist…

Even if she’s really just a puppet…eating avacado…and avocado eating puppet..

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2015

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

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2015

Aug

Andreea Diaconu in Lingerie for Lindex of the Day

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I really have no idea whether lingerie photoshoots excite people anymore…I just know that they don’t excite me…

It’s not because I am into dudes or trannies or face fucking rape porn….

It’s because this shit is so oversaturated, and we’ve seen it all before…

So who is Andreea Diaconu, probably some useless model who fucked Jake Gylenhaall or another celebrity, and who will be planning on settling down when she finds a billionaire..

Same story as so many girls before her…and these are pics of her getting naked, or half naked, for money and to generate some buzz to help secure her prince charming…like so many strippers before her, who sit around waiting for the dream man to walk in and sweep them away, only this is fashion and classier, the lingerie has less yeast infections, but not necessarily, in my experience or knowledge, models are as dirty if not dirtier than street hookers, because models don’t use condoms with guys who fuck street hookers…

Doesn’t matter….or does it…maybe it does…who knows…go take a selfie, that’s all you want to do right now, I already know.

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2015

Aug

Tantrum by a Recently Dumped Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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The Dude Who Fucked 3 Dogs and a Horse…

Old Lady Robbed at a Church

The Creepy Cop Who Got Arrested for Harrassing Women…He Takes the Passenger out of the Car to take pics of her tits…only to find her on Facebook where he hits her up for 2 months…

Snake at the Chinese Restaurant…

Failed Suicide of the Day

Man Tasered for Throwing a Brick at Police Headquarters…

Dude Jumping in Front of the Train….

Downhill Skateboarding

Little Kid VS First Day of School

Drunk Driver VS Head-On Crash..

Canadian Cops Shoot a Dog and I Hate Them For That…

Racist Australian

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t recommend hiring Jared from Subway to babysit your kids, or for movie recomendations, he’s not really a Siskel or Ebert, but then again I don’t recommend him for much, even his taste in sandwiches, which was his career is questionable,

I wouldn’t worry about the Ashley Madison cheating on your wife, or is your wife cheating on you, situation….it’s safe to assume that everyone cheats on everyone….especially when in prison that is marriage.

Today…I got yelled at by a girl who sends me the craziest nudes because I asked her for nudes and she told me I just use her for nudes…I am surprised it took her a year to figure that out…and I am mourning the loss of her vagina pics…good thing I have thousands more…

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The Ashley Madison Hack Happened
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What Happens to your Luggage at the Airport
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Ali Michael in Sheer Lingerie….
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14 Counts of Soliciting Sex with Minors….
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Big Tits n a Bra
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Trump Takes on Facebook….
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Mad Max GoKart Paintball War
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Slow Motion Pistol Shot
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Some Fame Whore Trashin a Bikini
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today, I realize that I have a working knowledge of pretty much everything, which is a pretty solid strategy when it comes to seducing girls on tinder, because “I have a titty blog, yes, like a 15 year old boy, no it doesn’t make money, yes, no one cares about it, but I still do it, because it’s a distraction from all my failures, while being my greatest failure”…doesn’t always get the ass and pussy pics….

So I’ve playing a pediatric plastic surgeon who rebuilds accidented youth,like god… which is better than a pediatric gynecology, which was Jared from Subway’s dream job, before he got side tracked by sadwiches…much like sandwiches but more pathetic…

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Halle Berry’s Bra is Good
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Jessica ALba is Business Casual
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Awesome Tits on Halle Berry
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Nicki Minaj Nipples
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Charlotte McKinney’s Broken Face Doesn’t Matter Because #TITS
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom Tits
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Rose McGowan’s Nipples
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Amber Rose is a Madam
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Slut of the Day
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Naked Fencing
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Big tits Busting out of Small Shirts
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Katy Perry Built Like a School Bus
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Mike Epps Caught Cheating By Wife on Twitter
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Summer Weed Smoking in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfirned is a Little Bitch
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Gerard Butler and a Bitch in a Bikini
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Donald Trump VS Heidi Klum…
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Kimberly Garner’s Almost Panty Flash of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas Has Huge Tits
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Guess How Old this Porn Stars ARe
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Rosie O’Donnel’s Daughter Wasn’t Kidnapped
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Some Topless Girls From Social Media
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Sharon Stone Braless
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Fame Whore Nipple
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Kylie Jenner in St Barts
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Emma Stone – in Blue Dress….
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Girls Wiht Dimples
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Kylie Jenner Pasties
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Em Rata is Such a Whore
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Anne Hathaway Bikini
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Em Rata Tight JEans..Weird Belly Button
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Some Babe on a Smoke Break
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Just a Girl with a Wet Fucking Pussy
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Big Ass Secretary
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Slutty Girl Smoking Weed
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2015

Aug

Kylie and Kendall in Bikini Selfies of the Day

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With the news of Jared from Subway pleading guilty on child pornography charges, because clearly the dude was a creepy pervert all along, he just managed to distract the world with his weight loss gimmick and million dollar pay out….

I figured I should post pictures of the no longer underage, but pretty much 30 year old look the last 5 years, Kylie Jenner and her sister, in what looks like a face tuned photo, giving them an unhuman waist to hip ratio, because up until this past week, her tranny face she got from her father, made so many men creepy, borderline sex offenders…mainly Tyga who was fucking her…openly, and not punished for it…

I guess it is safe to say this family is the fucking worst…below average at best…yet celebrated for being vapid, money grupping, brats…in bikinis…

Did I mention they are in bikinis, because bikinis, like sex tapes, make people relevant..

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2015

Aug

Salma Hayek’s Menopausal Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek was out in public in a bikini…and there’s nothing sexier than a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

No wait, there’s nothing SEXY about a woman a woman with massive tits we all used to jerk off to in the 90s…who still has those tits because she hasn’t had breast cancer …still rocking the bikini….while probably going through menopause because she’s old..which would explain why she’s boxy….

I mean…except fo the tits…they are big…

Here are the pics set to some Jazzy Jazz

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