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2015

08

Sep

Paloma Faith for Agent Provocateur of the DAy

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I am pretty sure I’ve never heard any Paloma Faith music, or of Paloma Faith, but it is my pet peeve when I read “I don’t know who this is, but she’s in unerwear”…even though I don’t know who she is and she’s in underwear…

That said, apparently she’s a UK singer who is in her mid 30s, and for some reason, I assume called sleeping or being friends with the people who run the brand of the high end, expensive, perceived high quality, higher concept designs than Victora’s Secret, that is just white trash, while Agent Provocateur is a throwback to what lingerie is all about…being sexy and giving boners…while making girls feel hot, even when they are 5/10 in terms of excitement like this girl..

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2015

08

Sep

Jessica Hart for Harper’s Bazaar

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Jessica Hart is dating, or was dating, and assume still dating, billionaire heir Stavros, who has pretty much dated every girl who was relevant in the early 2000s, because girls, all girls, like young billionaires, especially when they don’t look like hobbits, but still would fuck with them if they did, thanks to their money….

I can’t imagine she’d ever let him dump her, that’d be bad business and a bad retirement plan, it’d be smartest for her to just ride it out, even if miserable, because money does buy happiness…

Well, she can’t be an obvious gold digger, so she has to do media, like this Australia, where she’s from Harper’s Bazaar, where another Australian Gold Digger is on the cover of (miranda kerr)…it’s part of the Australian model plight…I guess…

All this to say…statistically she has Paris Hilton strain herpes…and to some that may be a fetish, to me, it’s a little repulsive…on that note, here’s her photoshoot…

Posted in:Jessica Hart|SFW

2015

08

Sep

The Rock is a hero of the Day

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Here’s a feel good story brought to you by The Rock, because we all smell what he is cooking, money…lot of fucking money…because people fucking love him..and I guess as someone who doesn’t give a fuck about The Rock, or his shitty movies, have no choice but to appreciate this story of him saving his Frenchie, which is a Pug Cousin, as a pug owner, who loves all things pugs…

Making him a hero…a very large hero…

Here’s a fun Labor Day weekend story… We just decided to add to new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS.
Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to “handle their business and potty like big boys”. I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool.

I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, “Thank God you didn’t have to give me mouth to mouth!” and then ran off to play with his brother.

A few lessons I’ve learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don’t keep it in your pocket… like I did.

Sure it’s not tits..but it is puppies and sometimes, especially when dealing with shitty tits, puppies are better…It is also better than anything about Miley, Kardashians, or whoever that are polluting our lives today…

Posted in:SFW|The Rock

2015

08

Sep

Kylie Jenner Looks Busty and 40 in Galore of the Day

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I think we can all agree that Kylie Jenner is busted up…

She was just the latest jailbait hype that everyone was excited about when she turned 18…because it meant she could legally blossom into her own porn career like her older sister….who created their empire using the media intelligently, even though talking to these idiots, you’d think there was nothing intelligent about them, but I guess spoiled brats know how to get what they want, even if they have to use their pussies to get it..something every single one of the family members, even the monster one, has done…

She’s not hot….it’s all for show, a show that people were distracted by and sucked into, knowing this one fucks her black older boyfriend while being underage, yet dude didn’t get arrested for it, meanwhile I have heard stories of 19 year olds getting charged as sex offenders for fucking their 17 year old girlfriends…in their small towns thanks to Jesus and angry parents..but still…

So seeing her pose like this may make you think “oh well at least she has tits, I guess cuz she’s thick, built like a video vixen for black men, like so many young girls these days, because of the hormones in the food”….or you’re thinking, “why she’s orange, her parents are both white, sure one of them turned into a woman, but that doesn’t make you orange and the other has an evil uterus from hell that created all these things people obsess over, but that doesn’t make you orange either”….

But people care…because she’s the young Kardashian…and she’s doing what she is meant to…all bad make up and possibly sloppy plastic surgery…looking 40….

Even though people shouldn’t care….and here she is in Galore…posing….because that’s what these idiots do..

I feel like if one of them said “I want to be an academic” or “I want to be a doctor”…she’s gets laughed out of the room, because she’s already a marketable product, who doesn’t need to do anything, just sit and pout that doughy permanent pouty face….

Keep in mind she’s 18, these are by Terry Richardson, Directed by the people at Galore….so this is the single best shoot of her life, she will never look hotter than this, it’s all down hill from here, and that’s pretty depressing for her, but who cares about her, she’s rich.

Here are the pics…

Via Click Here

This is how I feel about Kylie:

Here is her celebration of 35 million followers…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

08

Sep

Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day

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Heidi Klum is quirky, silly, fun, and 40 with 100 kids with Seal and other men, because she’s just that kind of sex addict, who doesn’t use protection because her fetish is probably cream pie, but I can assume, based on the 100 kids with Seal..

I can also assume that Seal, the big Lupus scar ridden African beast with the voice of an Angel, like some kind of Disney movie, was also a fetish, because there is no way that motherfucker didn’t destroy her pussy….

I guess it’s all part of being German…and for anyone who’s been to any german sex clubs…you’ll know the pragmatic, rule following people, kind of lose their shit…literally…all over each other…when the sun goes down…it’s the basis of that German scat porn…and possibly Nazi Germany, but no one likes talking about that…so SHHHHHHHHHH

Here she is getting a facial….

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Here she is promoting her underwear….

A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2015

08

Sep

Store Clerk Jerking Off on the Job and Other Videos of the Day

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Driver Going the Wrong Way – Head on Collision – Insane…

Armed Robber vs Girl Clerk…

Cop Dies Disabling a Bomb

Delray Beach Cop Lets Dog Maul Someones Face Off

Bungee Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

08

Sep

Angelique Mendell is the Worst Human of the Day

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What the fuck is wrong with people…


Mendell admitted to sexually abusing her two sons, ages 10 and three, and recording some of the encounters. She also told the officer that she engaged in sexual activity with her Chihuahua and was “training” her Rottweiler.

According to the report, in one conversation with the undercover officer Mendell said she was not worried about her 10-year-old son telling anyone about the abuse because he was a special needs child and was unable to speak.

During the investigation it was also learned that Mendell had previously abused her teenage daughter as well.

Seriously…this is dark….from Chihuahuas to special needs kids who can’t tell on her….next fucking white trash level….

Makes me wonder what kind of shit is going down that people aren’t getting caught for….

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2015

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest fail in modern era is not that you can become a millionaire from your couch, without leaving your house, you just need to be more clever than me…

It’s that apps like Tinder and I guess all social media, gives fat girls confidence…which is a total fail for me, not because I am a fat shamer, but I am the kind of guy who relies on fat girls to be sad and insecure enough and I guess horny enough to fuck me…because hot girls are busy being hot…and now with this Love your Body, don’t be a bully and make fun of fat people, movement….along with all the hip hop fat ass bitches…these girls are cocky…confident…and just as bad as hot girls..

Meaning, where can I find sex…old folks homes? Who is pathetic enough for me? My wife…stop with your horrible suggestions…

Here are some horrible, gut wrenching life changing, morning links….

Girls in Sports Bras….
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Mathilde Brandi in Bikinis
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Phoebe Price is a Bikini Model Goddess,,,,
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Daddy Tattoo….
CLICK HERE

Brave Duck Chases Duck….
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Victoria Beckham has Bangs….
CLICK HERE

Daisy Sea Bikini Famewhore
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Getting Brain…
CLICK HERE

Dashcam of a Meteor Hitting Thailand – End of the World….
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Emrata Hates the One Thing that Made Her….
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Grand Theft Auto Meets Instagram
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Girls Tugging at Clothes…
CLICK HERE

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2015

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some stepLINKS…

It’s Labor Day so I assume no one is clicking this…

But between you and me…

Everyday is like Labor Day around here…

and I assume no one clicks any of this…

Even though they are all equally lovely and amazing…

No one cares about amazing..

You’re lazy and care about what you see in your FB feed..

Idiots..everywhere…

Here are those links…

I’m wearing white…

I hope I don’t get my period…

Huge Fucking Tits
CLICK HERE

Phoebe Price in a Bikini Being Amazing….with Mary Cary
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez Pretends to be a Kardashian…
CLICK HERE

Emrata Stupid and Naked on the Beach
CLICK HERE

Girl Surfer in Heels
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Tramp Stamp Removed
CLICK HERE

Keanu Reeves
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Alison Brie Legs
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Jojo is Boring in Nylon
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Topless Beach..
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Amber Rose and Blac Chynna Twerking
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Tan Lines Can Be Hot As Fuck
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Dude Fighting Girl…Over Parking Spot..So Good…
CLICK HERE

Hot Pepper of the Day
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Ralph Fiennes Dance
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Heidi Klum Gets Spanked
CLICK HERE

Kristen Stewart Film Festicals
CLICK HERE

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Caitlin Jenner Uses Bruce to Get Golf Memberships
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Bryanna Holly is BLonde, Busty and Covered
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Dumb Sounding Birds
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Hilary Rhoda Ass Crack
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Amber Heard at an Event
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Joanna Krupa and her Girl
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Kate Mara on the BEach
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Zoe Kravitz Performing
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Rita Ora Hangs with Kate Moss
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Dakota Johnson Bra
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ALessandra Ambrosio Legs
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Diane Kruger Crop TOp
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Big Boobs By the Window
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Girls Changing at the BEach
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Girls Brother Gives her a Glass of Water While She’s Masturbating…I THink..
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Big Tits Smoking Weed
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus is Sick in Bed on Labor Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is sick in bed today, so everyone send your thoughts and prayers to her and hope the sucking dirty dick and pussy, smoking weed and drinking, staying up all night dancing like a retard….while her family celebrates her voice being turned off for a few days, thinking how bad they would love to rip those tonsils out of her fucking head, but remembering that that deep and scary twangy shit buys them shit…

So their fingers are crossed, while the rest of us are hoping…that she never comes around again and that the AIDS take her away…even though she’s more insteresting than anything else in pop, by default, being pop is the devils work….and must be rid of our lives…for the good of humanity…only to replaced with more mainstream shit to brain wash us into getting more and more in debt…as we idiolize the lives of these clowns…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW