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2015

07

Sep

Toni Garrn Demonstrates How to Catch Leonardo DiCaprio of the Day

Toni Garrn is another one of these egotistical, entitled, thanks Victoria’s Secret for giving them the stamp of approval, models who believes she deserves to date the richest of the rich, or the most famous their is, because in her mind she’s hot as fuck, making for a terrible person…

But it turns out that she’s taken on some self help work, and here she is showing the world one of the moves needed to lure in rich, probably billionaire rich, men….

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2015

07

Sep

Phoebe Price and her Organ of the Day

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Phoebe Price wants you to see her organs…but I guess not enough to turn around for the damn camera…TURN around for the damn camera Phoebe Price….I’ve been waiting to see your organ for the last 10 years…

I know the new generation has no idea who Phoebe Price is, but all they need to know is she’s a fucking goddess sent from heaven to show you that being famous doesn’t matter, but being in the paparazzi does…and now…all I need is the sex tape I doubt I’ll ever see, because she’s Southern and Southern girls are ladies…

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2015

07

Sep

Bella Hadid for GQ of the Day

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Average looking but rich kid with connected family memebers…who want to be the next Kardashians, have fed into the sister, by financing her career which is more like playing model, like it was Halloween, because I guess they don’t like leaving one of the girls in the other one’s shadow, especially when she’s the sensitive one, possibly always in the shadow, who had depressive issues and shit like that….and after doing it with one of them saw how easy it is to do it with the other….especially since she has tits…

I am not hating on Bella Hadid, I just think their names “Gigi”….and “Bella”…are pretty telling of what kind of family they are from…right…

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2015

07

Sep

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough had sex with Ryan Seacrest ….for a pretty long time…which is amazing because everyone thought he was gay….but in reality he’s a sex addicted weirdo….

You know a rumored cokehead puppet…who fucks all kinds of aspiring models thanks to his friend who owns a fashion magazine that lures in all the new LA talent to their exclusive rich person parties…

Nothing wrong with that, all A personalities, who have the energy to be America’s Sweetheard, totally accessible, have a level of fuck her up the ass while raging, because you’re actually a fucking pyschopath addicted to success and money and banging through babes, like this, is just part of the equation..

Well, she’s in a bikini…

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2015

07

Sep

Kylie Jenner Fitness of the Day

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White girl problems…are like Orange is the New Black…or as close to black as she can get…

Her parents are white, at least I assume they are, you never know when you’re dad is a woman and your mom is a hooker, and your sisters are various shades of shit…

These garbage prostitutes with their doughy plastic surgery and/or make up failed face are the most important people on the internet and that’s just fucking insanity..

But not as insane as her showing off her body that lures in a sex offending boyfriend in his 30s, already a baby daddy with one of the most gutter bitches around, because Kardashians are trash..and it feels like home to him…home with a lot of money…that is pretty tight because being a Kardashian hasn’t really got to her vagina yet…but I guess even if she was 400 lbs a dude would fuck her to get invited to family dinner…

I just think she’s a cartoon character….a really uninteresting cartoon character…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

07

Sep

Kate Hudson Hiding Her Ass of the Day

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Kate Hudson was walking around in shorts…trying to cover it up…becasue I assume her broken down pussy busted a gasket and is pouring out random fluids…you know sprung a leak as a product of all the dirty cock she’s had in her…and all the babies she’s made…

You’ve heard rumors of a banged out asshole unable to hold in the shit…this is probably the vagina version…

And if you’re not into that…..on Labor Day…Here’s her old beat up face…

I've literally been running into everything today, but I love them…. ????

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Sep 4, 2015 at 1:41pm PDT

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2015

07

Sep

Lucy Hale in Lingerie of the Day

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Lucy Hale posted a picture of her in lingerie, I guess in efforts for the public to think she has sex appeal, because she’s assuming getting in lingerie is all it takes to have sex appeal, when we all know she can just ask her co-star Ashley Benson, who can educate her on the basic fact that it also requires big sloppy tit…

But, I’ve been doing this site forever, it’s totally not rewarding, but I’ve learned one very valuable lesson and that is that all it takes is being a girl on TV to have a creepy pervert jerk off to you…so to those creepy perverts who are like “Oh…Lucy Hale…She’s my favorite”…the kind of weirdo that will wait in line a comicon or whatever event to get her autograph…this lingerie is all they’ve ever dreamt of…and it’s here…and now they can pretend it was for them exclusively in their delusions….and I’d say this one’s for them, but they’ve already got it tattooed on their chests..as they’ve had 24 hours to pull it off…

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2015

07

Sep

Christina MIlian Shows Off Parenting Skills on Snapchat of the Day

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The highlight of Christina Milian…is that she had one hit, which is better than no hits, at least for her because it put her in the right place to get in with her baby daddy….even though her song is absolutely unmemorable and doesn’t matter…I don’t even remember what it was called and the video featured her half naked rolling around in mud in the pre-internet porn 90s…when people were still jerking off to music videos…not that it matters…

What matters is that she’s a baby mommma to a big music producer, who gave her writing credits on some massive fucking songs…because that’s what love is about…and that is how artists scam the label to make more money off the song…a scam that proabbly wasn’t as calculated as her having the kid she throws to the sideline on her hustle, allowing her to be in a bikini at vegas pool parties..which is what actually matters when you’re rich and a divorcee getting paid…

But I guess still the fame whore she was when rolling around in mud…craving attention…because people don’t change…especially when they are hookers.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

07

Sep

Selena Gomez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s fat ass was squeezed into a tight dress…and I’d say it was magical, but it really wasn’t…

I have no respect for this puppet, partially because she’s chubby and her tits aren’t real, partially because she fucked Bieber…but mainly because she hangs out with Taylor Swift, as part of the sisterhood, and unless Selena and her mom secretly created Taylor Swift, back when they were on Disney and Taylor Swift was coming up, making 10% of all Taylor Swifts fortune, that whole hustle seems desperate..

Not nearly as desperate as my posting on Selena Gomez in a black dress like it matters, even though I know you don’t care…it’s an addiction and I hate myself for it…more importantly, I hate Selena Gomez and her marketing team for brain washing me into this..

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2015

07

Sep

Ruthie From 7th Heaven Naked Selfie of the Day

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If you’re a creepy fucking weirdo who liked the show 7th Heaven because it was morally rewarding for your weirdo fucking soul…without realizing the Dad was actually a Sex Offender, Jessica Biel was just a gold digger with a really weird Justin Timberlake obsession and that’s about all I know about 7th Heaven….or that Ruthie, who I assume was the little kid, because the name Ruthie in and of itself seems like a name a shitty TV show would use for a kid…lazy writing…

You’ll probably be unhappy to hear that Ruthie has become a nude instagram for attention model, like so many other instagram models craving attention before her, the kind of instagram models I don’t hate because I like giving any girl thirsty for attention some attention…it makes them continue to produce content I can jerk off to…and tell them I’m jerking off to it…to which they pretend to be offended by my actions..before asking me for a pic of me jerking off to them…even though I’m not actually masturbating to them…it’s just words on a screen girl…words that make you feel validated…

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