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2015

12

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba wants you to see some mom tit in a bikini….

I am going to assume it is because it feels good to have men get excited over you, like it was still the late 90s, especially when in a loveless marriage that is solely based on business, and money, than on fucking…even if the kids would make you think they fuck, when really they are just props in the Honest Company…

You don’t make billions of dollars without some sacrifice…

It is safe to assume that she’ll be back in the acting scene when the company does go public and when she cashes out. It is also safe to assume she’ll be doing more nude roles, to feel like an “artist”…and it’s almost too little too late…but she’s still Alba and her nipples are worth looking out the day she finally releases them, only because she’s made the people wait 30 fucking years for them.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

12

Aug

Nina Agdal Polaroids of the Day

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Nina Agdal is such a cheesy bitch. Just look at the lame poses she’s making for the camera…

Like some kind of “model”….because she’s tall as fuck, broad as fuck, and has a rockin’ body, despite being BIG…and I’m not just talking about her forehead…

I know she aspires to get paid, or rich from this, whether from clients who want her to “model”…or by clients who want a girlfriend experience…and I guess this is the way to do it…but any girl who poses for a camera, even when getting paid, MUST be aware of how dumb, lame, useless they are…

I posted the video HERE …

Here are the pics…I don’t know why I’m posting them…but I am…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2015

12

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day

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This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer…

I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways….

But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!!

There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex..

There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos…

All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez|SFW

2015

12

Aug

Rayne Ivanushka for TREATS! Magazine of the Day

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Her name is RAYNE , I follow her on Instagram, I have no idea why, but I do…maybe it has something to do with her being the kind of model open to getting naked, which is really all models, and really all women in general, because nudity is awesome, they feel sexy being nude and #free the nipple….

I find it difficult to differentiate between real models and instagram models and just girls who have day jobs and find it fun to do nude photoshoots like their instagram was Playboy in the 70s, when nudity mattered…this is all so repetitive, all the pics look the same, and is as boring as nude pics can be…with is pretty boring, but at least there’s tits.

But I realize, that it doesn’t matter what the intention of the nudity is, as long as the nudity happened, because nudity is better than non nude….or implied nude…even if it isn’t a big deal, as girls get gangbanged in video on the daily, a set of tits, like in Europs is “whatever”…

I do know that Treats!, in Los Angeles is a hub for girls, trying to find rich guys, or in The Tits from the Blurred Lines video a stepping stone to fame, and I guess any other girl they feature is looking for the same thing, doing the same picture, posing the same, especially other girls with Eastern European sounding names…

All this to say – if I was rich, I’d hire her as my girlfriend and pay her in expensive things, not cash, because that would be hooking and hooking isn’t real love.

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Rayne Ivanushka

2015

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus Foot Fetish Picture of the Day

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All fetishists amaze me, only becasue I don’t care about anything enough to obsess over it, seems like a waste of time and energy, especially when everything is boring, uneventful and the fucking same…maybe I’m just depressed…or autistic – but it’s been a constant for my entire life…making me fascinated by people who are really fucking into something so much it is all they thing about, all they jerk off to, all they want…often times weird as fuck…

So foot fetishists, are up there with the harmless, but still fucking odd, but harmless, where motherfuckers see a foot and cum themselves..

I’ve been in situations like on snapchat, where dudes beg for pictures of the feet…I’ve also been with girls when strangers ask them for pictures of their feet…and I’ve been at porn conventions where dudes pay 20 dollars for video of the porn feet…next level..

So here’s Miley’s backwoods, inbred, rich as fuck, hick feet…for the foot fetishists, who like to get a little dirty, as it is the equivalent of extreme porn, for thrill seekers trying to find something in this over-exposed, desensitized world to get off to.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

12

Aug

Australian Reporter Bit By a Bull Ant of the Day

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I think i just found my new fetish…

Australian reporters being bitten by ants…not aunts…that would be a whole other fetish, filled with incest, unless it was an aunt through marriage….not that that matters because this ant is a bull aunt, not your uncle’s hot wife aunt, and this ant brings pain….live on TV…

I am not a fan of the “Fuck Her Right in the Pussy” movement, or the Kiss the Reporter while she’s live on TV movement, because feminists think everything is abusive and derogatory to them, so I just prefer when nature attacks…Or when people give the live broadcast the finger, or the jerk off gesture…

Maybe I just like Australian women. They are so cute.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Aug

Kendall Jenner in the Kitchen Cooking Pies of the Day

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These are some pictures from KYLIE JENNER’S FIRST OF MANY 18th Birthday Parties, Becasue This Whole Family is a Gathering of Fame Whoring Trash …

So the skinny one, Kendall, theoretically from the same she-dad, but probably not, because their mother is the biggest whore of the bunch, and the reason they all exist…

Well, she’s showing off her leg on her instagram because she clearly hates her sister for trying to get all the attention turning 18, it’s her time, but in this family, it’s always her time to shine…

Here’s Kylie’s Birthday video..

Here’s Kylie in bed video…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

12

Aug

Times Square Tourist Video and Other Videos of the Day

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Mother VS Billboard

Nipple Biting Fish

Cop VS Scooter…

Just a Drunk Guy Who Knows Karate

Prison Guard Attacks Inmate…

Interesting Dump Truck…

Walmart Shoplifter Escaping Court…

Dog With Its Own Trailer…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

12

Aug

Dance of the Day

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Everyone needs a mid-week dance…because your life is miserable…and half naked dance routines aren’t miserable at all…they are fun, exciting, erotic, and in this case really fucking weird….possibly retarded…but it seems to be going viral on facebook, probably because we are a politically correct people who don’t point and laugh at each other, because that’s bullying, and we’re not bullies, we just encourage each other and bring each other up..

So I’ll just assume that millions of viewers are into this…because they appreciate her talent..because I appreciate her creative vision…

Posted in:Videos

2015

12

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So there is this movement of “Free-Bleeders”, feminists who don’t use tampons and pads or diapers or toilet paper because they don’t like being differentiated from men, because “put a tampon in it”…is feminizing and negative…and showing their period drip down their legs and pants is empowering and liberating….

Okay….

What isn’t empowering and liberating is when you sit in a chair after a free-bleeder….

Here are some morning links, for the period stain on my soul, that is my life…

Great Booty
CLICK HERE

Nipple Biting Fish…
CLICK HERE

Girl Summons Cows By Singing
CLICK HERE

Arianny Celeste Calendar
CLICK HERE

Geno Smith – Misses 10 Weeks due to Broken Jaw – Over $600 Plane Ticket
CLICK HERE

Comedians Dealing with Hecklers
CLICK HERE

Lisa Opie Has a Great Body in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Girls…Out of Focus by Still Hot…Girls….
CLICK HERE

10,000th Shoplifter Gets a Parade
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner Kinda Hot
CLICK HERE

Jem and the Holigram – Fail..
CLICK HERE

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