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2015

Aug

The Wendy Williams Falling Off Stage Video of the Day

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I don’t really know what Wendy Williams is, but I know she had some talk show at one point in time, that may even be on TV….is probably on the Radio…and that she looks like a he…

This is a video of her and her big bold on tits falling off stage, and it made me laugh…not as much as when I laughed at her crying about her COKE ADDICTION and/or her BREAST FEEDING ….

I am not laughing at this video because she looks like a he…I am all for transgendered people…whether they pretend they are moms or not…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…

I am laughing…because she deserves to fall…

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2015

Aug

Taylor Swift Model Walks with Fettywap of the Day

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There was a time, when rap and punk rock were a little anti-establishment. They rappers were pretty pumped on making money being anti-establishment, while really being part of the establishment, possibly funded by the establishment, and hired like a casting call by the establishment, to make stupid fucking money within the establishment…

But there was never any real crossover of genres…You would never see some hood rapper with a pop tart, under any and all circumstances, shit was kept separate…

But thanks to the internet, the idea of only being into one kind of music doesn’t exist, either does the idea of pop music, because everything is pop, or wants to be pop, and every one collaborates with everyone, becauase it makes for a good selfie, instead of there being underground, interesting things going on, everything is a fucking Taylor Swift music video…making her the leader of a generation, a terrifying thought…

And here she is with some dude who sings about “Trap Queens”…doing a model walk…shit makes no sense to me…but the youth have no idea, and everyone has become one massive, horrible high school class, who hang out together, and gossip about the popular girls together, where this girl is the popular one…

Everything is mainstream commercialized shit…and it’s the worst…

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2015

Aug

Nicki Minaj Creepy Fame Whoring of the Day

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A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Aug 9, 2015 at 9:15pm PDT

Nicki Minaj made some sort of attention seeking announcement at her last concert saying something like “Meek Mill is my Baby Father”…which could be her announcing her pregnancy, which justify her body, but wouldn’t explain why it has looked like that for the last 5 years of fame, is she an elephant and is this the gestation period….

More importantly, it doesn’t explain who this Meek Mill character is, and why do Drake and Nicki Minaj feel the need to do all this PR for the guy, who before two weeks ago, barely existed.

My theory is that he either has gay sex videos of Drake, or maybe they are all just BFFs who run train on Nicki Minaj, and one night after sex they all decided to bring him up, because he was feeling sad he couldn’t get as full an erection as drake when they were double penetrating Nicki’s asshole…

Now the real question is, why am I posting about this? Oh right…the below picture…what the fuck kind of barnyard antics is this…

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2015

Aug

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires…

That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner…

That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession.

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2015

Aug

Just a Classy Fight at Chuck E Cheese and Other Videos of the Day

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I Don’t Know Why She’s Naked…But She’s Naked

Fast Food Angel..

Drivers Save Ducks…

Gas VS House

Cop Saves Kid…

Patriotic Naked Trucker

Ram VS Dude Trying to Kill It…Who Probably Ended Up Killing It

Man Trying to Get Rid of Pet…Gets Followed By Pet…

Mom and Kid Run Over

Plane Crash of the Day

Just a Fight at a Chinese Restaurant

Dude Vandalizes a Porsche

Lady in a Green Dress Ejected from a Car…

Shitting Girl Burns Herself…

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2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I would be more famous, not that am any level of famous now, but would I be more famous if I went out and got arrested every weekend pulling stunts to try to proves a point and change the world…but then I remember it is more convenient to just sit on my couch and accept that we can’t make a difference…but we can make girls from our past uncomfortable by texting them 6 years after you last saw them with a good old fashion “i want to cum in you” and then rying to convince her it was accidental and you were trying to message you “wife”….it’s like interractive TV programming that rarely ends in me cumming inside anything but maybe my broken dreams…

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Miley Cyrus Hates Taylor Swift…
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The Worst Couple Dance Ever..I hate these people…
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Khloe Kardashian’s Behind the Scenes…
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Vogue Williams Grabbing Her Tits…
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Some Famewhore with Massive Bolt On Tits Tits Tits…
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Nicki Minaj May Be Preggers
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Robot Tries to Escape Kids
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Taylor Swift Legs Doing a Model Walk with a Rapper…
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only thing I hate about sex is the person I am having sex with….

Have you ever wanted to feel the love someone feels when they kill someone in a crime of passion, that’s intense love…

I just want to kill my fat wife, so that I can be left the fuck alone….Not because I can’t live without her…so she must die…

But I will not kill my wife…but just hope for her premature death…feeding her fried foods and cakes…even though I have to help wipe her ass because she’s one of those fat people…incompetent…but then again…those disability checks allow me to drink and do this…so keep on eating fatty…

Fingers crossed. Send nudes…or John Travolta Arms…

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Cast of the Hills Still Staging Papaprazzi Shit
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Kirsten Dunst in a Magazine
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Michelle Keegan – Legs
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2015

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Bush of the Day

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Michelle Rodriguez has some bush, I love bush, it is my fetish, it’s erotic, natural and amazing..

Luckily, more and more girls are growing out their bush, unfortunatly those girls are all feminists who hate everything I represent, while the fame whores who talk to me are still bald…

I’ve spent over a 15 years fighting the bald pussy movement, making girls I fuck grow out their bush, and not in an alpha male, I own that pussy, give it the haircut I choose, kind of way…but rather a “i love bush, do this for me, in this cold, dark, scary bushless, bikini wax world”…

I don’t hate bald pussy, but I really hate what comes with bald pussy, like bullshit deep rooted emotions from the bald pussy owner that “hair is gross”…people are drones who buy into what they are told by the media…and somewhere along the way…hair became gross…

There’s nothing not unfeminine or unhygenic about public hair…pubic hair that for as long as I can remember,is great to cum on…so do like Michelle Rodriguez, no, don’t turn yourself into a lesbian ape…but grow out that fucking bush..trick..

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2015

Aug

Natalie Portman’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman is cute, even as a mom, but the real reason she’s famous is broken down to two reasons that I can think of, and have written before, because let’s face it, why more do I have to say about Natalie Portman, it’s not like we Summer together and I have this great story about use eating bagels together…

The first reason I think she’s famous is because she’s Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….always so many ugly girls compared to hot girls….for every race, culture, religion….so when they see her…it’s like OMG…I need that more than Sally down the street…

When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand…That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…because of limited options…rich guys that would rather be with Natalie Portmant..

The second reason is Star Wars…fans for life…set for life…it’s just one of those franchises..

Here she is in a magazine..

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2015

Aug

Rita Ora’s Stripper Dance of the Day

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Rita Ora Rihanna Impersonator posts slutty enough videos to her instagram, you know self promoting herself, like every girl on the internet, and I figure as long as their tits on the internet, I’m not going to complain….I don’t care if this girl is authentic in this world of zero authenticity, I don’t care if this girls is a hack, or an impersonator or if she’s talented or interesting, or producing compelling content….I don’t care that she got Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…I don’t care if she’s good or not…I just care that she’s half naked, and I don’t even really care about that, but if I am going to look at her shit in the media, I’d rather it be like this…because I am a pervert…and so is everyone else…

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