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2015

04

Aug

Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day

Jennifer Metcalfe is some UK soap star, which I assume is code for middle class hooker, with a solid vehicle to marry and get pregnant by a soccer player…so long as she looks like a Glamour model…

Well she was in a bikini, which is exciting, because bikinis are all that matter, as you know if you visit any site, including but not limited to instagram, or your high school crush’s facebook vacation photo album for masturabtion material…it doesn’t even matter who is in the bikini just so long as the bikini happened…

Well she is 31, is a fitness instructor in her spare time, and girls in the UK, mainly trashy fat ones who watch her Soap Opera from their trailer park, you know the gypsy kind, probably hate how hot she looks…

Well she has cellulite, which I think we should shame, even though I know all girls have cellulite, it’s what makes for a good booty, but I like to perpetuate unrealistic ideals in women…like no cellulite…to keep them insecure and oppressed for my dick.

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2015

04

Aug

Elizabeth Gillies Big Bikini tits of the Day

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Elizabeth Gillies is some Disney star I’ve never heard of…but she’s in a bikini top showing off her fat tits…and America loves fat tits, so maybe this will help America love Elizabeth Gillies, I mean I am sure that is what she’s going for, because all these bitches, I’m talking on all levels, from these “hippie vegan lesbian feminists”….to the fame whore sugar babies…all want to be fucking famous…

We live in a cartoon, or film set…the world…is a series of all these try hard fakes..who identify with whatever it is they think is cool at the time…but something that’s been consistently cool for all time…has been the bikini top…so at least there’s that.

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2015

04

Aug

Tov Love at Lollapalooza of the Day

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Music festivals are terrifying….100,000 people, usually lame people following the trends, carted into a field to watch their favorite acts amongst each other, in what they think is some spiritual liberating experience thanks to the drugs…like they were in the 1960s, this was Woodstock and this was some cultural revolution, when really it’s just a cash grab from the labels…and acts…

Seriously, big ticket prices, big pay days, no pressure to really perform well. This past weekend there were 3 or 4 music festivals that acts were bouncing between…in Chicago, Toronto, Montreal and LA…

It’s crazy…but not as crazy as this Tov Love, who is usually naked’s, leotard that really showcases her gunt…

I still think the Highlight of the Event was the Sign Language chick…

Or This….hippie dance circle…because you don’t have to be from the 60s to be a hippie…you can be from the suburbs and in your designer clothes…

Posted in:Lollapalooza|SFW

2015

04

Aug

Confederate Flag Protestor is Wearing FUBU and Other Videos of the Day

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Fight at Waffle House

Naked Old Man of the Day

Death of Hitchbot

Road Rage Run Down

Pregnant Crackhead VS Stolen Phone

Just a Naked Dude Getting Arrested!

Deputy Puts Kid in Hand Cuffs

Cop in a Pull Up Contest

Old Man Doesn’t Like Being Arrested

Wheel Chair Dude GetS Knocked Out

Game Show Conincidence

Dude on RAZOR Scooter Steals Package

The Most Insane Video You’ll See Today

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2015

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me when I talk to feminists who are dating guys in “Open” relationships, because I guess with being an empowered woman comes with no commitments to a man…it’s the generation…fast paced dating, lots of sex situation…

Every girl I talk to who is a feminist, in these open relationships, or side girls to guys in Open relationships, are fully loyal to the guy she’s in an open relationship, because he’s not committed to her..

So these feminists, just wait around for dude to call, hoping that he’ll commit to them, while dude’s honesty about wanting to fuck everyone, becomes admirable and by these idiots…and gets him to fuck everyone….because girls want what other girls have…

Meaning, dude’s running around fucking everything, with all these side bitches waiting for him, thinking they are empowered women, when really they are just his sister wives…in a harem…

Now I don’t believe in monogamy, but cheat behind each other’s backs, convention is there for a reason….I’m traditional like that I guesss.

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Slut of the Day
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Zooey Deschanel Shat Out a Baby
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The Ghostbusters are the Fucking Worst
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Cute Girls..
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Billy Bob is 60
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2015

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a Kardashian…and therefore I do not exist…

I have decided to become a travel blogger…This is my first entry where I review the Hilton Garden Inn….

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Ellie GOulding in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez has Legs…
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Amy Schumer on Gun Control
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Bethenney Frankel is Terrifying…
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Kim Kardshian Selfie Book Didn’t Sell Shit…
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Britney SPears Will be Under Conservatorship for the Rest of Her Life..
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Sarah Hyland Legs…
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Bobbi Kristina Funeral Ended with a Fight
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Jen Selter – is 22 – Her Ass is 4…
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22 Hottest Pics of Ronda Roussey
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Miley Cyrus is Out of Control…
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Indians Parody Anaconda…
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Andy Orton VS Superman
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Will Smith Getting Another Divorce
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Kendall Jenner Crotch Shot…in Tight Jeans
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Lena Dunham Saved from Paddleboarding…
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Saxaphone Guy is Still Around
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Raccoons Love Milk
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Courtney Stodden is Amazing
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Girls with Sunglasses….
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2015

03

Aug

Some Bella’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her Hooker Model Mom who Made The Hadid’s Models and Probably bought her tits…because it makes for a good life…far more rewarding than having an actual job that can actually impact the world in a positive way, if you’re one of those assholes who thinks sitting by the pool all day drinking cocktails by the pool isn’t meking the world a better place…it’s people like you who aren’t vapid enough…and just rain on the rich girl parades…

and…another Bella…

Bella Thorne’s Ass in a Bikini Jumping…is underage…but based on all the dudes who jerk off to her in their 30s…you’d think she’s legal by default…you know if you reach a certain level of making dudes jerk off..you automatically get your 18th birthday…

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Aug 3, 2015 at 11:08am PDT

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2015

03

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum was more than kissed by a rose, she was also knocked up by a huge black man more than once, in what you can assume was a sex filled relationship, with raw, animalistic, sodomy with a baby arm sized penis up in her 6 foot tall, German BDSM asshole, except when it was baby making time…

It’s amazing her body is still in tact, and still amazing, even though she’s 50, and I guess a viable explanation for this would be German ethnic cleansing of the 40s…

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2015

03

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna and her best friend are in bikinis…because when you’re Rihanna’s best friend, your life is one vacation, probably filled with annoying Rihanna freakouts and breakdowns, because all these bitches are crazy, especially when thrown a ton of fucking money, but worth putting up with, because it’s a good life, also filled with bikinis…on the perpetual vacation…of a babied celebrity…where you get everything you want…

But like all of the entourages, the latch on spends the money as freely as the one making the money, and acts as cunty as the one who made the money, in thinking she’s famous because she’s got all the benefits of it, but she’s in a bikini…and we like bikinis.

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2015

03

Aug

Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Alexandra Marzella is up on the femoinist hustle…

You know shaving her pussy into a perfectly porno landing strip, while growing out her armpit hair, to prove some kind of point I am unsure of…but know all these girls are all about it, and I don’t find that it looks cute, not that I care if a bitch is hairy, I’ve loved bush forever, I just find it irritating her armpit has more bush than her fucking bush does, which is what I am actually into…but I guess bush doesn’t really get much exposure to prove a point when in public…

I just think these young feminists are right to want women’s rights or to fight people like the Kardashians for objectifying women in the media, it’s like fuck that trash, but the reality is, when they get naked and “empowered” they are essentially doing the same thing as Kim Kardashian…and more importantly, they are fighting a fight they’ve already won…but any excuse to get girls naked, works for me, that’s why I am a feminist, cuz I like empowering women through nudity…and I like nudity…and I fucking hate the Kardashians…but I still don’t like to fuck with Armpit hair…it just isn’t sexy to me, unless girl is on her period and her menstrual cup is stinky, and her armpit is the only thing I can fuck..it’s very Euro..

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