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2015

01

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has big tits…

Without them she would have nothing…..sure she’d still have a lot of money…..and a relevant late 90s pop career…but without them tits, I would have totally forgot who Jessica Simpson is or was….

I guess after bowing out of the pop music industry to sit on her billion dollar a year Walmart brand, because why tour and sing, when can just sit around and eat you face off, until Weight Watchers steps in with a legal team to make you drop the weight..to fulfill your contract….you might as well showcase those tits when you are obligated to go out of the house…because that’s what people want..not your cheesy, Christian friendly, vanilla bullshit….the tits, it’s always been the tits…because we love blondes with big tits..it’s in our DNA…it’s what makes America…America..

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2015

01

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married..

I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious…

But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls…

That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring…

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2015

01

Sep

Camille Rowe by Jason Lee Perry of the Day

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Camille Rowe’s pussy is an ashtray…but her tits make that OK….the kind of model tits from france that I assume like anal as all french girls do…and really all girls do…that would make me eat that cancer…and happily have cancer like Michael Douglas…because it’s better than the pussy I’m eating back home…

This is an old pic by Jason Lee Perry, he’s a good photographer, not that that means anything…

If you don’t like that and I have no idea why you wouldn’t like that…other than that you’ve seen them before because they are old…

Here’s Hailey Clauson for Grazia by James Macari…not because it has anything to do with Camille Rowe’s tits or ashtray pussy, but because she doesn’t deserve a post of her own, and because her claim to fame, or introduction to the modeling industry is when she sued Urban Outfitters and Jason Lee Perry for sexualizing her while her dad was on set and she was 17….we call that a cash grab since she’s gone on to post half naked for money..and for free….a cash grab she got playing victim card…

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2015

01

Sep

Kate Hudson’s Greasy Cum Face of the DAy

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Little knows fact….Kate Hudson has had sex with everyone…at least everyone in New York or LA worth having sex because she’s into filling her empty soul through her vagina..

I am not a slut shamer, even though girls like to think I am a slut shamer, for calling them out for being sluts, not because I think there is anything wrong with that, but because I hate humanity and feel like if a girl feels the need to have 100 dicks in her, she’s clearly overcompensating, or craving some kind of love or attention that she can only get through her pussy…

It’s like these idiot feminists know catch phrases…”Patriarchal Society”…”Equity in pay scale”….”slut Shaming”….etc etc….but they don’t realize that they are being oppressive in their own right, shitting their garbage at us, when all we are doing is stating facts..

You see, I genuinely don’t care how many dicks any broken girl takes. It doesn’t matter to me. I don’t care if bitch has AIDS or herpes, or if she cries on those nights she’s alone because she hates being alone…I love sluts…but to identify a slut is not to shame a slut…

That’s some philosophy for you, while I stare at years and years of cum glazed on Kate Hudson’s face to give her that youthful face that makes people, or at least one person, Owen Wilson try to kill himself….

It is really pronounced when she starts sweating under it…

Here are some recent paparazzi pics of her…I guess she’s promoting a movie…

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2015

01

Sep

Britney Spears Toe Sucker of the Day

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Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”….

But that’s not what I’m hearing…

Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie…

I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on….

Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”…..

That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not…

Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help…

Here she is being a mermaid..

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2015

01

Sep

French Girl Got Knocked Up in Australia on One Night Stand and is Searching for her Baby Daddy – I Call Fake and Other Videos of the Day

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They Say this is a Husband Beating His PRegnant Wife….Because She Didn’t Make Dinner for Him…What?

Russian Photographer Captures Footage of a Bear

Some Back to School Shopping

Horse Fucks Up Rider…

Freaky Snapping Turtle Head After Being Brutally Murdered

Insane Motorcycle Accident….at 1:40

Car VS Scooter

Man VS the Guy Who Killed His 3 Year Old Daughter

Fight in the Hood…

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2015

01

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day

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Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work…

So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money…

She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for…

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I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks..

Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me…

I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good…

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2015

01

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The hightlight of my night was deprressing enough, as you’d expect, but still made me laugh because I was talking to some Tinder chick who told me that I produce porn content, even though I don’t, all judgingly, like this site, which isn’t a porn site, I just don’t censor nipples, and nipples aren’t porn at least not according to feminists…but apparently people masturbate to this…

When I asked the judging girl when the last time she watched porn she said 5 minutes ago, she was masturbting for the 5th time today and it was to gangbang porn..

So what she’s telling me is that porn is bad, evil and discussing to make money off of, but it’s oky to watch 5 times a day to cum…

This is not a porn site, but it’s funny someone who jerks off to gangbang porn 5 times a day thinks it is…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning.

Just Some Big Tits…Busting Out of Shirts
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Amazing Bird of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan on a Yacht Doing a Crazy Dance
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The Tits of the VMAs
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Best Legs of the Weekened
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Urban Street Surfing..What…
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Kylie Jenner and Tyga…Together in Music Videos..
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Britney Spears Tits…in a Dress…
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Back to the Future in 1.21 Minutes
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Rugby Player Gets Railroaded
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2015

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was when “Stella Maxwell (This is My Real Account)”…something anyone with their real account would write next to their profile….so trolls realize it’s actually them…was a “people I may know”…according to my facebook….

So I decided to message her…only to be blocked 10 seconds after she answered me…

Was it the real Stella Maxwell as her name suggested…if so why did she had me so much…I mean why can’t I be accepted into the facebook feed of the face the either rides Miley as a marketing campaign or who Miley rides because why fuck actual feminists when you can fuck girls who are objectified for the sale of lingerie, aka everything feminists hate about our patriarchal society…

It hurt me, but not really, I just have nothing else going on…so being blocked by a real or fake Stella Maxwell is literally the only thing that happened to me….

Memories…

Amber Rose Labeling Herself a Stripper and a Ho with her Outfit is Awesome….and Disturbing…
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So Many Huge Tits
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Demi Lovato’s Pussy Grab
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Paris Hilton is a DJ
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Emma Stone…
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Someone Screaming “You Look Beautiful Baby” to Tom Brady
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Emma Stone Ass in Jeans
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So Many Thigh Gaps…Wish they were Thigh Gapes…
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More Beiber Crying
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Big Tits Unite…
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Miley Cyrus Reaction to Being Called Out by Nicki Minaj
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The Internet Reacts to Justin Bieber’s Hair at the VMAs
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Chrissy Teigen Casual Borderline Pussy Flash
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BONO Has Made Over 900 Million Dollars Off a 75 MIllion Dollar Investment in Facebook
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Russian Train Surf
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Michelle Keegan in Ibiza
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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40 Awesome Tattoos Inspired by The Simpsons
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Boxing Crotch Grab
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The Most Insane Shark Video EVER
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Jasmin WAlia in a Bikini
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Celebrities You’d Like to See Have Beef
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Charlie XCX in Concert
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Nina Agdal Thong
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Trump VS China
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Alessandra AMbrosio in a Green Dress
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Stacy Keibler Has Legs
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Selena Gomez….Cleavage
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Gigi Hadid Boring Bikini Model
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Britney Spears Hot in Concert
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Splitting Vine Star is So Odd
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Hulk Hogan Begs for your Forgiveness
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Amanda Seyfried Legs
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Tities and Weed
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Solid Vag
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The Weirdest Thing You can Do to Your Vag
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How Much Did You Get Paid to do This
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Some Public Nudity
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GUy Stopped From Bashing His Wife
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Thumb Biting Porn GIF….
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Greek Tits
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Big Wet Tits
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This is Very Unhealthy Looking
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Topless video Giggles
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Titties Smoke Weed in Heels
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2015

31

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

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This pretty much completes my life….

It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face.

I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer…

That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance…

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